Fat Story - Job Interview

So sorry for the lack of content this week! I got a few videos coming this week to make up for it I know you’ll all love..

The reason my time is getting sucked up is from and... JOB INTERVIEWS.. for office jobs.. work from home jobs.. where I will almost certainly unleash my fat potential! I’m actually so excited, I have interviews all week and hopefully will get one of them!

Embarassing story time though..

So today I went into the interview as normal, said hello, introduced myself and walked into the room..

Now if you don’t know or if you’re “thin” reading this.. Chairs with arms are a fattys worst nightmare! I saw a black bucket chair with my name on it and it looked as tight as an airplane seat.. in fact it was! I knew my fat ass and thighs would struggle so I looked for other options but there were none so I was forced to sit in this chair.

It was so tight that if it wasn’t as sturdy as it was, my thighs would have broken the arms and sides off. I couldn’t stretch or open my legs thanks to my fat blubbery thighs and didn’t dare stand up.. anyway!

The interview went fine and then it was time to go. I hoped I could quickly stand up and play it cool ready to leave and they wouldn’t notice the incredibly tight squeeze.. however being so fat now I couldn’t lift myself up at all and leaned forward to get out just TO HAVE MY BUTT STICK THE SEAT AND LIFT IT OFF THE GROUND!! It was so tight that I leaned forward and took the chair with me and BOTH interviewers saw it.

I played it off with “oops, too many donuts during lockdown! Diet started already!” But oh my god was I embarassed!.. but secretly enjoyed it. I could see the interviewers look at eachother thinking what a lardass I am!

Anyway, I went to Mcdonalds after and had 20 nuggs and 3 large fries with 2 milkshakes so next time that chair is going down!!
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