Snail Diaries #221!!
Added 2023-08-25 22:17:09 +0000 UTCWAAAAAAAAA I AM SO ASHAAAMED WAAAA I WAS COVERED IN GARLIC SPATTER BUHHHHUHHHHHHH IT SMELLED SO BADDDDD NOOOOOoooo
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Baby
2023-08-30 13:34:51 +0000 UTCI did this and then went and cried in the bread aisle
Catemporium
2023-08-27 11:17:57 +0000 UTCAt least Salad doesn't mind the garlic smell!
A RAD SKULL
2023-08-27 01:05:23 +0000 UTCgrocery worker: sir please dont do that. tunny: i'm so sorry, i apologize. (going a bit down the aisle and smashing another jar of garlic) grocery worker: sir i can still see you. tunny: i'm SO sorry, i apologize
Dan
2023-08-26 15:18:19 +0000 UTCI think that was the worst possible option to drop (twice) in the entire grocery store
Emily
2023-08-26 06:11:41 +0000 UTCHAHAHAAHHAAHA how could I forget about him omgggg LMAOO Iβm addicted to garlic smashing πππ
Little Tunny
2023-08-26 04:37:49 +0000 UTCLaughed so hard I cried and my cat yelled into my mouth.
Danielle Paterno
2023-08-26 01:17:46 +0000 UTCOhhhhhhhhhh noooooo
Rashkah
2023-08-26 00:23:59 +0000 UTCthis is so funny ohmygod
Nugget
2023-08-26 00:20:02 +0000 UTCI'm so sorry for your plight but also this made me imagine a type of guy who keeps throwing jars of garlic on the floor on purpose and apologizes profusely every time. betraying my deep tunny lore knowledge here but like. similar vibe to your comic about the "im SO sorry i apologize" smoking customer who just walked behind a thing and kept smoking.
Dan
2023-08-26 00:04:54 +0000 UTCOMG IM SO SORRYβ¦
Ves
2023-08-26 00:04:07 +0000 UTCmy mom dropped a jug of milk in the Kroger once and we never let her live it down.......... Maybe smart to never go back
Lee ?
2023-08-25 23:40:03 +0000 UTCyou are so right!!
Jam
2023-08-25 23:09:48 +0000 UTCJust keep buying it... And fresh garlic. That way when you have a low energy day the jarlic is there
Joanne Doherty
2023-08-25 23:00:38 +0000 UTCI love jarlic & am so sorry you had to live this. I'd have begged the floor to open & swallow me up
Melissa Swanson
2023-08-25 22:45:03 +0000 UTCI think jarred garlic is my favorite unnecessary thing to spend money on, it's just so convenient!! But I recently found out that it's not as potent as fresh garlic :( i will miss just being able to scoop it up so much!!!
Jam
2023-08-25 22:41:46 +0000 UTCI was just being curious and precocious!!!! My outburst at Aldiβs is not indicative of who I am!!!!
Little Tunny
2023-08-25 22:40:06 +0000 UTC[camera footage reveals the unreliable narrator was just knocking jars of it off the shelf like a cat]
Mike E
2023-08-25 22:38:56 +0000 UTCπ at least the staff were understanding once they realized what was going on! Rip bag, accidental murderer of garlic (I also buy that exact garlic brand!! Can never have enough)
mirarevias
2023-08-25 22:28:19 +0000 UTCNOOOO TUNNYYYYY NOOOOO!
Kaori
2023-08-25 22:26:24 +0000 UTCWhile still apologizing to the staff! Luckily they laughed when they realized I didnβt just throw it on the ground like a pissed off toddler
Little Tunny
2023-08-25 22:26:23 +0000 UTCππππ I have been both of these people and this is so hilarious, when did you find out about the hole?
mirarevias
2023-08-25 22:25:37 +0000 UTCJust find yourself a bunch of basil in fresh produce to roll in and you've got yourself the start of a good pesto. It's fate, gotta be, become the Italian. πΏ
Cody Gidge
2023-08-25 22:25:09 +0000 UTCWho needs travel money?! That's so thoughtful of them...
Little Tunny
2023-08-25 22:22:47 +0000 UTCmaybe they were just looking at you with disgust and disappointment to give you the authentic European grocery store experience
Charlie
2023-08-25 22:22:12 +0000 UTCThis is just like Polar Express
Spricket Springs
2023-08-25 22:21:21 +0000 UTCWe are brothers in stinkin' up the aisles βπ
Little Tunny
2023-08-25 22:20:30 +0000 UTCππππππππ
Kim Miranda
2023-08-25 22:19:08 +0000 UTCOh this made me laugh so much π€£ I had to clean up my own spill of German sausages in a glass jar. Made the whole area smell like wet meat
Spricket Springs
2023-08-25 22:19:02 +0000 UTCThey dont have baskets at the Aldi here :''( When I saw them in the Chicago Aldi I got sooo jealous
Little Tunny
2023-08-25 22:18:53 +0000 UTCNOoooOoooo itβs ok, use the baskets Tunny ππππ
Kim Miranda
2023-08-25 22:18:14 +0000 UTC
