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We drove  around on the audio tour and busted it up before our show in harrisburg last weekend

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Damn I knew Matt and I had a secret connection I also was retard on the rocks at devils den

I'm gonna pop

Fun fact about wv at Gettysburg. The wv militia carried the only American flag that included wv as a star. The wv boys did some late night goofin and cut a star off of I belive it was a union Kentucky regimen or Ohio i can't remember...and sewed the star on their flag. So one flag was short 2 stars and wv had all union states on there flag.

Shane calling out kids doing wheelies and Matt saying cannonballs went 250 miles/second. This is peak podcasting

Holy fuck, this is good 🔥🔥

Elite

Should have called this 'The Battle of the Allergies of Gettysburg" Holy moly fellas lol

J M Cote

Gay bill

Need more of these

dlop

This is awesome! WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

Jake Alderman

"We got the Beezer in the back" hahahahaha

This is great. It's link drunk history but legit significantly better, and it's just off the cuff, incredible. This is how history should be taught for us midwits

Louis Novak

Devils den

Slurp Lilac

Virginia Civil War sites are a much different narrative haha

I loved Gettysburg I could spend a week there

Paddy Potato Monkey

Hot cast

Evergreen Games

Again

Nick Fullerton

Good ep

waiting on my controller but it should be up and running soon. Just gotta consult with Butterly to figure out how to stream and all that

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Any more Details on the FiveM gang? I can't wait to be a $1 corner boy lmao

Jay Williams

Unfortunately so, it seems like they are keeping it under wraps by saying he's on "the road". The road to recovery maybe.

African Rose

Yo’ ass better call somebody

Shane is THE Road Dogg.. OH YOU DIDNT KNOW?

The Cast is HOT

Is it true did you get in a dogfight Shane?

justgareths phone

Dawgs are out here fumin’

ive had to crumb 3 times since this afternoon in lieu of a fresh cast. the ol boy is not entertained!

I’m chippin boys, where’s that cast at?

I’m bored of all the other casts, I need a hot cast.

Matt Pollock

Have you read O’Reilly’s Killing Lincoln? I’m fifty pages in and it’s good so far. Curious what the dawgs thought?

At the risk of sounding like a desperate junkie...WHERES MY FUCKING FIX MAN!?!?

Prob no pod this week, Shane is in the hospital.

African Rose

Shane is bout to do matt like chrissy d did yannis lol

Ughhh wheres the pod

Gay Bill beats dogs

African Rose

Gay Bill loves beating dogs

joe wielgus

Who’s beats a dog?

Hey guys be patient with this weeks episode, sadly I heard from an insider that Shane was beat up (like a dog) the other night after a show, he's not in good shape and it may be awhile before he has the strength to speak again. May the lord show him mercy.

African Rose

Atleast there's a new War mode to listen to while we wait.. thanks a lot Laymeire

Jacob Ryan

i need the dawgz

Miss my dawgz man

This was awesome. Devil’s den is insane. Shit was 103 degrees when they were fighting there

shout-out to all the Dawgs who have been on an autistic tear of civil war research since this ep dropped...

Jay Williams

Public shitting definitely changes you.. it can be traumatic shit leads to having feelings and being gay and stuff

The whole Phil prank bit fuckin’ got me holy shit!

Kameltosis

Me too dude… no blowy though. He noticed my Nebrasky hat. Ball rules. Great show

Kameltosis

Saw Shane in Tampa this weekend. Shane gave me a blowy to say nice things. Show ruled!

No good episoded is complete without shane saying "this stinks" serious bro, cut that fem energy lol goin bobby lee on us

I would pay 10 bucks a month for historical battlefield dawgcast

Ratdick

Some of Matt's comments in this episode are my favorite of all time. "Sorry your husbands sucked at war."

These history casts are nice, keep em' coming yo!

Raoul Duke

This podcast ruled. Shane don't be so self-conscious! We love when you talk history and own it!!

Dammit u got me

Next stop the Young Bull Run?

Tim Coates

Loved the audio, sad there's no video

Optimus Piss

shanes allergies are so much damn worse than his covid 19.....thats a real patriot.

this was sick broskis, video next time would be awesome, love these history casts.

damn bro, lemme hear that shit 💉

Christian Berk

if you posted a comment i fucked your family and shit in your kitchen

joe derosa rules fuck your mother

More history podcasts!

The HarderCore History episodes are so good. The Mario Tonelli one Especially

Jeff Braun

You on live was hilarious I need more of that ....I would follow you on ig live all the time! Sedona!!

Stephanie Wrye

Shane needs to stop being a puss cake this was a dope paytch ep

Andre Alcantar

Love when the dawgs talk history

thegaypowerranger

Nice job telling those kids to stop popping them disrespectful wheelies

Adam

If he was on coke he’d be hitting slapshots in the Flyers car park.

