Marina's Splatfest Caption Pic

Art comes from https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64635222

Another request from the /trash/ boards that felt right. Marina, one of the hosts of Splatoon 2, settles down, gets married, and then tries on her old outfit to try to impress her husband.

Meanwhile, I'll hold off on the final call for the picture poll until a week, but looks like the main cast of Sexfight High is on the menu. I found this guy on Discord, so might hire him on unless folks have other suggestions for artists who work on the cheap: https://images.discordapp.net/attachments/311623144949678082/339345914567327764/pechi-art.png?width=313&height=476

“Hey, babydoll. How was your day? Oh don’t be silly. You’d have totally remembered if it was our anniversary. Why? 

“Oh! You think this was for you? Wow! That’s super sweet of you, but I was just trying on my outfit from the old show. It’s been so long since I was, you know, pretty much the star of Off The Hook. Pearl and I were so tight, but I was done in the spotlight, and then we got married, had a few squidkids of our own… anyway, I was just feeling nostalgic. And I figured… well, with my big man coming home, I thought he’d like a little spice on this piece of calamari. I just… mighta put on a bit of weight since then...

“C’mon now, tigershark. Just sit back and let your octo-mama take care of you. I can even do some of the old dance moves...  Woopsy! Looks like those big brown ink-sacs of mine just popped right out! That zipper never held on for shit anyway. This one time we were live and it caught on one of the speakers… oh, look at me. Thinking about the past again when my biggest fan’s right in front of me. Ooh! And emphasis on the ‘biggest’ part!

“Mmm, like that? Remember how clumsy I was our first time? Now I know that dick of yours like the back of my hand. Lookit that. All hard and tight, just how I like it. I could just gobble it all up. Give you a blowjob so loud and dirty that it’d make those celebrity scandal channels have a heart attack.

“But I know you better than that. You’re my little sweetfish. Always telling me how pretty I look, even with this pudgy belly and big heavy tits. I love how you can’t take your eyes off me in the room, especially right now. Here. Pop that dick in here, my bad boy. Mama wants it right between these big octoling titties. That’s nice, right? Tell how soft and warm it is. I love how they make you squirm. Every time you wriggle, I can feel it. You can even see them jiggle with every… see?! Right there! You’re such a fidgety husband. Maybe if I just rubbed them up and down like this, huh? Yeaaa, you love it. You’re about ready to splat already, aren’t you?

“Oh? Oh, really? Well, I wasn’t thinking… but yea. Anything for you, baby. It’s been… okay. For you… ‘Don’t get cooked! Stay off the hook~!’ Whoa! That did it, huh!? Did I really look that cute? With the pose and everything? Heehee! Oh stop it. You’re such a flatterer. It was such a cheesy line, but… well, here I am with all this pretty white ink all over me. I love how that feels… all hot piece of you all over me, standing out like crazy on my skin. What? Well, of course I’m blushing! You’re so sweet to me, even if I’m like the only octoling in Inkopolis, but you can still get so hot and wild over me. In fact… do you think you’ve got enough in you for another go? The kids are at a sleepover for the latest Splatfest, so I want you turn this body  into your own personal Turf War.”