New Cast coming today

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the wait turns the minutes to hours?

Smh y’all Hollywood now

Fire up the paytch baby!!

Release the paytch

Matt & Shane watch the Chunin exams lets goooo

Gin Rummy

I Quit my job because of this podcast. And now I have aids. ✌

Matt Collins

Fire the fat dude who doesn't know how to do his job and whose name I don't know or care to spell

I’m going to charge back my dollar

The damn dopers can’t figure it out!

when the paytch does finally drop I hope it’s just Matt and Shane , didn’t really dig the last guy. only have room for 1 mr. cool and his name rhymes with pain trillis

Hahaha. Here I was thinking Thursday was going to be a drag. Now I've got something to look forward to.

Fuckin' fags

Chris Eggleston

Im fuming! Where’s the paytch

the hype is reallll bwoy don't make me actually do work today

My teenis can't take the wait

give us the cast or give us death

Where ya at ?

I sponsor you dopers for 3 cents a day and you can't even get a hot cast out within 24 hours? It can't have to cool for this long

man I couldn't make it more than 10 minutes in, JAM has the most annoying drugged out hoarse voice of any podcast guest.

Jay Williams

Gay Matt

Halal Cart Wash

Man. What a letdown

Halal Cart Wash

Luv the dawgs.

Hunter Thompson

Chill don't make the block hot. If they want the product they'll find it.

Jack

More secret than stoner dads

Jack

Allhomo

Jack

Bonjour friend. I'm regular jack

Jack

Radio dawgz <3

Jack

Evil hippies stole the recording

African Rose

TEN YEARS LATER

Jack

regular one is long

Did they put the whole thing out normally instead of a paytch?

Fire the dopers. Matt get your shit together, Shane, keep up the hard work.

Us dogs are chomping at the bit!

WHAT THE EFFFF

Victor Herrera

I swear the only times I notice the “coming soon” posts are the ones where it doesn’t end up coming out that day. Not just this show. Just drop it when it ready. Don’t play with my heart!

The dopers are actually morons...

Shout out to the DAWGZ edging in the trenches covered in guts waiting for the sweet paytch cast

TJ from the Mit

Tight

🤣🤣🤣 you got your boys guts in your hands, you just wanna beat off, and all you need is the DAWGZ to finish, and nothing...

Def fucked up the Patreon recording

Weimerica

Lamorp what the heck

Who screwed the pooch on the paych upload? Imagine, being in the trenches, in the Pacific Islands and not getting to hear from your bro's?

my balls are blue

REGULAR EP ON APPLE PODCASTS

Nothin’ gay about two fellas making love

Where all my tightwads at!

Snizzlemydizzle

Where's the cast boieeees?

yeah roit loiyas!

nuglrd

You should show up to your colonoscopy....... drenched

Freaking doper dude

It's still today somewhere

Now I know how the girls I stand up feel

I tested positive for Covid today

Where is it

Dude, that's gay

Just text and let us know you’re safe.

I'm scratching myself raw fiending for this cast. Been up since 3 am havent ate since tuesday night have to get a fucking colonoscopy today. And was hoping to catch some laughs prior. Oh well now I got something to look forward to after it!

Joe Kitterman

Shiiiiiiiiiieeeet boys the cast is hot

Dudes I’m so happy Matt n Shane are gettin hella skrilla off this shit.

Sasq Cornell

I grew up with empty promises from my parents but coming from the Shaman and the Bull, Idk what to say!?!

Hey fuk u guyz

Rob Cow

Never have waited in so much anticipation for an episode until they posted something like this and turns out I was jebaited.

c'mawn bois i need that pcast!

I neeeeeeed dat video

mathew im not mad im just disappointed

smilderfield

It's on spotify y'all good shit

Juggadad Hueso

12 hours later

Rob Rice

come on matt

DankHill

amateur hour. what do you live in Texas?

Terry

woops u finna what

finna go to bed, night big dawgz

Finna not do shit

Let sleeping Dawgs lie

In these times of great need we must turn to the Old Testament of the Sacred Church of Dawgology to divine much needed wisdom that will guide us through these trials

Where's the cast? This is junk. You boys had too many cideeees.

Boyyyeeeeess cmawwwnn

It sucks it didn't come out but you gotta remember the teachings of the Shaman. Just chill and good things will come soon.

