Eh...our god damn special guest rescheduled...but we're ripping today no matter wut

Stop cumming on your jeans Phil, Christ!

that u phil?

You old..and gay is funny

Not sure why everyone loves it so much when bill pinches shane and they play grab ass the whole episode. Remember when the cast was more conversational and less gay? Idk most of these dudes think gay bill n shane is funny maybe I'm just an old grumpy asshole

Gerbz is out here breaking hearts & hurting feelings.

Gerbz is dead to me

Ari is a jew.

wher da paaitch at

Need that paytch eppie

The youtube episode was killer. All is forgiven.

Jack

You guys are doing entirely too much goofin.

They’re leveling up on dmt

I'm also fumin gayness confirmed

I'm fucking fuming

Charles LeFevre

Where is the paytch???

Bill RuLeZ

Bill rules but he puts a damper on ol' Matt's natural shamanic energy

WRONG

The Maxican

Even the normies who are terrified by Bill agree he is the best guest, permanent third mic needs to be seriously considered.

Episode. Now. Fuckin turds!

Kameltosis

THE BOIS WANT BILL

Neck brace AKA Jewish turtleneck

I WORKED REALLY EFFING HARD FOR THE GOT DANG DOLLAR AND I REALLY just hope you guys take it easy on yourselves. If the episodes late than its late who gives an mother ef; you know what just take this week off you've been working really hard.

same here brother... hang tight, almost the weekend

Jay Williams

bill a 2nd time would be better than any tryhard comedian would be, just keep the family eps rollin lol

Jay Williams

Where the paych ep dawgs? I’m trying to get through a boring shift rn.

No worries just get Bill back on, family eps are my favorite

Ryan

It’s time

MY BODY MY CHOICE

You don't get vid on spotify???? First time using if that's so then spotify is weeeeeaaaaak

Bill McCusker, taking heads and rocking beds

It's out on Spotify and what not ya dorks

joe wielgus

Blame it on Lamorp and all is forgiven🙏

C'mon.

This is the April Fools joke that hurt the most to be honest

Steve Armstrong

Billy is great, but I need a little gerbs

What a great ep. Finally, thank the gods

Quit jerking each other off

You foolin’ or for reals? Free ep?

I got the free ep on my podcast app, but I need to see the skis in the flesh !

Billy the dragon master 🐉

I'd rather have Billy than Gerbs any day.

Hot cast coming soon ?

Dustin Fugate

the final ski

dd

No patreon cast for the Dawgs even 😤

Jack

Bill the Groomer

Billy is the ultimate Ski,

Matt Earth Theory

Times eleven thousand per month, plus a bunch of people who pay more, that’s a lump of pennies I’d appreciate for 2 hours work

Golllly it seems like you guys don’t even appreciate the 3 pennies a day I spend on the cast.

Billy is always worth the wait

Dubious

I mean I get Dad Meat not putting out anything this week...but I never expected it from the Dawgz.

The masses are getting restless, where is our god??? The skis are lost without guidance.

C'mon man

Grand Mogwai

Where the dawgZ @@@@

If a poc complains about privileges.. can we refer to them as a "lamaren"

You people are fucking animals where’s the pod???? Longest week ever

Andre Alcantar

guy like me? doesn't like this junk

dd

i was a little bit ticked off then i remember i paid more for coffee this morning then my sub

Apparently Lemorp wasn’t the only issue here boiz.

I think they died

The Maxican

Wow, how did we not see that coming ? We are all ski’s until we can lock down a slightly out of our league bae

Bring back the sexxual hitman

So no episode this week?

ApRiL FoOls

Thanks I really needed this laugh

Theyre too busy cleaning up spuds driveway

Jim K

I blame Shane’s girlfriend

You punks didn’t finish now you’re ‘bout to feel the wrath of a menace

At least Shaman gives us updates on the cast drop, that dude Billy will just keep us in the dark for an entire week and then tell us to delete our pledges if we complain lmao

The withdrawals are killin me

Dawgs it’s hot outside for work and I’m trying to listen to the skis

Shane's got 3 years before the heart attacks set in

The Maxican

Anyone notice Shane’s recent weight gain

>it's alright we're still ripping today 21hrs later

Poop dick

Is it fair to wonder... will this be made up to the Ski’s?

I'm getting real bad man got the shakes and sweats need that cast man 2 days late

It's amazing the skis can make it on time to their 12 hour shifts but the boys are late to their 1 hour goof-off session

Fuckin ari. What a punk. The dawgs are red rocket right now for this hot cast.

Just keep feathering, brother. Watch out for white chariots!

I heard shane ate some disco biscuits and locked himself in his room with darude's sandstorm on repeat.. matts been bangin on his door for 10 hours but shane just thought it was the KILLER bass line

Sam

More and more endangered EVERY day, the skis. ☹

I can’t stop saying a guy like me

Lance

Real eyes realize real lies

This is a PA

African Rose

WHERES THE CAST BOYS DADDY NEEDS HIS CAST

Can’t believe you guys did the skis like this

This is definitely some lord farqarrd shit. Shek 3

Lamare got time to do loud boys pod. Yall need to hire him back

Jack

2 hours a week. 2 hours a week.

