Snail Diaries #232!!
Added 2023-11-24 21:32:05 +0000 UTCThem, laying awake at night: Calm down, stop thinking about it, nobody remembers but you...
Me, laying awake at night: huhuhuhuh I remembuh dat
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I love these types of memories. They're like the fat in a camel's hump. Like extended-release serotonin that pop up when you least expect but are grateful for when they do. I know I am the source of a few of those (this comic made me remember a specific one in front of one of my 8th grade teachers) and that almost tempers the embarrassment 🥹 Good job not losing it while they were still there lol ✊🏾
Greenbeans
2023-12-01 17:14:17 +0000 UTCChildren give the best stories 😆
FenMura
2023-11-26 06:29:19 +0000 UTCOH MY GODDD NOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA
Little Tunny
2023-11-25 16:48:39 +0000 UTCgod I laughed so hard at this. there is a dorky child wheel of fail to which we all belong. sometimes we down sometimes we up.
MI
2023-11-25 13:44:35 +0000 UTCone time while my sister was working (ice cream/chocolate job) and this dad with his daughter came in. he was holding her while she was picking chocolates and after she was done he like, threw her up in a fun fatherly fashion and her head slammed into our ceiling 😭😭
roxx
2023-11-25 01:58:29 +0000 UTCI used to work at Game Slop and kids will do such funny things and timing your fake laughs and repressing the laughter when they do something embarrassing (or are just acting up in a funny way; i.e. calling a parent/sibling/etc a funny name in anger) is a professional skill. See? Unskilled labor doesn't exist!
DawnSnowe
2023-11-24 23:09:24 +0000 UTCI made full eye contact with a kid some years ago when they slammed face first into one of those glass sliding doors thinking it was automatic and the momentum was so much this poor kid FLEW a few feet backwards. The restraint to not laugh caused me a headache, and I still giggle when I think about it. Sorry kid.
Rashkah
2023-11-24 22:21:32 +0000 UTCThank you!! I hope so too…
Little Tunny
2023-11-24 22:09:57 +0000 UTCWe can’t blame ourselves.. someone getting hit in the boingloings is just peak comedy 😔😔😔
Little Tunny
2023-11-24 22:09:04 +0000 UTCThere's a set of soccer fields near our house, and if you're on the freeway you can see down to them and once I looked down just in time to see a kid get nailed in the crotch with a ball and fall over. Laughed all the way home and then some. I shamefully still sometimes laugh about it on the way home passing by. Sorry, kid.
semiottermatic
2023-11-24 22:01:18 +0000 UTCwith every gross weird guy you’ve had to deal with i hope you have twice as many interactions like this
Ves
2023-11-24 21:54:18 +0000 UTCOh wow, excellent restraint hahaha!
Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife
2023-11-24 21:33:49 +0000 UTC