Elliott Denham

Hittin on that spottyyyyyyyy.

Aardvark

don't worry dawgs, the cast will be out as soon as Matt finishes his college course on adobe premiere

my german wiener dog sneezed on a puerto rican taco TWICE

wat happned

Knock it off dopers, where’s the Fkn cast.

where da cast at

i'm feinin' for the good stuff lamaire!!!!

“Black time” wearing off on Matt

it's waaaaay past 2pm ya prick LOL Gillis is the greatest

Powerful Primate26

The wait is tantric. ❤️

Liiiiiiiieeeees you motherrrrrrrrrrr JK. The longer I wait the harder I cum

Eric Dressel

You missed your mark. I'm already drunk. Think itll be posted tomorrow?

Rob Rice

“No gods No masters” fuck yeah Elon Cusk

Late

Thats crap lamorp

Fedsmoker

?

Also Jimmy Josh 3 legz dope as hell shout out to sickle cell Baltimore primary hub whatever fucking number it is

I know Matt made this post cuz no WAY the dopers were up before 8 AM

Josh rules

Matt Earth Theory

Where’s the pod mcusky. Give us the pod mcuscky

Ass

Jellyfish

In your

Stick it

You don't have wood waiting?

I want Josh to voiceover some tranny JOI vids for me

...

...

...

...

Lies

Why don’t you fucking weirdos just wait until you get the notification then click on it? Dudes talking about the got wood waiting ..

Tommy DeStefano

Tuff to record 2 hours a week man.. come on homies! I put in 50s and I love it. Find that shit

Never trust a stoner

Steve Armstrong

Bruh da fuhck where the paytch at

Regular is up nerds

You're fibbing, why you fibbin?

Naw

Kick rocks dorks!!!!

Fucking liars!!!!

Is the video not up yet?

yaaaaasssssssss!!!!!!????

i can't see ep?

God loves dummies

Ray

Paytch ! Paytch! Paytch!

yeah I'm watchin it

stop fuckin lyin

Regular ep is up

Seth is a gay name

Probly only need small scissors

It’s up!!!

I'll cut my dick off if this doesn't drop soon.

Matt isnt gay, man. Don't say that

That's not cool, bro. They're all gay

Bad news guys. I'm a close friend of Shane and Matt and they have both tragically been killed in a drunk driving accident. Thoughts and prayers to their families in this tough time. Also Billy is gay. Spud rules

The cast has dropped. Let you faithless swine repent for your sins.

We’ve been had boyz! The dawgzz must revolt!!

These guys are chasing Fuches

Dante

God damn dopers

we done got bamboozled

Them boys cookin

“Have some goddamn faith” - Dutch van der Linde

Nice

Rip Rush Limbaugh 😔

Stoners

still waiting and rock fucking hard lezzzz go boys

Fedsmoker

I forgot today was hump day until you fucked us

Is this pod 6 hours long or what?

joe wielgus

The only way this is acceptable is if Shane had to go to Suddenly go to the E.R for heart palpitations from CRUSHING too much ZYN...

Get Francis Ellis on

matt's trying to play the paytch like its the stonks...he's trying to short us!!!

Superhater

I blame Adobe. Too much fun is being had with not enough knowledge.

IceHamJello

Damn, Matt and Shane are probs struggling with grief from the passing of Rush Limbaugh. Take all the time you need boys. Love and prayers from Little St. James Island!

Damn Luis didn't do RAP today and then this? you can't throw autists off schedule like this man, we need our racist podcasts!

This is not shrek 1...

2 hours and 45 minutes until this is officially fake news

Mike Poppito

Obviously they meant 2pm Hawaii Standard Time

Cool story bro

Matt and Shane bring me flowers And they tell me they love me And I want to believe them. My friends say I’m stupid, But they don’t know Matt and Shane.

I will not forget this Lemaire

I would have just gone about my day forgetting about the pod until I was pleasantly surprised when it arrived. Now I’m furious it’s so late.

I blame the Chinese

Adam Wolf

This show rules. Fuck all the haters.

Jack Bailey

Fire Lemaire!!

WHEN WILL IT BE HERE!!!!

Hello nahh

Podspiracies. Mall of em.