This was mounds and bounds better than anything tim dillon has put out on his patreon. I would love another historical audio tour. Have the GF be the camera

Russian Karren FemBot

Shane tallying up beezers milkshake intake for the weekend 😂😂

Awww was this the best ever

L.ao did shane almost throw out a hunter s Thompson quote, "let me show you the southrn high water mark" they say if you go up on the highest hill on the outside of Gettysburg you can still see, where boys layer down the law

derosa needs to stick to sandwiches

This had me in stitches

This ruled,

Matt Earth Theory

Shane needs to put more respect on Mainers lest we forget the 20th Maine

The giraffe

Fucking love the history-casts. How good is our god?

Dafuq is wrong with you two..disgusting..leave humor to shane

also they burned the wooden bridge between york and columbia to stop the south during the war, pretty heroic. central PA civilians may have won the war

Jay R.

central PA amateur local historian here. the union would camp on chickie's rock near marietta to spot the confederates from a distance.

Jay R.

Old Bill take a look at these guys, theyre all gay like you They need someone to fuck them the whole night through Just one look in your eyes I can tell you blow dudes -- Neil Young, Old Bill (who is gay)

Larbon Jams

Yea

https://youtu.be/N1V3JW4HeBs

Ant P

Y’all boys need to slow down. This shit was wild compared to the regular cast.

I feel for Beezer... guy sounded cocaine hung-over; those are rough!

this is rad, good ep I'll probably retain this history lesson better than what I learn on my own

Mary Fagdalene

Is Shane all stuffed up from doing blow?

More of this please.

Lord i lift your name on high Lord i love to sing your praises

justgareths phone

me too brother my grampa used to take us every summer. The wax museum with the crazy awesome battle scene, climbing on devil's den.

Powerful Primate26

our God is an awesome God

No lie, had the same problem with needing to shit and a sever lack of facilities

this was great. love shane teaching history to the mostly uninterested.

Do Auschwitz next

This ep was so good. Shane please keep adding history based episodes with Matt. Pretty sure most dawgs Love it

also, being in civil war re-enactments is peak dork, but highly recommended.

Chamberlain the absolute BOY! Anyone actually interested in Shane’s story, please watch the 1993 movie, “Gettysburg”. Staring Jeff Daniels. Great background music during battles. Emotional roller coaster but sick overall

What a wonderful surprise I’ve learned so much today

pzjenn

This is junk

Javier Parra

“Lads bulk later in life” - Shane

Javier Parra

Dawgs on war rules. Read Matterhorn it will blow Matt’s brain

This ruled. Dawgs on history rules

This is making me want to do a 717 homecoming with the skis and take a peek at the roundtops with some refreshed eyes

Ahahaha the dawgs on a educational field trip is hilarious. Loved this ep

seabass

Brian Six words

This was amazing

We’re gonna need more on location pods. Take the mics to a Phillies game and get liquored up please

Berto

Great episode, faggots. When Shane has an allergy issue he turns into a bitch and I’m here for it.

The south is gay as hell dude

Grrrb

The Union were the baddies in the civil war. The south is not gay you’re gay.

3 months in shanghai here, I promise you don’t understand the public sitting. I’ve stared into the eyes of more shitting Chinese toddlers while in line for lunch than I care for.

Jack Bailey

I live in south Texas and its dogs owned by a specific ethnic group that get sent up north. Hint➡️We live near the border...

Wes Christensen

Shocked Matt's never taken an outdoor shit.. wild. U never been camping or on a walk and said fuck it. 🤷 just gotta have some tP its not a big deal if u keep moving. I understand the chinee there.

Jack

Yo if you saw some boys in orange chargers you definitely spotted some confederates. Dukes of Hazard fan club

Yall should take a trip up to bannermans Island and the Hudson Valley, there's also an armory or something in fishkill thats going to be turned into a fountain surrounded by chillis and red robins and DSW

I’ve only watched half the free ep, looking at these comments I’m getting excited about this paytch later on, are we talking all time great episode here boys?

Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis THANK YOU for the awesome show in Hburg and thanks for signing my shirt. You guys fucking rock! "you're talking about fuckin Rynolds wife is flickin her bean." HAHAHAHA

Powerful Primate26

Damn. Francis Ellis shit talking helmet tilt was hilarious.

Beezer rules. Keep him on regular rotation.

General Willard

Wow what a missed opportunity for an epic video podcast

Shady249

I just finished the whole episode in google earth VR on my oculus. wow.... i'm baked off countless fat dabs and i'm slightly dissociated with reality right now. i feel like i was actually there with the dawgs.... like if you do this, you can pretty much say you've been to gettyburg lol A truly transcendent tour experience if you have VR and can keep up with them the whole time, its the BEST way to listen to this ep. (follow along on regular Earth/Streetview still if you dont have VR!)

