Current Poll Results For May

The usual teaser I like to drop for followers and $1 patrons. If you’re 2 and up, don’t forget to vote on the poll. If you’re 5 and up, don’t forget to send in any bonus votes.

...that’s like, donor tiers. Please don’t be 2 and 5 years old while donating to this. You shouldn’t have a credit card let alone read about guys fucking dragons and punches in the boob.

>Cyberpunk Mercenaries I'd Like Fighting on my Side. 3 votes. A teenager reflects on growing up under the watchful eye of his babysitters that were secretly cyberpunk mercenary bodyguards while catching up with them in the present day.

>Know Your Geekdom. 2 votes. A very confused man visits a brothel and hires a "geek dom," a slim and freckled girl who sexually dominates him while teasing and talking down to him about not knowing enough about her specific fandoms.

>Overlord's Harem. 2 votes. A powerful spellcaster takes over as the new evil overlord, just to find himself micromanaging a lot of monster races. Several of the races have various holidays and festivals coming up that Lord William has to take part in while keeping the peace.

>Pokegirl Adventures. 1 vote. Marshall Baller finally reaches his next pokegirl dojo in Scarlet City. He finds himself in trouble against a Fairy-type dojo leader, a hyper-masculine brute named Carlton trying to compensate for his favorite type.

>Shag Race. 2 votes. A lewd Wacky Races. Fast cars and fast women as porn stars, gamer girls, wild amazons, spoiled princesses and more compete in dirty drag races to prove who's the fastest, sexiest racer around.

>Return To Gravity Falls. 6 votes. Wrestlevania. Gravity Falls sexy fic. After years of being away, Dipper and Mabel return to the place of their favorite haunted summer vacation. After catching up with friends, the old strangeness returns when Mabel insists on attending a traveling wrestling show where the fights are a little more than they expected.