Milfquest2: Room and Board

Something based off a commission about moms being sent into a magical land isekai style, except they don't know how videogames work and get into lewd trouble. Posted a bought story here but it only got one chapter and I felt like it deserved more. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/34142/Milfquest if you wanted to read or reread the first piece.

It was nearly dark out when the four mothers turned unwilling adventurers trudged into a small town sweaty and exhausted. It wasn't the fanciest thing in the world (especially for the women used to growing up in Tokyo), but it was still surprisingly well-established for something at the edge of the woods. Hanako tugged on her skimpy priestess robes as she tried to catch her breath. "That was awful. I'm not used to that much walking. I don't even think I've ever been camping let alone marched through the woods after a fight!"

Kyoko trotted in after on her tamed boar. The small redhead was less tired than the rest, but she was constantly picking out twigs and leaves from her hair. Being a little over half as tall as the others, she had a lot rougher time with bushes and shrubs. "I just want a bath," the small "huntress" moaned. "I smell like dirt and those monster things. I feel like a pig. Oh, no offense little buddy." She sweetly patted her animal companion on the head.

"I think I'm gonna hurl," Mitsuki huffed as she leaned against a random cottage wall. She clapped her spellbook shut and hooked it back on a loop inside her robes, brushing against her thigh in her otherwise dark and revealing skull bikini.

"Oh was it because you were smoking?" Izumi asked, triple checking that her longsword was still in its holster and none of her fit curves were falling out of her tiny armor. "Or because you were reading while you were walking?"

"Hey! You guys told me to start learning magic. I got like... two spells mostly memorized on this stupid walk."

"Alright, alright," Hanako cut in. "We're all tired. We're hungry. We're... very confused about where we are. Why don't we just check into a hotel, take a shower, then go eat at a nice buffet. Maybe something with some nice curry..."

"With what?" Kyoko asked.

"Oh I don't know. With some nice white rice and some beef... maybe chicken..."

"I mean how are we going to pay? Does anyone have their credit cards?" Hanako's eyes went wide, patting down her plump milfy body in search of her purse. Kyoko checked her assorted pockets, but it was all lock picks, pocket knives, and other small tools she didn't know how to use.

"I got... whatever this is." Mitsuki held out her hand containing a few strange silvery coins with dragons minted on them.

"So a couple hundred yen?" Izumi asked skeptically. "Are we going to be able to eat for that much?"

"They can't be yen. They don't have any Japanese writing on them," Hanako pointed out. She plucked one up and studied it before Mitsuki snatched it back. Hanako frowned but shook her head. "Well let's go find a place to stay and figure out what we can get for that."

The mothers went around checking buildings, ignoring things as strange as the blacksmith and the shoemaker until they reached a larger structure that was labeled with a mug and a bed on its sign. As they entered, it was crowded with merry people in simple, medieval-looking clothing. Hanako blushed heavily as she saw that they all wore old fashioned shirts and pants or dresses compared to their revealing outfits. They made their way through the crowd and tried to ignore the stares while Kyoko left her pet boar outside.

"Good evening, fair ladies!" a tall and skinny bartender greeted them cheerily. "Welcome to Greenhaven. I am Varin, the humble innkeeper! How may I help you on your quest?"

"Yes! Hello," Hanako replied warmly as she put on the most reasonable expression she could. "We were looking to rent some rooms and find something to eat." She had seen enough people heading upstairs and eating at their tables to assume this would cover both their needs. She held a hand out to Mitsuki, who passed her a small pouch. She upturned it onto the bar and let the coins spill out. "We have that much to spend. Will that be enough?"

Varin stared at the fantastic currency for a moment before sliding it off into his hands. "I think that will be just enough for the four of you."

Hanako scowled back at him. "What? But that's all of our money! We'll be broke after this! I demand to speak to your manager."

Varin blinked at her vacantly. "I'm... sorry, miss. I told you I'm the innkeeper. And that's just the going rate. Do you have any horses that need tending? Luggage brought in from your long journey?"

"I got a pig!" Kyoko mentioned. "Can you take care of him?"

"I'll... see what I can do," Varin replied warily as he rubbed his stubbly chin. "I'll be a minute with your meals. I'd say you could drop your things up at the room, but..." His eyes roamed over their scantily-clad bodies. "Well, you seem to travel light."

Hanako huffed and whirled around, too angry to care how much of her ass that flashed to the innkeeper. "Nevermind! We'll be at our table! Come on, ladies!"

The four of them sat at an empty table in the corner, trying to avoid eye contact with the people who were staring in their direction. "Do you think we stand out?" Izumi asked quietly.

"Yes we stand out!" Kyoko blurted. "I'm the shortest woman in the world and we're nearly naked. And Hanako just literally demanded to see the innkeeper's manager..."

