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“You Lemaire’d out” 💦 💦

Wheems

You know why I like this guy Because this guys fucks 🤣

Haha shane and his dip reminds me of my ex, she’d leave the gummi worms in her mouth for like 5 mins without chewin

justgareths phone

Yo where the epppies ya faggots?! Daddy is hungry!

I would love to hear those weird hitty hitler facts!

brutes

any eppies?

ha_s

What happen to this week

On my drill shiiii

https://music.apple.com/ca/album/top-shotta/1527133941

Shane your gay. That is all

Politics are fucking gay. Dawg trip to oregon is needed

too weird to live, too rare to die

I have 10,000 dead people registered to vote, and ballots cast in this election. Are you retarded? lol

You didn't read the article, bud. Can't say he didn't say he would do this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQJzt48wXbA&ab_channel=PBSNewsHour

Christian Berk

lol voter registration says otherwise

Nah https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2020/11/06/no-evidence-thousands-dead-people-cast-ballots-wayne-county/6195468002/

Christian Berk

Seriously! I keep refreshing my feed like PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!

Ray

Michigan Voter Fraud 14,000 Dead Voters https://pastebin.com/zjz6nm6Q Proof (search the names yourself): https://mvic.sos.state.mi.us/Voter/Index

Where’s the cast boys?

Fuck is the epi son? We hungryy

Are we going to get the isis Toyota video?

Pause

Watched 30 days of night because of this, I was really high so the start was pretty intense when the vampires first come, then it wore off and the whole film didn’t make sense and the vampires looked really stupid, plus the ending was fucking terrible. The only thing that saved the film was Hartnett’s unquestionable hunkyness.

Need the guys for today!!!

Don’t do it...

I’m debating about buying some quaaludes offline ... https://pharmnext.net/?product=quaalude-methaqualone-300-mg-x-100-pills-per-package... heard some good stuff about this one *itches neck*

Baby back bitch dude

SWAG

Salt Life co founder in jail for murder.

Brian

That’s what’s up

Yo chill chill chill

Replace Josh Hartnett with Anne Frank, replace vampires with nazis. It’s the same story.

But it’s an election year and the guy was black, so the corrupt propaganda media circulated videos which mischaracterised the situation and added to the narrative that all white cops are running wild killing black people for sport. Then a load of thugs go looting and the media then shows that footage to the world. The end result being a division between black and white people, created by the media to be weaponised as they see fit.

The Faculty=vintage Hartnett, the guy made a terrible retard haircut look like high fashion

The Faculty/Black Hawk Down Hartnett = God Tier Hunk

Real Ass Podcast is Shrek 4

Shane’s on that “All we are is dust in the wind” tip

Can we get Wood or Beezer reading a true crime story straight up? Now that would be SpoooO0o0oo0kyyyyy

George Goceljak

We can make that happen... just ask the gay mafia? 🌈🐃

Saint Rogies is fuckin up! It's Matt and Shane time bitch, so he needs to get his ass with the times and have Matt and Shane on the Experience. Even if he doesn't know about the podcast or Matt, he should have at least had Gillis on by now out of respect for the young bull rising up in comedy. Especially after the whole SNL bullshit. . . How the hell did St Rogies drop the ball on that shit. . . ? fucking nonsense.

Powerful Primate26

Shane should do an unsolved murder podcast called Mr Cool Cases

Top notch spooks, boys. Near pissed myself at that first mattock mention

This dude gets it...

Josh Hartnett is def Shrek 1.

Yuppyslime

Big fan of The Originals. It's a great show to watch with bae.

chill, your way to excited

honestly the spooky story was a great idea made for a hot cast

Dude... Josh Heartnett in The Faculty... C’mon, definitely Shrek 1... totally prone bone-able! Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire... real Shrek 2 vibes! What are we talking about? Super rainbows 🌈 in that one! Andrew Wrobel in the comment section here... definitely Shrek 3!

i can't believe you mfers are going to make me watch the hit Dreamworks motion pictures, Shrek 1 and Shrek 2

Chris Mathews Jr.

The sony vote commercial thing is totally rational and it's part of the system. Fascism is the state planning of a private economy. In Europe it got rebranded as Rhineland capitalism. It's also known as corporatism. Because everything is regulated, corporations spend enormous effort and resources in influencing, or actually writing legislation. For example, Volkswagen wrote European diesel emissions rules, which is why California went after them. The rules were written to keep American manufacturers out of the European market. All regulations make it harder for new competitors and protect existing operators, because that's who writes the rules. Fascism is associated with racism, but other than the hitlerian brand it was no more racist than any other system in the 1930s. The Italians invented the word, and their fascist party had the chosen people overrepresented by population. The entire world is fascist now. As Huey Long once said, sure we'll have fascism in the USA but it'll be called anti fascism.

History Homos Podcast

Show him close up magic and he'll drop the knife and zig zag run away? Good call

History Homos Podcast

Goddammit guys! You're shilling this propaganda about Hitler liking toilet sex? It's a total CIA psyop to discredit daddy McAfee.

History Homos Podcast

Did I miss something about the cop shooting thing? What's the confusion? If you run at cops with a weapon, you're gonna get shot. You choose your own your fate when you attack a cop with a knife.

I just click the file name and it downloads to my music files. If i can do it with my flip phone im sure you can do it with whatever you got.

Is there a way to download off the paytch...get no service where I work

Being a dead high schooler is a funny persona

You got a problem with fags bro? What’s up bitch... Gay bull in the comment section now... you better watch your tone... Fuckboi! Besides... we all know twilight: breaking dawn is the one to fap off too! Get your twilight movies right before you try to talk shit!

Forget the social worker, police should bring a magician to situations like that.

taylor watson

in this is episode you find out that Matt and Shanes secret is that their fags who want to fuck the guys from twilight?

word

cheers

Hitler fact His tenis hung too the right.

Bro, picked up Carson Wentz in fantasy, and what do you know that dumb son of a bitch won me the game! Wooo baby feels good to win!

Y’all are great but quit stealin Texas Valor

Repeatedly call the cast "spooky" and then talk about BLM riots... righteous shit boys, that got me good lol

☝️☝️☝️ Shrek 1

Susan Bitchtits

30 days of Night holds up over time, and Josh is a pa pa pa piece!!! Definitely both are shrek 1

Ryan

Wallace deserved to be shot

Inmate ID# 2904055

Love laying my eyes on the dawgs it is the best way to consume the content 🙏🏻❤️🥩

Krystel

Shrek 3

Ryan

war mode is shrek 1

matt

The cast is definitely Shrek 1

Matt Earth Theory

Yooo


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