Teaser: Battle Sluts Card List

Given the popularity on that poll the other day, I started the basic setup for the sexy card battles piece. Main thing was some basic rules and creating some card names to drop in there. I thought I'd drop it here to share the chuckles I got out of it.

Honestly, if you feel like you've got an idea or a name, drop it into here. Worse I'll do is not use it, like a bunch of the cards I wrote down myself. It's just a big pervy, sliiiightly fantasy-themed card game crammed full of everyone's fetishes. Probably putting it up on next month's poll during next week or so.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o5M_EXEG_EkFkTMRgYz0BWOQ2-0EiV5LIjnJp-fM854/edit 

* = Mana cost. Can sacrifice a fighter for that much Mana. Special effects listed after

Direct hits make the life bar go down a lot. Destroying a fighter does a little.

Orgasm is possible from side effects (lust meter? vibrating platforms), but lost life bar ends the game with a massive forced orgasm.

Slightly randomized damage but more * mean more power in general

Humble Farmgirl*

Mighty Harlot*

Flirtatious Nun* heals the user

Busty Barmaid*

Mud Wrestler*

Dirty Goblin*

Curious Gnome* draw a card

Elvish Tomboy*

Bratty Princess* allies gain guard

Panty Raider* take a card from the other deck

Ditzy Adventurer* lousy stats, slays a random target

Slimegirl**

Amazon Rider** can mount certain fighters

Perverse Cultist** stronger against busty characters

Orcish Cheerleader** buffs an ally

Elven Scout**

Heated Elemental** raises both lusts

Gnomish Washing Machine** debuffs a target

Primal Huntress** +vs monsters and beasts

Handsy Asura*** draw card

Sluttergeist***

Gorgon Explorer*** counters a spell

Butch Butcher*** lowers lust

Swarm of Nymphs*** raises lust

Bimbo Golem****

Barbarian Conqueror****

Eezy the Sultry****

Backalley Sue**** destroys whoever destroys her

Goblin Spawn-Mother***** generates a Dirty Goblin each round

Ice Queen***** debuffing attacks

Matron Luv***** heals allies, raises lust

Cowri the Minotaur***** ignores blocking and misdirection affects

Mammarian the Lady of Succubi*****

Bra of Titans**  buffs a target with growth

Staff of Slutshaming** lowers stats of other team

Veil of Decency** lowers lust and removes a status or power

Mystical Inflation** targets the other team. makes small chests stronger but cripples big ones

Goblin Swamp** boosts goblins

Bondage Whip** holds a fighter for a round

Rain of Cold showers* removes status effects and power from the fiel. lowers lust

Impish Prank** drops a target's stats

Porn Stash** draw some cards

Horny Muse** raise mana by 1

Uncontrollable Lust** forces a fighter to attack another of your choice

Clear Browsing History*** removes one fighter

Hybrid Halfbreed*** fuses 2 fighter stats

Chained Orgasm*** doubles damage dealt

Tavern Catfight***  fight breaks out and 1 randomized character is left alive

By Popular Demand**** revives a dead fighter