Dana Rigamortisaur

Some real “thats’s not my job” you know who energy coming from Lemaire for this?

birdigonia

That's just silly, grab some buds and listen to the cast while making bank. Or be a boss and play it out loud lmao

How could you

This is costing some serious good boy points

don’t listen to the h8rs, still a loyal acolyte forever and always. take ur time mssp 😊

Yo Fire your Producer...4 Real

Shady249

Yo

Will unsub and give my precious sheckles to the fine boys over at WARMODE if this shit continues.

this is genius marketing lads

Don't tease me

Victor Herrera

Y'all are so gay for continuing to make posts weekly with no content and then still lying like a bunch of dog brains. Love y'all but still pretty gay. Gonna go listen to Collie the goat.

Mike Hansen

When it said “new cast” I thought fersure they fired Lemaire after last weeks Ep. and it’s annoying this weeks hasn’t been posted yet

Andre Alcantar

Kinda thought I wouldn’t get lied to after spending $12.5k a month on this paytch

Damn wth guys I called off work for this bull shit

fuck

You lie! -Chinee voice

Bruh 눈_눈

Do better Matt

Mass blue balls

SpongeBob time warp meme.

Jack

This is worse than 9/11

Let’s go

HrrerrnnnnnnnnnnggGggGgghhhhhhhggaaaaahhhhh!!!!! !!!!!

Earl Maverick

Matt u OK? Teasing us! Gimme the sugar!

Boys.

Lemaire so crazy

I paused my game for this!

Did the juggalos get shane?

Mr cool rolled again i guess

Press the upload button stoners

Worried sick

god dammit you guys, I pay a dollar per month for this shit, that's another dollar I could be using on my daily overpriced ubereats orders

God dammit Lemorp

I feel like a fucking crackhead waiting for his fix

joe wielgus

God hates fags. Seek The higher power. Amen.

JhomasTudge

god damn dopers

I have to assume this is taking so long cause the stoner bros fucked something up (looking at you Lamar)

I feel like a retard refreshing my patreon feed every 5 minutes. Need to get a job or a 🐶 🧠

Why the fuck you lyin

Matt runs on cpt

I prefer to believe that gay bill is somehow behind this

Billy would have had shit dropped in a timely manner 🤦🏻

Yus

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Fire

Mike

Cuz y u lyin?

Why you hidin stoner Dadz? Everyone YouTube search stoner dadz mystery school.

2 o'clock japanee time zone

I’m scared for the boyz. Soemthing had to have happened

Alan

Did he mean 2 AM?

Steve Armstrong

There are 500,000+ homes/business/utilities without power in Texas right now. That has gotta be at least 3 million Americans without consistent power. Let's all relax for those who can't even download it when the cast is up. Also: anyone got some links to help those who are fucked out Texas way?

Max

Not angry Matt, I'm just disappointed..

one day Matt should have other Cusker clan members on. They all sound like real characters

The only possible thing that could make amends for this delay is if War Mode are guests this week

seabass

Dopers are gonna drop the pod at 11:59 in a comatose state

Matt Hefferon

Ain’t seen dawgs this hungry since Django.

Big talkers...

Waiting impatiently for the cast dawg

You’ve bamboozled me for the last time Mccusker

Shit day today. Need that sweet pod

Young bull must be on a whole new level of hungover. Legends never die boyeee. Finna listen to this when it drops.

The boys played us. Goddamn ash fools day

It's not that there's no cast, Matt, it's that you lied to me about it.

Mike

today is Santa Maria’s day 👏🏻 😇 ✝️

damn this one is really secret

No homo but I fuckin love all yall. Praise the dawgs🙏

LEMAIRE POST THE PODCAST YOU DOPER

blop blop it's ya boy

Quit teasing me I charged my phone at the gas station for this

Raspants

Hash Wednesday let’s go

Misty Thursday and Brock Friday

Renoffle Nez

Prob stuck at church for Ash Wednesday...

Where the heck is it?

It’s 2 o’clock somewhere, am I right?

Ray

2pm PST?

Makin my butt wet AF no cap

Nick L

obviously the stoners are behind this late posting

Superhater

U guys should just do 2 a week

Cmon bro u ain't doin 3 hour casts put it out

At the gym, the juices r flowing, feeling good another dose of the boys are incoming

Charles Dias

Any feckin chance?👍🤣

I got my stouties ready for the eppy

The dawgs’r hungry

Is it 2pm yet?