"Because we're acting like we don't belong here." Mitsuki thumped her book back on the table before reaching into her cloak, dropping a second pouch onto the table. She started counting the coins while Hanako stared at her.

"Did you have more money than that all along?"

"Yea. Duh. You just threw the whole thing on the table and said 'Is this enough?' Of course he's going to take it all and say it's enough. You have no idea how to haggle."

"Sneaky," Izumi said with a nod. "But it works. We're going to have to be a little more careful if we're going to get through this, girls."

"Excuse me, adventurers..." The four looked up as an elderly man approached their table. "I couldn't help but hear of your plight. Perhaps I may interest you in an enchanted amulet or two? Just one silver apiece and you may find its powers quite useful on your quest."

"Aha!" Kyoko jumped up onto her seat to make herself more visible. "Not so fast! We're onto you swindlers! You can take your pathetic con somewhere else!" The old man stared at her, momentarily stunned before he just awkwardly walked away. Kyoko proudly sat back in her seat.

"See? That's what we need," Izumi confirmed. "Stay on guard, keep on our toes, look out for the little hints this world might give us."

"Also can I borrow that book, Mitsuki?" Kyoko asked. "I could use something to sit on it if I'm going to be eating."

“You’re not getting your ass on my spellbook,” Mitsuki grumbled, sliding the coins back into the pouch. “We paid them enough that we can get a milk crate or something. Now think. What would the kids be doing if they were in a dumb violent game like this?”

“Flossing, by what I understand about videogames,” Izumi noted. “My kids had me doing that in one of their videos. I never got why it got so many Likes…” She looked up and smiled politely as a barmaid came by with some bowls of stew. “Thank you, miss.”

“As soon as I get back to my phone, this Greenhaven place is getting some nasty Yelp reviews…” Hanako muttered as she took her dish. The waitress gave her a puzzled look as they dug in, but Kyoko piped up

“Oh! Excuse me, ma’am! We’re on a quest for… um…”

“Ghuul,” Izumi filled in.

“Right! We’re trying to bring peace to the world at the kingdom of Ghuul. Do you know how we’d do that? Maybe some kind of petition or something… or a letter?”

“Oh, Ghuul is a wicked place, good heroes!” The chesty redhead said with a mild gasp. “A land of monsters and witches, it is! Only the truly fearless would venture there!”

“So not us, then,” Izumi sighed as she sipped some of her stew.

“And they are led by a terrible master called Uliok who raises the dead and captures the minds and hearts of monsters to turn them-”

“Bad guy. Yes,” Mitsuki said curtly. “Now how do we stop it?”

The barmaid blinked at her vacantly. “Er… if you were to destroy the wicked king, surely his magics would fail him…”

“Well that’s a start. But where do we find him?” the necromilfer asked before starting her meal.

“I could not say, my lady. If anything, the temple of the gods often guides the way.”

“Oh please,” Hanako chortled. “There’s one God… unless you count the holy trinity. But God works in subtle ways. You pray for Guidance and if he sees…”

A glowing white arrow appeared over Hanako’s head, pointing to her right. She pursed her lips and frowned up at it.

“Looks like you were following the wrong god,” Mitsuki snickered. “This one gives free directions.”

“That’s it? Not even Google Maps directions? You can make magical Fire and-” The white flame flared up at her hip where her mace was resting, getting the barmaid to jump in surprise.

“You get spells as easy as that!? That’s bullshit!” Mitsuki protested.

The maid looked between them awkwardly as she clutched her tray like a shield. “Well… brave heroes? All I can suggest is Mathias. The man in the black cloak in the corner. He is a guide who comes and goes through Ghuul with some of the trade caravans. He would be the most likely to know the way.”

The ladies looked over to the sulking but strikingly handsome man in a black, hooded cloak and light leather armor. He quietly flipped a coin with a steady grace to his gloved hands. They looked up at Hanako’s magical arrow, which was pointing in his direction.

“I mean who would have ever suspected the quiet cloaked figure in the corner?” Izumi complained.

“He looked like he was just enjoying a night to himself,” Kyoko agreed. The women finished hurrying through their meal before they went over to the shadowy figure.

“Ah. I see you’ve finally come,” the man mused in a low and steady voice. “I’m Mathias the guide. My family has-“

“Yes, well that’s very good,” Hanako cut in. “But we need you to guide us to  this Uliok man so we can give him a good talking to. Can you help us?”

“Certainly,” the thinly bearded man smiled. “Fifty gold apiece.”

The priestess paused and looked over to Mitsuki. She frowned and shook her head.

“We don’t have that much,” she reported.

“I see,” Mathias answered quite calmly. “Well if you’re short on gold, there’s always the quest board. It’s just outside the inn and people post-”

“We are NOT doing want ads and temp jobs for travel money!” Hanako fussed again.