Well that was a lie

Rick Lowery

Evil, evil, evil hippies.

Where the ep fellas...

If the episode isn’t out within the hour I’m calling the Dunkums

Patience is a virtue. All this bitching is weak

Austin Jordan

Dad?

This shits weak! Now i gotta work in silence and with no laughs, sounds fun.

Damn I worked a 13 hour day so pumped for a new episode but still nothing? I'm crushed boys

Tibbs McFish

Gay

Shittiest April fools joke to date. The Skis are waiting

Brett

Give the name

Bet ya you don't

Fuck

Guy like me? Hate April fools jokes.

Feel like my guy is dry right now

damn we got fooled

Liquid Sunshine

Yo

We've been April Fooled. Any news today I believe

Jeff Braun

Straight up fumin

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

Ol and a pa

Im upset in the outputs of this establishment. I want to watch the pod

The Dawgz having known they had lost there battle of wits against this great enemy, had been trapped on a dead planet buried alive with no escape. The fury and emotion had bubbled to the surface, contorting their faces with wide eyes and flared fangs of rage and anguish. They cried out into the infinite black of space in futility. "GERBIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" I picture shane as Kirk but we all know mccusker is the captain of this enterprise.

Judge Fudge

how smart are our creators, making us wait while we run outta time

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, where is the paytch bruvs

Stop j’ing your dicks to t porn and upload the ep

Nick mullen needs to a monthly guest.

Jesse

got em!

special guest was Joe Biden but he tripped

Dildo Bagginz

Gerbz or gtfo

Breton K Deardorf

guys, shane is super busy working on snl, cut him some slack on the release date for new eppys /good universe

smilderfield

fire lemaire!!

Who’s getting fired this time god dammit

Shit, might have to listen to some old eps if this aint happening. Any recs, dawgs?

Coriander Pyle

best not be foolin

Superhater

chiiiiiiii matt send it

Gonna have to go pennsylvania way and give matt a what-for.

I neeeeed it

Coriander Pyle

WOOF WOOF DAWGIE HUNGY

I'm so lost without you dawgz!!

🦧🦧🦧🦧

"Ripping today no matter what"... Come on dawgz. I'm gonna end it..

Good

brutes

Where the dawgs at?

Shrek 3 wtf

I love this bit. Running on McCusky time lol. I really hope the special guest was the spudman or billy.

Back to back Beezer would be sick Him and Shaner’s pod rocks cock especially their new one “Twerk In Hell”

Booker T

WHEN

Is this some type of april fool shenanigans?

African Rose

Shane's IG story 4 hours shows they were rocking some NBA Street on Gamecube at Billy's. My bet is a sneaky night cast dropped at 11:59

..wait this comment is blasphemy..what's wrong w/ Matt lately..I think bae pms slowly driving him insane..but he's stuck by law

Wasn’t right what you did to those ladies in Atlanta!

Drop the ep you’ve got hungry dawgz to feed

Matt is definitely asleep already

joe wielgus

Wana fight about it

Biden was coming on to let Shane have it for his family's murderous delivery trucks

No matter wut...

im bursting

Grayson Thomas

When bros?!? Imma explode over here.

Hey Shane gillis your fat

Wtf weres the ep

Gerben’s hemorrhoids are flaring up

John Griffiths

Ya had to go tell Sam Hyde where the nearest wishy washy was, dintcha?

Crushin MyDinner

WE NEED PHIL.

JDFlowers3

Was really looking forward to a dog girl appearance. Guess I'll have to settle for the real dawgs.

back to back beezer?

it was rogies

Hell yea. I’d love a Shane history podcast

Eh, forget guests. Just talk cool history shit...those are the best episodes. Shane talk history, Matt gets his shaman on, and Lemaire...damn, never mind.

Was it Dan Carlin?

Any bets on why Ari Shaffir missed it?

Steve Armstrong

Is what it is. We show up for Matt and Shane, not guests, so bring it like you always do boys! I'm going to my first ever live stand-up show on May 1st, see you in the Burg Gillis!!

Powerful Primate26

Fire Lemair

joe wielgus

When you guys gonna have spuds on

Adam J Wilcox

Tim Dillion’s show has become unlistenable to me over the past year.

Richard Huntwork

Seth Simons?

Jeff Braun

Solid PA. This Gilly and Keeves sketch better knock my dick off.

Jeff Braun

Is that true? If so which episode I’d love to hear it

Brett

Where are the boys!

Savita Bhabhi?

You guys should have another with Sampu Al Hydeh

Nathan Clark

Billy smoked DMT and denounced Trump on War Mode so if your guest wasn't Billy I couldn't care less lol

garrett crews

Thank god yalls paytch is a dolla minimum (PA) jmon now

Sam tallent said he was gonna be on

yall are worse than Mullen and Tim

Higher levels of autism

Fags

Bout to hit shane with an OL

fucking gerbies

Thanks big dawg

SAM HYDE

A sweet boy

The potential female guest is no more. Crisis averted.

Such a tease I am blue ballin for content!!

