He's back Paytch

BING BING

Vey Jeen Bance

😂

Young Mauian

Holy shit I figured it out - Matt refuses to ever have coffee or stimulants because he says caffeine fucks him up. Dark chocolate is fuckin' bursting with caffeine. Hence this sperg-fest.

Lewis M

Matt has autism Billy has downs

Matt is high AF or I am

Dr. Tits

Holy shit, catching up on episodes of the dawgs and i gotta say, 🌈💵 enjoying crazy frog and crab rave was a sweet treat. Shanes face the whole time is pure bliss, any time yu get to put the bros on is a good day

Damn Matt going off non-stop and not reading the room reminds me of my ol' cacaine days with the boys

is that fella billy tarded?

Nick Seditious

The ‘have to pee’ story before an MRI is 10/10.

Chris Ryan

this shit has been buffering for 3 years

Dick Suckley

gotta steal this shit off YouTube just to hear all the jokes because this site SUCKS MY TEENIS. WTF Patreon

Dick Suckley

billy's mother is a whore

Weinsteins are sick, Billy is gay

Justin O'Brien

do the ads dawgs

Do the ads btw fuck it get paid

Love bill on the podcast, funny shit watching him get annoyed with Matt’s theories

You were an anomaly because they don't see many brains that don't have anything wrong with them. You're a healthy normal dude lol

LisaPizza

Bill just reeks of poser. Crazy frog version of Matt. Too bad because I think he would be okay if it weren't for stuff like the gold chain and "maga" hat facade.

Wyatt Dickey

Matt's third eye was opening in the MRI and the dumb white coats shut it down when they realized what was happening.

thepeltgod

Matt’s explanations for topics in physics and math are so fucked lmao

Matt is right about what he is talking about but I get why he is getting roasted too, you need to be responsible with information dissemination, he has a gnostic understanding of it that makes sense to him but he doesn't understand the concepts well enough to teach. His enthusiasm is pure though

Matt dropping a bombs with that horse race joke hahahaha

When gard dog pulled up the 🤫 I broke

Crazy Frog to start the pod, lets fucking go!

Nathan Clark

Prerecord the ads and just play them whenever Matt starts rambling about retarded theories

Prerecord the adds, play them at the beginning and we can skip them. I do that with literally every podcast I listen to. Great Ep guys, big fan.

Scott Marshall

Matt's ability to just push through attempts at changing the conversation is astounding

it's okay man we can't all "get it" , Matt is more for the high-iq and highly spiritual kinda guys, you're probably operating on a verrrry low frequency. God bless you brother

Jay Williams

Thank you bill for trying to keep it rolling instead of letting Matt ramble on about that boring shit

Microwaving a poop, that would be the last time that kitchen accessory was used

Alexander Khlapov

You're a twitter liberal projecting your self hatred with this fake doomsday news. Calm down, Greta.

Large Marge

Poop!

If you Google Seth Simmons boise Idaho, you can see that he took out an 8k Ppe loan for artists this year lol

This whole ep was sick as hell.

Need another Bill episode now, because Matt just kept repeating the same three ideas/phrases for an hour straight

Shane looks absolutely miserable. This is the beginning of the end.

Crab rave sent Shane into a full swirl, he couldn’t resist squeezin bills jacked triceps

Comfynat

3 dollar bill

micah vance

Billy gets bullied by his dmt entities

Gin Rummy

great ep

Evergreen Games

Matt McCusker is a mystical rare gem, remain skeptical if you hear otherwise

I’m so glad you got canceled Shane, otherwise I wouldn’t of found this podcast, it’s the best fucking podcast ever you sluts

music video time with the DAWGZ?? god bless

You fail to comprehend the infinite consciousness of stones.

Adam Skorupskas

Shane need to get rid of that crystal. Seems like he is been having some negative vibes since he got it. She put some bad juju in it. Don’t trust crazy voodoo ladies.

Billy made me buy a turquoise necklace from the old lady that peddles her wares outside my apartment. Since then my life has been filled with love and tranquility.

Adam Skorupskas

How many necklaces will billy have next week? Tune in.

Will Wickham

i get so excited for the dawgs that it becomes a tad gay. Sorry not sorry

Just saw Shane in Chicago today and he did an entire new hour (except the special olympics joke of course) What a fucking monster

Michael Peterson

Gay Bill is stupid and gay

Sounded like a passage from McConahas‘s memoir

Ryan

GREATEST!!!!!!!!!

