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the original line in Bawitdaba was "get in the pit and try to kill someone." but they wouldn't put it on the radio

SkiptoAcceptance

Shame Gillis

Im guessing this is rammstein

Might be the best mssp epi ever

Matt’s tv show idea is genius

Jackson

Matt wants to bring back the zoot suit

This is some of the best shit, most truths and wisdom I’ve ever heard. Shane is an actual autistic genius

justgareths phone

Yo i'm a new dawg thx to that Mikaela podcast! Saw you dudes there, watched all the YT content and had to sub here.

50:40... Called it

Get out of my head is his newest one.

This was one of the best episodes I’ve ever heard. I was howling with tears from laughter by myself on the way to work. What Adam Curtis Documentary are they talking about? I tried to find it but there’s like 30 of them shits.

History Hyenas I think dawg

Hey what history podcast does shane do that he’s always talkin bout I’m trying to get my beak wet on that bird

Cats stink

This metal performance reflects a few of Matt and Shane’s interests.... Hypin the crowd, Germans, Cumming all over your boys and the crowd... all it’s missing is some football: https://youtu.be/I1hBKxyXCuM

Someone shut 'em down :D Patreon's policy is far more restrictive. God Bless Gas Digital.

Kappa

post the ip bruh

is there a mssp valheim server

PLEASE make "Lil Bitch Intervention" a sketch. 😃

Shane should come play Valheim with the bois

I agree about the Arlington show. Matt and Shane were hilarious and so nice to take pictures with us! 💜

Matt and Shane both killed it in Arlington great show, got a lot of my buddies who aren’t big in stand up to die and love it

Did anyone see Dave Chappelle's Redemption Song? Remember in the Bird Revelation when Dave Chappelle pretty much labeled everyone but black people as weak and brittle spirits? Now he performs stand up complaints instead of stand up comedy. He went from a Comedian to a Karen.

Where is the Youtube ep for this? Not showing on the channel for some reason.

Neck brace AKA Jewish turtleneck

Shane goin ham at the end of the latest LOS https://youtu.be/t3Klke1T85I

Only giving the Troopz on Paytch an eppie this week? Makes me feel special.

Wes Christensen

Fan-fuckin-tastic episode.

Haaah yeah the bottles I didn’t notice it till you pointed them out

https://www.instagram.com/p/CK_7xg6g0LM/?igshid=1vm3ov5upnnmk. Look at these spooky dudes. Watch for the one in the dodger hat

Are we not talking about the nut sound fx

Clark Eads

wow the boys read a few books and become leftists over the next few eps? you love to see it

Fedsmoker333

Is there a discord?

Nothing more American that these two patriots taking over DC 🤘🏻

Krystel

Im a DAWG-lover

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

Is he referring to the lanc county farmers market parking lot in Devon when he touched snizz for the first time, I work there that would get me so hype

Benjamin Sparks

It’s called a “palm bomb”

JDFlowers3

I’m thinking Matt should just go ahead and get a reusable water bottle. Stop fiddling around with one time use bullshit. Other than that great Ep boyz keep up the hot casts.

😂😂😂 omg dude remember the John McAfee interview, what a weird dude

Can't wait to see that bully werewolf bit on SNL. They can add diversity by making it a chick drinking White Claw.

I so want these two to make a movie.

Micro dosing isn't for everyone. I grow golden teachers and small doses just make me sick without tripping.

DEREKvs TheWorld

Shane needs to check his blood pressure. I thought it was anxiety and hangovers. It was hyper tension.

DEREKvs TheWorld

Shane if you read this hit the blunt a couple times next time you take the Scotty. It’s the greatest feeling in the world

Booker T

Lol typical selfish POV." I do this not normal thing all the time so it's actually not a big deal even though I'm the outlier."

Svid

Worth the wait! Thanks, team! 😃

Great eppy . Crying stories make make lol too relatable. You talk about crying and being sad but not in a gay pussy way just a dude way and that's sick.

Yus

Humberto Garza

*hiss*

Disgraced Businessman

When they started hissing and pretending to convince their gfs they were vampires 😂

Disgraced Businessman

Dying laughing, Molly shane is the best, i miss the next day afterglow of some nice mdma

Metalcore does suck. Grindcore sucks just a little less

Sasq Cornell

These 2 pods are fuckin epic. Molly shane really brings out the best of the cusk man.

Sasq Cornell

I'm lena drunkems rn

My guys

you’ll be alright dude!

most metalheads are nerds and posers and listen to weak ass music. only the real ass elitists are cool. most "metalheads" are normies going through a phase and have never played an instrument in their life . fuck posers. stop listening to metalcore. shits weak. listen to grindcore and slam.

The bench press/NRB story had me crying

5 grams is no big deal. I always do that much.

Real Dawgz unite and blast these bitch ass dawgz who complain. I’d rather pay an extra dollar then see these ungrateful scum smile. Peace

Best paytch yet, I haven’t laughed that hard in over a year.

"I paused my game to witness my mother's death" - powerful tales of young gillis

Eh. . . not feeling this weeks episode, it didn't really make me laugh. I'm not really in a good place mentally though, so it could just be me.

Powerful Primate26

Holy shit molly slip n slide with the cut out for skin to skin with the boys (good intentions) killed me

yo i was fuming before this finally dropped

Hiked pants and the Air Monarchs

Almost crashed my work van laughing at fart grenades. Great cast boys!

Paytch crew gets what we paid for. Rip rush

Jake

"the milligramage"

Maxiefish

Get that free episode on YouTube stat boys

Dudes. Several legitimate spit takes in this one.

Andrew Hambleton

At least they only charge $1 to fuck you

Please do the bitch wife intervention on Gilly and Keeves this one has serious potential

Are the stoners slacking? Still no free vid on YouTube

Van McNeil

AAAAOOOOUUUUUU!

Ray

Is there only patreon episode no regular youtube episode this week?

Shady249

Keeping track of dick stories now are we?

Raspants

Shanes told Matt the dick bench press story before.. Ill find the EP.. I might be the fucking Marriam Webster of MSSP .. gay

Tommy DeStefano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHFrhIAj0ME very sp0o0ky

Steve Armstrong

Nervous bird 😂

Anyone have a link for the new Curtis doc... it’s only on iPlayer UK

hike your pants???? Matt you've finally done it, you've lost your fucking mind. I'm normally on board with most of the nonsense but pulling the pants way up is for blank nerds and old white dorks, both of which are unfuckable. LoL

Powerful Primate26

*ECW CHANT

Your mom+Me=69420

Matt’s right ya know. I bought Breathe on audible and tape my mouth shut at night, way improved around the clock nose clearness.

Shane's coming on the next episode with corpse paint on

Hi lain...

Yo why does JAM sound like Kevin smith

I don't know if I even want to listen to it now

He never hurt nobody, he help people (African voice)

500 was Clovis, 800 was Charlemagne.

I’m drenched right now

Steve Armstrong

YUS

What’s the discord link fellas?

Im bout to pulse

Mars

Carful bro don’t fly too close to the sun

Old testament helped me out during some shit dental work today. Now a new cast to play as I enjoy some prescribed opioids. Sick.

Double cummed

Good golly that last guest was a dork.

Just enjoying the positivity boys

jjmm

hell yea

victoria one of the og cuzzie wuzzie’s hillyer

Look guys I’m just happy it’s here man 😂

WHERE MY DAWGS AT???


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