Caption Pic: America! Fuck Me!

One more weird request I got off the 4chan thread. They wanted a Japanese girl who's basically an America otaku who falls for an online American friend for her to vent her obsession with to fetishistic levels. She wants to be MORE American than apple pie, not that she doesn't love Protagonist-san too. Just that him plus America together is perfection. Naturally, she's sweet but crazy as shit, so don't take anything I'm writing in there to be remotely true. Even if it's a parody of Americans more than anything (which I am, so I can finally play my race card).

And don't be afraid to toss me some pics sometime if you've got a caption idea too. Some donors are even owed it, based on their tier.

“Yeehaw! Good to meet you! How was your flight, partner!? It was comfortable, right? It must be so different here from your America! What? Oh, excuse me! It’s me! Yuriko! From the message board! I’m here for our meetup!

“Haha! You are so fucking funny! Of course it is me. I am Japanese, true! All my friends think I’m so crazy that they’ve started calling me ‘Ameriko.’ But I am such a fan of America!  The culture, the language, the clothes. It’s all so perfect! I love hamburgers, pineapples, baseball and Broadway! It is so fucking great to finally meet you, homey! I want to hear all about you and your country! It’s why I dyed my hair. And wear these blue contacts. And put my big Japanese titties into American flag bikini all the time! I have, like, fifty of these! One for each state! I just want to BE America sometimes!

“I’m sorry, dawg. I’m just so excited. Not… not just for America. For you. You were so nice on the forum, and you told me about the beauty of America that I’d only seen in pictures. You just… I’m so happy to meet you. You’re American, but you’re so kind and patient with me. You answer all my questions, you were so nice about my pictures, even when I looked like… well, like everyone else in Japan. You gave me attention and affection for who I was. You didn’t get to know me for my big titties or my clothes. You flew all the way to Japan just to meet me without even seeing my face. You… you really do care about me. You would make sweet boyfriend. I would love to go out with you.

“Which is why I want to move to America and fuck your brains out! What? It’s true love, isn’t it? I already bought my ticket to go back with you. I just want to go back to little American farm with you and be perfect American wife! You can fill me up with the most beautiful half-American babies and I can feed them with big Japanese titties and live on little farm in New York. You can make me into real American with your mysterious foreign dick and make me into big healthy mommy. You can fuck me every day on our all American bedsheets, pulling my big blonde hair while you fill my sweet Asian pussy with another dose of patriotism until I’m so American that it turns my cunt red, white and blue! Won’t that be great!?

“Oh, but there’s our waiter! ‘I’r have a Coca Cora, prease.’ Teehee. They already think I’m American!”