Ryan

Watch crab rave next time you read an article of a refugee boat sinking

Alex Smith

Look who's back! Ole Big Dawgin Gillis !

Wes Christensen

its clear shane has been keeping matt tethered to reality all this time

Superhater

"I don't know how you guys feel about Gaia" Mofo you know where you are

g Man

It doesn't wash out :/

roadrunnuh

"remember you got earrings"

Great ep but probs gonna take a few before Shane gets all that gay off from that West Coast trip

g Man

Has Matt been watching Foundation? He’s got Hari Seldon vibes in a Brother day bod.

Geronimo Hanson

Fuckin eh

Boyd Rendell

Hear hear!

“He was a really strong 6th grader, pretty much” - Bill McCusker

I think the google would be good, if he wasnt trying to zoom into the google image search page...

Dustin Reeves

for the guard dog: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/view-image/jpcmhcelnjdmblfmjabdeclccemkghjk/related <- use this extension in google chrome to open images into new tabs from the google image search

Dustin Reeves

STOP WITH THE GOOGLE!! Take gard dawgs keyboard away!!!

Billy saying Shane looked like a retard walking around the airport in his sweatpants with a boner made me lose it haha

Also start making that paper you dummies wtf.... do the ads!!! get paid B-)

The fact that Billy STILL gets upset about keyboard warriors is HILARIOUS.... Broooo why let these things get to you - such a beta response ;) man is literally sending pics of his muscles to dudes on the internet LOL gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy..... Billy's gay <3

#drenched

Grayson Thomas

I think I contracted autism listening to the dawgz talk physics and math

Jesse J. McMullan

We all just gonna ignore that Love on the Spectrum season 2 just dropped? Michael's back and keen as ever.

Justin

Hell yeah quantum

Aaron H

Definitely get Ads. You guys deserve it.

Sean

You gotta check out John Rose

Skylur

I dont know how you guys feel about Gaia, but there's a series on there hosted by Nassim Haramein. He does a great job explaining what Matt was touching on.

The video format sucks balls and interrupts the flow of conversation. Just cause every other pod does it doesn't mean you guys should.

S.H.

As a paying customer I say I do want dick pill ads! Secure the bag!

We get it Bill, you’re dumb and not curious about the universe. That doesn’t make you interesting. It does, however, make you GAY

Make that hay boys💰🦀💰

MrsJWalksStr8Back

I need the MSSP Promo Code for Bluechew ASAP!! Get the promos boys!!!! Check chedda like a good inspecta

JDFlowers3

Gonna do it all day now

Large Marge

Do Ads the way Cumtown does.

Toolman Tim

I stand with the Shaman #DRENCHEDinLight

Shane's ADHD working overtime with the new TV in front of him is sick. Big Dawgs head is gonna explode live on paytch like that dude in Scanners (1981) bing bing

Large Marge

Thumbnail hahaha

Andy

Matt you rule man don't trip. I followed everything you said and didn't skip a beat let's go baby

Liquid Sunshine

Am I the only iPhone that can’t widescreen it?

more preshows. that was fucking great. made my day.

DEREKvs TheWorld

Your Bros House podcast now featuring video reactions and even more forced laughter from our producers (producer cam coming soon with our new studio).

War Mode is gonna be the biggest podcast around

because hes making most of it up on the spot

Tommy DeStefano

Love you guys, but please cool it with the google images. It feels really distracting to watch and feels like you guys are more distracted. Also feels annoying for audio listening to not see what ya’ll are seeing. Just bad all around.

Jimothy Bridgemont lll

You guys can’t let him go like that… it’s insane. BTW- As soon as a wave is observed it begins to deteriorate. There’s also some radiation and a radiation detector in the cat story. Kinda a big part of it hahahaha

Tommy DeStefano

Gay Bill

Jacob Ryan

Matt and Shane, do ads, get paid, you’re worth it for sure, just do them in post and do them straight no jokes, so people don’t feel like they are missing any funny stuff and feel like they have to watch the ads to get every bit of funny and put them all in the beginning so people can fast forward through them or at the end so folks don’t have to watch the very end, just say pod over here’s some ads, it’s not selling out, it’s buying in!

be wary of that NFT moron on warmode.. snake in the woodpile

Hollow Logs

Top 5 ep. Holy shite

Neck brace AKA Jewish turtleneck

After years of indulging Matt being a goofy pothead, it's only when he starts pretty accurately summarizing the biggest some of problems in philosophy that Shane and Bill don't want to listen. Praise the shaman they hate him bc he told the truth