“Seriously. I thought we were heroes,” Izumi had to agree. “We’re not doing bulletin boards for lost dogs and taking used pianos.”

Mathias looked at them quietly and tried his tutorial from a different angle. “I mean… they’re most about killing monsters and deliver-”

“Alright. Fine. I know how this goes,” Mitsuki answered impatiently. “What do we have to do to get your rocks off so we can keep going on this quest?”

“Mitsuki!” Kyoko gasped.

“I knew bouncers growing up who were just like this guy. It’s money and sex, so what’ll it take for you to take us if we can only pay you fifty total?”

Mathias opened his mouth a few times in failed attempts to speak. He wanted to correct them… but when else would he get an opportunity like this? They’d likely be fine without the extra XP.

“Just a short visit to my bed,” Mathias said with all confidence. “Then I’d gladly take you.”

“Do I have to remind you that we’re married?” Izumi added meekly.

“I’m not anymore,” Mitsuki said sternly. “I’m getting out of this dumbass videogame and back to my kid, and I imagine you all do too. So I’m down to party for this party.” The other girls looked at her with a new sympathetic light.

“It also has to be two of you ladies.”

“Oh come on!” Kyoko moaned.

“I could make it all four of you and you don’t pay me anything at all,” Mathias offered with an inviting spread of his hands.

“Nope. It’s fine,” Izumi said firmly. “I’m sure my husband and kids will understand…”

“No, allow me,” Hanako said, brushing off her revealing robes. “Priestess of Lust and all… plus it’ll be just like church camp; doesn’t count if it’s not in the pussy.”

“Outstanding. Right this way, ladies.”

Mathias led the necromilfer and priestess upstairs. He hardly went up a few steps before he opened the only door there and entered his spacious room.

“Why are you in the only room here?” Hanako asked cautiously.

“There’s a lot of things that don’t make sense in the world of Galdael. I suggest you get used to it if you’re to go very far.” Mathias stepped inside and the door shit itself behind them. He stripped out of his armor and sat on the bed in just his shorts and a lightweight shirt. “Well? Make yourselves ready. Take off your clothes… what little there is to remove.”

“I knew these were out of place,” Hanako grumbled as she undid her belt. She peeled her robe off over her head as Mitsuki did the same. Of course, the necromilfer had to do with numerous belts and not as much robe, though at least Hanako had more cleavage to worry about with her outfit. The milfs were soon standing in nothing but their bikini briefs, motherly hips pushing the limits of the small bits of fabric. Mitsuki had been more wild in her younger days, but even she blushed from wearing such a ridiculous outfit at her age. 

“Let’s just get this over with,” Mitsuki grumbled. She led the way as the two of them knelt in front of their guide and pulled down his boxers, exposing his hard and waiting shaft. The shady NPC smirked down at them as their warm breath breezed over his crotch.

“My husband’s bigger,” Hanako whispered to Mitsuki. The slimmer milf gave a quick snicker before she ran her tongue up the shaft, letting it bob back into place as her tongue passed the tip. Hanako joined in as she caught the wobbling head in her mouth, sucking nosily as her passing breath and lips combined their efforts.

“Thank you, ladies,” Mathias groaned, resting a hand on Hanako’s head. The huffy priestess glared at him but continued to put her mission first. If it meant getting out of here to see her husband and kids again, she decided that this meaningless fling with a video game man was a small price to pay. At the urging of his hand, she took a deep breath, gripped his shaft and pushed his cock deeper into her mouth with a low moan. Hanako would be lying if it weren’t a little arousing to be blowing this stranger next to her friend… but she absolutely would have lied about it if given the chance.

Mitsuki had started stroking off the lower half of his erection while taking his balls into her mouth. The Necromilfer suckled noisily as she tongued her saliva around his warm sac, tugging gently at them with her lips like she was more than used to. She had been a wild girl in her youth, but her experience in the bedroom (or in a bar bathroom, or behind the movie theater…) was one thing her former husband hadn’t complained about. The slimmer spellcaster ran her free hand over his thighs, keeping the blood flowing around his nethers to keep him hard and excited.

Mathias turned his resting hand on Hanako’s head to tilt her gaze up. He pulled down on her loose robes, spilling the mother’s big milky tits out of her top. She blushed as she glared at him, her lightly inverted nipples hard from her humiliating arousal. He helped himself to a meaty handful of her rack as he pulled her up into a deep kiss. Hanako found herself shivering, the normal wholesome woman caught offguard by the rough treatment. She managed to contain herself, but the heavy breathing made her breasts bounce in his grip as she adjusted herself.

Mitsuki took over down below, stroking him off while she slurped on his balls. Seeing Hanako squirming beside her, she reached out between the cleric’s chubby thighs. She slipped under the revealing robes and started to rub at Hanako’s pussy through her silky panties, finding her warm and wet to the touch. The priestess jolted and moaned on contact, getting a wicked grin from their greedy host.