If this is an April fool who’s up for simultaneously cancelling the paytch? Lol

Busy cumming on his jeans

Gerbies got a huge piece from what I hear

As long as L’Ahmaire shuts the fuck up on this one, I’m finna be good fr

Spud would be better anyway!

SassyB

I had puffy nips for a short time at least.

Dana Rigamortisaur

FUCK GERBEN

matt

WE WANT GER-BIES 👏👏👏👏👏

Recording and releasing today, or just recording?

Peanut Arbuckle

Hale Paimon!!!

Wes Christensen

Last time my balls were this blue was when the lady boy I was tip deep in turned out to be an actual woman. Fucking gross.

Wheres the new paytch bo's

Brothers somehow cumtown is much more punctual with their episode drops lol how could this be

Shouldnt have booked Tiger Woods.

Shout out double d

Charles LeFevre

Gerben :(

Austin Scott

fvck..i thought it was dog girl..well if its her, she had to take a doggie call, i get it

Have Phil on and keep accusing him of saying the N word under your breath when he is speaking

Is Phil busy?

Fuck you Dan Soder!

yo chill chill chill the j's will come at you like they did cuomo. jews rock man

Fedsmoker

Was the guest Shane Gillis?

I’m fuming

Matt Earth Theory

This has me rollin B

Sam

Im ticked

Sam

;honesty will keep us together

Kruzin

Dog girl had to go to the vet.

Peggy hopping on the cast?

It would be wild if it was Ellory.

Skoal n Cidies

Damn it Gerben you had one job.

Skoal n Cidies

Cock teasing me with these notifications

Andrew

Praise dawgz

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

Gerbies and his god damn arthritis

Brett

This reeks of Jewish tricks

Real nigga shit

Justin Haug

Pre crumb

Matt Collins

Just had to be there

Looking forward to it no matter what!

Tibbs McFish

Is anyone gonna explain who gerbies is

Mike Hansen

What the hell could Double D be busy with?

Lee Singleton

God damn them

The Maxican

I hope it's Gerbiez

Anthony Whipple

Fucking nincompoop

Kippy'sLeftEye

Dam April fools got me set trippin over this

make billy mandatory 2x a month

Bruh bring back mulldog

the broeskies turned gay

Adam Skorupskas

Kys

Ellory Smith?

Tim Coates

Making me feel like an April fool fr fr

Nick L

One more post with bad news and I’m spamming this bitch with N words.

fuming

Was it gerbies?

John Dabman

We want the King!

Dildo Bagginz

Bring back the DAWG Roll Call. It was sick

MoldyToad

Dog girls back?

aPReHl fEhLLs

I dont need a special guest. Just gimme the dawgs

Victor Herrera

I'm fuming

Fedsmoker

Grool me once...ehhh...we can't get Grool'd again!

Woppio

I'm gonna pop!

dudeimarobot

Dammit gerben

gotta h8 it. Can't wait for the pod

Who the fuck is gerbies

Mike Hansen

He's just foolin'

how great is our Pod?

Chris Mathews Jr.

treacherous...

Matt quit April fooling us!!

“What is to give light must endure burning” - victor frankl

Did dog girl get a new toy she wanted to play with instead?

THE DREEEEAAAAMMM!

Dan Tha Man

Lets be real, Ghislaine Maxwell was pulling your strings dawg. She can't rip a cast until the summer at the soonest.

Who was it? I'm guessing Trump Daddy

The Bull and the cosmic shaman is all that is required to make the magic

BEAVEMACHINE1990

Dunkems got out of her restraints, eh?

Don't stress it dawg, sometimes the star don't aling. Looking forward to the cast whenever she appears

That’s very Shrek 2 of you

Shucks

Seriously you guys got the fuckin king Louis ck???

Earl Maverick

I’m devastated in this moment. The cast is my sanctuary. This is the worst day of my life right next to 9/11

Gerbiez tryna big dog the dawgs??

this is a sick april fools joke and i’m not sure how to feel about it

victoria one of the og cuzzie wuzzie’s hillyer

It’s ok I forgive u

Ah, who needs 'em!

Cmon st. Rogies

Now you gotta make it up to us by live streaming the pod on YouTube as you tape it

All this for a dollar

I'm not going to be April fooled that easily. Get boofed Mathew.

I'll pray to the vape gods and kush masters on this 🙏🏾

Look at these dopers

Brad Koehler

Will they make a return and can we know or is it a surprise guest?

Chris Willey

Wow, I can’t believe the Gerb-man would do such a thing

We are straight homes, as long as the Shaman and the Bull come through for the dawgz you will (or should) have 0 complaints!

Unless it was a war mode who cares about a guest

All good. Just bring on the dawgz!

Roger Downes

Gerbs pls

fuckin gerby

EXPOSE THEM!!!

MillerLite30

this wait is gayer than isis.

Fuuuck youuu geeerbiiez!!! Jk I lo you

How great is our god?

Even better

It was totally Gerbs 🤥

Was it Gerbdawg?

Sean P

hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

Thanks :(

ayad yousifgucci

Ty shaman

123scooter

Ugh