“Light is an eternal force and we’re drenched in it all day everyday…“ -The Shamen

Kev I-L-0 (Aiello like the mediocre character-actor Danny)

Damn, actually couldn't sit through this one. Matt literally knows nothing about these topics and thinks he's a genius. Please take that 85 IQ back to your lady degree program - just be funny, you're not intelligent

Praise Allah for the Problem Child’s return bc War Mode was dookie. spirits are lifted

lol. Matt knows everything about nuclear forces except how to pronounce it. What a goofy dunce

I know I’m late on this, but how fucking gay is Andrew Schultz and company? Fuck Avengers. SODTAOE

Second that, grab that bag the boyssssssssss

Kev I-L-0 (Aiello like the mediocre character-actor Danny)

Hot cast

Kev I-L-0 (Aiello like the mediocre character-actor Danny)

A min in and Crab Rave is the ultimate

Kev I-L-0 (Aiello like the mediocre character-actor Danny)

Please get ads!! Get paid my guys!

The shaman is outside the bounds of our understanding.

Hi fellas I am a member now, welcome to internet to me

BING! BING!

Pretty sure the fat tiktok manager in LA Shane was talking about on the YT episode is Micheal Gruen lol

chuckle gluttons.

i want u cuck boys to have ads. i want to see you get paid. you are funny!!

By George! These ol' chunks of coal sure do "wow" with their sharp japes and wisecracks! A real handful of battle-axes, these lads! Such a keen taste for the rib-ticklers, how's about it? I mean to say that these motherfuckers are gluttons for chuckles.

Andrew Schenker

Get ads and get paid

Faggot, go back to whatever losers podcast you came from.

SassyB

Best openings to anything, anywhere. Strong every time

Holy fuck Matt sounds manic as hell in this one

Guys I really appreciate shane strolling back into the picture like my dad did back in 93 after he took off with some immagrant from Ecuador, but just like my dad, we all know it’s just a matter of time befor he meets some other bronze skinned whore and we never see him again. Cherish these moments. I’ve changed a lot since my mom threw me out and I was raped in the cab of a tractor trailer, and I’ve really learned to appreciate the little things. God bless.

Why does Matt look 50

IF THE CAST GETS ADS IM GOING TO BE SO CIDIES FUMING AND TYPE ALL THE TIME IN CAPS LOCK

Matt has been smoking crystals

taylor watson

Matt should just start a separate podcast. This is supposed to be a comedy podcast. The best cast recently was hearing how Lemaire cums on his knees next to his grandmothers couch & farts into his brothers butt.

LarryTheUberDriverLawsuitPending

Joe Zamora GO AWAY! You're opinions don't matter!

The psych naw Dawgs know everything matt is talking about 🧠

Anthony Whipple

Matt should check out John Vervaeke. What's funny is when they talk about him being an autist when he's basically the inverse, much closer to positive schizotypy a la Alex Jones

Auberon Quin

Shane needs his own podcast. Matt is not funny. Please Shane, ditch this hippie race trader and do the podcast with some one else.

He kept saying it's so funny. I didnt laugh at anything he said this whole episode.

Matt litterally said nothing in his ramblings. Oh gosh kill him.

Matt's so fucking cringe. So glad Billy and shane bullied his gay ass.

How good is our god?

Benedict Gillis giving me bad vibes

the frog and crab shit is gay as hell boys

Good to see the return of Shane and our Schaub.

Timothy Farris

Just a couple of dudes in a dark room comparing crystals.

Imagine Matt stoned as hell meditating in the MRI machine: "I'm a fuckin' anomaly"

Now I don't have to go to the bar tonight

Large Marge

crazy frog

Shane’s back and Billy is on. How great? When Matt said “Paul Check, he stacks stones” on the free ep I died

This looks like an isis recruiting video

Kenneth Cadieux

🙂

Good to see the boys back sucking and fucking

crying laughing at the crazy frog intro and imagining the autist loop occurring of me watching them watch crazy frog

Good on Matt for providing quality content while Papa Shane is jetsetting

I feel like a fuckint wizard. I just opened patreon app to maybe check if this was uploaded and here it is. What the fuck.

Jack

Surprise, surprise the king is back

Glad Mr. Showbusiness is back

This rules

It’s Friday, three day weekend and this drops? Life is good.

Tight

How great is our god, bros?

Wyatt Earp

The dawgs...reunited again. 🥲

coffinspire

My sweet, sweet boy is back praise be.