“That’s the spirit,” he mused around her mouth, but Hanako leaned further into his grip. She mashed her breasts into his chest and pinning him to the bed, laying just beside him to keep from crushing him beneath her weight. It left her hips raised and poking just off the bed, allowing Mitsuki to keep massaging Hanako’s slit while jerking off their guide. She slide aside Hanako’s underwear to slip her fingers inside her, faintly hearing the slightly sticky lips part before she sought out her swollen clit.

The cleric moaned and writhed next to the man, grinding her breasts on him as she buried her tongue into his mouth. Her sudden enthusiasm made Mathias’ cock twitch as Mitsuki licked some leaking precum from his cockhead. He reached around to squeeze Hanako’s meaty ass cheeks, kneading them as he pulled her deeper into their kiss. Feeling him teetering on the edge of finishing, Mitsuki lightly parted her fingers and slid two more inside Hanako. The cleric tensed and gasped, but the witch proceeded all the same. She braced two fingers on either side of Hanako’s clit before tapping it lightly and rapidly with her third finger, sending matching signals up through Hanako’s overly sensitive snatch. The huffy but horny milf suddenly howled at the top of her lungs, her hips bucking as she squirted all over the edge of the bed.

Mathias couldn’t see past her wide hips, so he failed to see Mitsuki’s fingers at work. The sorceress felt his cock tense against her lightly kissing lips so she popped him into her mouth. His sudden and thick load of cum quickly warmed her tongue, catching it all expertly as she swallowed in small, steady waves. Always pragmatic, it just seemed to Mitsuki like a better idea than letting him make a mess of the only set of clothes she had.

“I didn’t know my kiss alone had that kind of affect on ladies,” Mathias laughed as he caught his breath. Mitsuki finally slid her mouth off his shaft as Hanako slumped away from him, reeling from her own quivering orgasm. “Glad we could make a deal.”

“Right. Speaking of,” Mitsuki said as she stood back up. “What about this path? You said you’d show us to Ghull, so how do we know you won’t just cut and run now that you have what you want.”

“Oh don’t take me for that kind of scoundrel. I can show you right now,” Mathias grinned.

“Show us what?” Hanako asked, sparing a wary glance at his softening cock.

Mathias gestured towards the women with a sweep of his hand before looking satisfied with himself. “There. You have the waypoint to Ghull. If you close your eyes and focus, each of you should see a map with points of interest marked along the way. They normally would have taught you that if you went to the bounty board, so consider that little tutorial a free tip.”

Hanako stared at him before trying what he said. She hardly had to consider a map when one sprang to life of a long path through a forest and mountains before crossing a wide river into a cloudy, black continent.

“So you’re not even going with us? You just… downloaded it into our maps?”

“Of course. Much more efficient, don’t you agree?” Mathias asked with a smile. “Best for the both of us, really.”

“Trust me. I get being practical,” Mitsuki said with a nod. “It’s why I’ve been trying to read so much about these spells of mine.”

“And what kind of-?” Mathias started to inquire when Mitsuki’s hand flashed with a purple-black light. She shoved him in the chest and the dark light started to spread across his skin. He looked in horror at it, trying to scream before he was suddenly swallowed in up a crackle of electrical energy. His body vanished and despite him being naked, a cloak and a pouch of coins landed where he’d been standing.

Hanako gawked at the sight for a moment. “Did you just…?”

“Delete an annoying jackass from a bullshit nonsense game? Totally. Although…” She flexed her fingers and frowned at them. “Now I can’t remember that spell. These things kick like a mule, but they’re one and done. You’re lucky you can spout them off as you like.”

“Maybe if I knew what those spells were in the first place,” Hanako mumbled as she sat on the bed, tucking herself back into her robes. “I guess we saved some money… and it’s not really murder if he’s a video game or a magic monster man or whatever…”

“Mmhm,” Mitsuki said dismissively as she took a cigarette out of her pouch and lit up. It was a reflex by now to mix the smoke with the taste of dick.

“And… thank you for the help back there,” Hanako muttered more sheepishly. Mitsuki smirked around her cigarette at her fellow milf.

“You looked like you needed some help. Thought I’d help you enjoy it if nothing else. You’re kind of lame, but at least you do what needs to get done.” She nudged Hanako’s leg, still seated on the ground at the foot of the bed. “Keep that up and you’ll get us out of this dumbass game. You’ll see.”

“Thanks,” she said as she stood up and helped Mitsuki to her feet. They started to head downstairs to tell the other milfy party members they had what they came (so to speak) for.  “Although… what happens in video game world…”

“Stays in video game world,” the dark sorceress nodded. “I promise I won’t tell your husband… or Jesus.”