Unfortunately there’s no pictures from the actual party or I would have totally posted them! So yesterday night I met up with friends and went to a pub for a party and back to their house for more food and drinks. These are people I haven’t seen in a few years so they’ve never seen me this big and I don’t use social media so they won’t really have seen me fat before now!
I arrive.. first thing is I’m warmly welcomed, nobody mentions my weight but I can feel the stares and confusion! Everyones gained maybe 5-20lbs but I’ve gained 200lbs+ since seeing these people! I go to sit down and the chairs are those armed small pub chairs. Instantly not fitting so I stand up and drink instead! Fast forward a few pints I squish myself in and it is TIGHT. Someone asks me “Okay Jay.. HOW ARE YOU SO FAT NOW?”. Of course I’m honest and say I LOVE EATING! and their instant response was “No Way!” And poking my belly!
We chat briefly about me letting go and I say how lockdown started it and I just enjoy eating what I want.. all the while I’m eating chicken strips and Doritos that are for the whole table. I’m getting more and more bloated from the drink, snacks and the kebab me and a friend went and got that I’ve untucked my shirt and my belly is exposed to which another old friend grabs it laughs and shouts “Where’d this tanker come from then eh?”!
Cheeky git! But we laugh! Eventually everyone has asked about my weight and is amazed. Compring how skinny I was and how I look nothing the same anymore! I’ll post some comparison images for those who may not have seen my before and afters! But there’s a HUGE difference.
Fast forward to the evening and we go to a flat to play some games and drink more where I sit on a deck chair AND BREAK IT! I was very drunk and clumsy and we all laughed it off but I went straight to the floor. It didn’t even put up a fight trying to hold my weight!!! We order dominos and of course I eat the most and a few peeps were just watching me eat asking if I normally eat 2 pizzas to myself. I think they figured out after watching me stuff my face without thinking how I got so fat!
At the end of the night I got dropped home by the designated driver.. in a Vauxhall Corsa. The car instantly groaned as I got in and it couldn’t even do more than 50mph with my fatass in it! I weighing down the whole side of the car! And getting out was even worse, I literally had to roll my drunk fat ass out sideways! My ass was hanging out my jeans and everyone was laughing at me struggling including myself!
Overall it was a great time but I just had to share my fat drunken experience you all!