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"I've sat next to Chris Rock, I've Seen Louis" my goodness how times have changed for the young bull

puffy mini buttz!!!

Dude, would you guys just do another hardercore history. would ya just?

The dawgs as the Irish brigade rushing up that hillside is an image I'll never forget. In times like these, this is the story of heroism we need to remain steadfast in the face of hardship

thank you for bringing that to my attention. I will cut back

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt- you overuse “literally”.

Michael Schmidt

Matt toss us some quick psych eps to go along with coach gillis’ history survey casts. I’ll buy your book but I need the esl version read to me by the Puerto Rican pitbull

Matt, if I wanted to email something what’s the best address?

Ryan

Do you guys got Tshirts ?

bring back the prank calls!! so funny

If your ever at King Of Prussia Wegmans I’ll give you a rotisserie chicken of you’re choice!

Noah

Nice!

Noah

yeah lemme dig it up

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt D.A.W.G, can you post da prison cast where your buddy told all of his jail/prison stories?

Noah

Haven’t listened to this one yet but the last one was so funny man

Love you 😘

Dawgs. Absolutely loving the consistency of the casts, I’m gunna up my pledge when I start my new job

Internal Family System modalities are for fucking tards, Matt McCucksir. Shit was designed by some straight-up Scotty-ass mf’er. Watch his interviews and you’ll feel like a dork. That visualization shit is lit, tho. I got an ebony bae/mulatto love child, too. So Ima fuuux w/ you. Shane rules.

Chally Cheese Sauce

Eyyyyyoooo that cast was hotter than Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out. Spilled so many soldiers to that show.

Thanks for clearing up the crab swirl thing

D1rt$

I’ll match that 40 an hour for you to represent me in ending my probation in Philly 👀

been spoiling us dawgz with so much content when i p on the search bar patreon pops up first instead of pornhub now

Hillary BMB

Need a pod series with Matt talking about the Bible, suggestion for book of judges series cuz there is some rawwww stuff in judges

Noah M

matt and shane confirmed SGP and CHXPO fans BMB black money boyz

Noah M

Ken Burns that boi

Would love to hear him get his brother in law the sheik to talk about the Cruz daddy transaction.

Hell yeah finally on this patron tip 🙌🏻

Buttery Mini Butts, dude

The insanity quote is the ultimate rehab line

bernie 2020 baby

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Hilary Duff was on the fappening website, bring that up Jamie

So fuckin sick bro

Brooo and another hour 13! Dude I really wanted to say I liked the length of the first one bro

2 ought 18 Cruz boi. I’m sure you have the drivers seat riding the back. Congrats. #cashmonies

Check out mirrors 2 very shitty horror flick but she shows the goods lol

If you don't fuck that trollface julia robbie you're gay

Jewel is so fuckin hot I'm with the shaman but I cant get down with the Julia Roberts

BEAVEMACHINE1990

Was watching Mark Normand on Rogiez and heard "bread is buttered" and all I could think of was buttery mini butt

Would love to hear some Catholic history. Tales of dominance. Like DMX says: when it rains......

Dude, Topanga, bro

MoldyToad

As a lad employed by chipotle I gotta say 40 year old women walk past me and do that shit at least once a day. Just can’t believe she disrespected my lord and savior tho

Ren Stevens got that rack now boiii

🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺z

Matt Earth Theory

My god that’s a fat lip

Austin

I’m 38 min in and pretty sure last 5 min about bible was just made up

I put over $100 into supremacy 1914 and look over the U.S. and Canada just to get my ass liquidated by a 3 country alliance calling themselves " the dawgz"

as a scottie i come bearing gifts of peace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuutxhz6P_w

Yo Ren from Even Stevens was my middle school jerkoff JAM

Alex

Yooo Shane should tell bible stories on a cast

Paris42069

Awesome job on the history cast boys. Shane's got me reading that Timothy Egan book now. Can't wait for the USS indy cast. Tell us which book dude you're reading for it. so I can follow along like a true liberal sweetbabyboy!

Arif Hussain

HGIOG

My boy just got a Cruze last week too, pretty sharp car I liked it

Paris42069

Matt’s daughter will be born on February 29th

god is great

Redemption tour NEEDs to happen and both yall need to be in vancouver, canada.

So happy you're back doing stand up Matt!

I’m channeling grimnir, take my eye please

Kyle DePodesta

Oof singed the palm even attempting to touch the mouse on this one.

sean graf

Topanga is the GOAT

MoldyToad

Needed this bad

Blessed is the fruit of thy womb.

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

Instant classic

Yuep

FUCK..it’s bae bedtime, and I want to listen so bad. It will be a gift for the AM while Matt’s giving good vibes to the dawgs from the Tesseract. Much love

Is there a free one before this?

MoldyToad

Dropped in the middle of Legion of Skanks. I paused LOS live to listen to our lord and saviors.

JustAKnobbyTire

Blessed by the dawgs once again