Jay Williams

Theyre both right. Bless all the boys

too weird to live, too rare to die

Shane blaming allergies for his sobbing. Sad boy

yo thanks for all the cumtown eps lmao

Jay Williams

Great ep. Mang

jjmm

One of the best Paytch eps yet. More road trip eps please and thanks

Tommy McGuire Jr

Fuck yes, these 3 touring America's Landmarks would be amazing!

Just some Good Ol' Boys(and a Patriot Bae) exploring Getty' getting sweaty! Legitimate spit-take during your concern/comments on the Fat(s).

Barstool & co. too aggro white..& they sponsor "call your daddy" whoredom

Fuck barstool. That lacrosse kid is not funny.

Aardvark

Bro, I feel attacked lol I'm one of those cool car fags you guys saw 😂😂😂😂😂

Alexander Neu

Shane’s self hate is unnecessary. We love y’all!

Yo my dog is named Sally and is a terrier mutt

Darnold14MVP

My father in law and I were at Gettysburg this same day. I knew I was in the presence of greatness.

This is the reason I joined the paytch! Went here with ny grandparents 20 years ago.

Shane’s got David Slobbins 🥛 milk

Booker T

this was great love it! beeeeeez high as fuck the entire time

John Dabman

There are ww2 reenacters pretty funny http://www.10thmountaindiv.org/enlistment-office/uniform-equipment

The giraffe

God bless you brother

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

The three McCuskateers at it again

Gay=Alpha

Matt Earth Theory

guys I'm telling you, follow along on Google earth VR if you can, or just on Google earth in general, better to see what the dawgz are seeing

Jay Williams

Holy shit this should be its own show. Do a road trip.

The giraffe

The tour is even better if you do it in VR

Jay Williams

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.8320211,-77.2511998,3a,75y,37.09h,72.71t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVWB6Gs5-yHIUIsapB6Bkww!2e0!7i16384!8i8192 this is roughly where they were at the "Cupola to the right" moment, follow along on the tour my fellow autistic dorks

Jay Williams

I went camping years back and took a dook in the open air. No joke one of the most freeing experiences in my life. Went from being shit shy to having the confidence to shit anywhere, anytime, no matter the circumstances and I’ve never looked back.

Fuck yeah. North rules south droolz

Taking alot of shots at your southern fans guys. I literally just have an accent we really aren't all backward tards.lol

Cam Snyder

Matt in New York brings a nice bit of energy into the mix, I’m digging it.

It's his "allergies" stahp

jokester900

I am shocked Matt has never shit outside growing up at the compound.

God damn this rules

Charles LeFevre

This shit show is important.

Matt reading the cannonball speed in feet/second then confusing meters/second for miles was too funny.

All fingertips touching on this one boys

Crushin MyDinner

This was the best history podcast I've ever listened to

A confederate shot the dog? Must have really hated that dog to take the 15 minutes to load a gun back then

A podcast where you're just going to historical places and giving your take on the placards and what happened and shit. That's be dope, I'd be a better patron for that!

Saturdays show was a blast. Had a front row seat to Gillis putting the moves on one of Western PA’s finest skinny big teeth.

This was awesome! Bring back tardcore history you fucks

Is this the paytch this week or are we getting blessed with 3 episodes? Either way sick

Yo dude

jon mendoza

This may be my favorite episode yet and I'm not even at stop 2.

We know you are back, we can hear you. And you aren't live.

Fuck yeah. Was not expecting Christmas so early.

Shane definitely did all of the cocaine in Pennsylvania the night before this was recorded lol listen to his voice

Miss the burg boys...

Colyn Hillard

Beez going to scope the Sally statue just to take a cig break hahaha. Love the history episodes, especially with Matt mentally time traveling

You must have a case of queer-ear

Hey my dogs a fucking prince man.

Did Matt just ask "Where we at, battle-wise?"

FromHereOn

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

Is it my equipment or does the audio seem low? The Dawgz casts on the paytch and YouTube always seem to be lower than everything else I listen to. Maybe I'm just a deaf POS. Not trying to be an audio brat. Love the history lesson. Thanks for keeping us in your hearts.

Bill: is gay

MSSP: you’re gay

Cumtown: I’m gay

Hell yeah. Wisconsin dawgs are born different

I can see the veins in my boner now. Thank you gods of the cast.

Kameltosis

Shout out the iron brigade shout out the 7th Wisconsin

Brad Koehler

What a great day. Thank God.

Yeahh

The union cheated

Grand Mogwai

salute

Coming in drenched

Love the sketches just keeps getting better hell yea dude

Sick. Btw stoked for the Gillis show this Saturday baby

Made my day better fuck yea boyz 🤙

Hell yes

I really needed this today thanks

More like Buttsexburg PA

Booker T

I needed this. Thanks DAWGS

James

Let’s ride!

Love that audio tour. Stop at four score. Grab some roadies.

John Walter

I'm in the fucking trunk

Thanks babe

Let's go!

Sick

First...seat check!

ChopGlockShogun

Hell yeah

Lucas

Letsgo

TyBayaga


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