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Free ep found below...sorry for the wait had a plethora of dumb and annoying tech issues

https://mattandshanessecret.libsyn.com/podcast

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Shrek 1

This brazzers membership go hard

most pods still can barely record two mics, consider yourself lucky you get any slop of reasonable quality

Chris Mathews Jr.

Roll tide

Soooo goddamn funny about the weight boner

So how do retards not know how to press a button on a camera? Absolute shit show, lamair so crazy

Jake

Where is the free ep?

The fact that I had a to pause this beautiful podcast to jam out to Get Rich or Die Trying makes it a top 500 record for sure

Chris Russo

I just listened to the audio thinking it was the free ep. now I’m pissed

Dick Chappy

The algorithm tricked me!!

Victor Herrera

No vid for this ep?

Nothing is more butch than listening to 2 guys watch a video another guy is showing them getting his balls sucked.

Lance

Show idea sounds like Twin Peaks to me

Yo btw 50 Cent is twice as influential as any Jay Z album. Without 50 Cent we literally never get "mixtapes" as they were popularized in the early 2000's. Get Rich or Die Trying is easily on the 500 most influential albums of all time.

Sick take on modern existence Matt. I am pumped on life we’ve got this shit to easy, EVERYBODY LOAFIN’

I'm 100% sure that Shane is a ISTP on the MBTI... He check all the boxes. Hail Paimon!

Only small brains trip on shrooms

DEREKvs TheWorld

Bro Josh is the shit. Great stories. Sounded like a sick hang. Bring this man back one day. Certified dawg

Rob Rice

Classic

McCusker, my buddy just did a 13 gram shroom journey. He lemon tech’d the first 3.5

Matt, don’t ever call Deftones “industrial rock”!!!

Fucking google Adam Curtis. “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” is the first thing that comes up.

Sasq Cornell

How old and big tho?

Sasq Cornell

jk can i please just look at someones cock from this podcast i'll settle for lamarr dude

you guys are lucky i love you

Sorry I hissed at you skis 🎿

Lameer is responsible for this

Josh Dennis

JAM rules - slow motion ball suck story was goddamn gold. Who are these unappreciative womanly troglodytes complainin into the Paytch?

Napoleon put the crown on himself, Charlamagne was crowned by some pedo Pope

Cannot stand this corny ass doofus. You wear Japanese denim and you do heroin and you hang out with strippers and you do blow and you know about seedy LA locations and you have an extremely gay hair metal band accent. WE GET IT. BE FUNNY.

Can we please turn up the whisper casts?

I just slammed my beer hearing about the binge drink theory, like that makes sense. Slow drinking does suck.

Inmate ID# 2904055

Hella good episode boys. Well done🤘

This is one of my fave eps but I used to be a peeler

Raspants

Matt's good at percentages

Raspants

Guest sucked ass

ha_s

Thank god for no Josh Adam Meyers. I don’t see what you faggy comedians enjoy about him so much but whatever 🖕🏾💅🏽 one thing this pandemic taught me is that stand up comedy actually blows

“Holy shit, his dick’s out” 😂

Daniel Thornton

is there a vid?

Jordan Dunne

100% complaining is for girls. Apparently we got a lot of bitch ass dawgz on our hands. What should we do with ‘em? Hold - I’ll ask M. Vick

https://youtu.be/6k4dLj8oS6Q chill

Where is the mad Aussie ladyboy video?

Dopers definitely forgot to hit the video record button

Maropakis

Unappreciative dawgz aren’t dawgz

I guess he meant 2pm the next day! Lol!

Matt n Shane's FUGGIN RULEZ!

Inmate ID# 2904055

'Can't get you out of my head' adam curtis doc

whats the adam curtis doc they keep mentioning?

If I wanted my favorite products to be delivered to me late I would get my large fry where the black teens work (which is close) instead of driving 20 min out of the way to the suburbs so my large fry isnt cold and stale. You depend on my one dollar a month, START ACTING LIKE IT.

Dan

🧐

Late eppy and less than an hour paytch last week? Free time is killing the cast. Fuck you rona

Jake

All good, all love!

Chris Willey

I think my 5 year old could figure out how to record 3 guys talking for an hour and then put it on the internet

thanks dude

Ricardo Lopez

The Jinx has to be the best true crime doc

Reed Murray

Nah, on the young bull's ig he said there was a catastrophic failure so no video this week

If this happens again, you’re drinking our farts!

About fucking time...the time zone difference across the pond adds to iteven more...what a killer

Got tech issues every week

This shit was promised yesterday. Step it the fuck up or I'll withdraw my monthly dollar and you'll be poor and I won't be anymore.

Kameltosis

Lmfao

Lemaire so lazy

Your mom+Me=69420

Nuru slip and slide 😙👌

Zac Darvish

Don’t ever apologise to us peasants our god

No worries dawg we here

thegaypowerranger

Plethora, good word.

Holy shit, west coast comics are terrible

“Break it down” *D-Generation X entrance as my middle school self does the suck it symbol to groin*

Josh was great. Shane you’re still a sick for the down w the sickness post. Bully.

BC

the 'more like couldn't fit in the door guy- it's ash wednesday' line in the free ep floored me

Tony

Is there a video version coming?

Rob thought you were from Minnesota.

Luke Barker

Was just about to put a gun in my mouth, now I’m gonna put a big old cock in it, hells yeah.

With Josh Adam Meyers?! Now I'm glad it was late!

Jeff Braun

Let the orgy of dudes begin.

Dana Rigamortisaur

how great is our god

victoria one of the og cuzzie wuzzie’s hillyer

Love the name dude 😂😂

Finally! I was about to take a gun into Sears and go off.

Matt you’re gay bro. That was a dirty trick

Halal Cart Wash

Tight

Damn, been sitting here with guts on my fingers wondering what to do for like, a day

Fuck yea

Hail Paimon

Hunter

Already cut my dick off.

Bout time ya dopers

sam k

Hail Paimon he hath returned

Shrek 1

zuck is coming for the bois

Wet

Victor Herrera

Hell yea


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