Did this fucking Darnell guy show up late again

Adam J Wilcox

More matt drug dealing stories

So true

Tim Butterly is a hero and I jerked off a firefighter in his honor. Fat. Gay. Ultra Retarded.

Jah feel

It’s so cold I’ve had permanent teenis can I get a manhood please

Curtis Wood

I’m glad I don’t have to grind em to find em today

Hunter

New cast today????

battle bots is back

Fedsmoker

I am grounding my bussy in preparation

Gimme that cast shaman I’m itchin for a fix

Gunna slide right up in ya real nice

will be watching like riggins watchin that dinner table

Don’t care. Just here for the Mullen call ins

Halal Cart Wash

Finna get drenched for this

Derrick I'm keeping the baby, call me back

YUS

Cum Camels 🎨

Your mom+Me=69420

A wizard arrives precisely when he means to, SODTAOE

Dustin Fugate

Ahhh vewwwry guuuud

We shall look forward to your drenched blessings

YUS!

Call off the Dawgs

Uhhhhuuhhhuh please succ me off

I’m drenched right now

Steve Armstrong

I predict a spud man guest spot. War room part 3 perhaps

This is what i like to hear!

Matt and Shane wuddup

don't talk about it, be about it

Daaamnn I miss you tho

finna

Superhater

Thanks g

Hungover.

Aardvark

I approve this message. -Trump

gang

Hardercore History!!!!!!

furryshitkicker

About goddamn time, I need my weekly dose

Powerful Primate26

lates better than never. love you boys, full homo

Tony

Let’s fuggin go!

Matt Earth Theory

Fo show...

Kid stealing. WOOOOOO!

Austin Jordan

Fuck yes the Dawgs are ready:)

Dude you just got me pumped for the new cast. Just some irish catholic boys ready to give it up to the lord

Sam

My whole life my dads always dreamed and hoped to find a brinks truck flipped over with the hatches blown open and money blowing around everywhere, I think that vision will always have a special place in my heart

Real shit - thanks dawg

Jark

My loins are bursting with excitement. Enough gay to go around.

Dana Rigamortisaur

Woooooh

Lee Bones

Hail Paimon

Alan

HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GETTIN OUR DICKS SUCKED!!!!!!!

Just relistened to the part where you guys riff about nearby towns competing their retarded guys against each other for early special olympics. Amazing.

birdigonia

Get spud on this one been too long

Bill Calkins

Ash Wednesday cast. Going to be hot with some fasting dawgs.

Boner for breakfast?

I’m starting to plump up

Kameltosis

Yesssss! And got the email the sweatshirt is coming . How good is our god

Got the Henn and the Black&mild ready

That's pretty gay. Can't wait.

Tease

Fuck yeah I don’t even care if it’s gay

Tight

Matt IceBerg McCusker

Gimme the juice!

Start edging DAWG

o7

thegaypowerranger

Damn dude. Hilarious!

All praise be to Allah

Praise be to allah

Thanks boys now I'm hard. What am I supposed to do with that?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

Ray

Hash Tag Blessed!

Ray

A beautiful morning for street fighter and pizza rolls 👨🏿‍💻

Da Gr8est

Ray

C'mon man 😴

Lol this made me laugh

Fuck yeah!!! The only real podcast left!!!

Evening Y’alll from sunny Australia. Cunts

Morning y'allllll

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

That's the kind of American engineering this country needs boys. God bless.

Praise be

Godspeed you black emperors

Charles Dias

Good morning sunshine. Bless up to all the dogs

dudeimarobot

#blessed Fuggin PREACH RAY 🙌

PUT IT IN ME

Inshallah

Finna

Hail Paimon!

Humberto Garza

When's the new cast coming out?

African Rose

The dawgz need that live stream! C'mon, man!

Dan Tha Man

🙏

How great is our GAWD

Andrew

You can't rush perfection, we get it

SODTAOE

123scooter

Let's gooooo

Good luck have fun and be safe guys thanks for the wholesome content

Joe Mackey

LETS GOOOOO

Blessed

Kirk G.