Top 3 Parasites I've Had [BTS 30]

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I'm dreading losing my botfly V plates

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Yes! I think I'd tolerate a tarantula a lot better than a smaller spider. The thing that creeps me out the most is a centipede, though. I can handle just about anything else! 🐉

Brandon Moore

If I had to choose, it'll probably be the botfly too. 🐉 And yes, Roland unfortunately, spiders (except tarantulas) and flying roaches creeps me out. 😱

Fearless Brandon, for someone who is grossed out of itty bitty spiders (I’m looking at you too Marilyn) you chose botfly to live on you. How you’ve grown! Hahaha. I’m not as brave as Mike... or you😜 (not yet anyway). I just got rid of a friend. I don’t need another one near me🤪. Remember Brandon, Mike wants to let it grow originally?! All I can think of is the movie Alien famous breakfast scene. Take care Brandon.🐉♥️

*botfly pops up out of Mike's arm* *Mike holds his arm up to the sun and carefully analyzes the botfly's shadow to see what time it is* Mike: "I see. It's time for me to get this [bleep]ing botfly out of my arm!" 😉🐉

Brandon Moore

Hmmm...which of those three parasites would I like to have? It's so hard to choose; they all seem so lovely. 😜 But seriously, this was fantastic, Mike! I love hearing these types of stories. The one that caused the bloody diarrhea sounds horrific! The one on the back of your foot sounds more bearable, and the botfly, while super creepy, seems harmless by comparison. So...maybe the botfly? 😱 I love that you can ask your Patreon community, "Which parasite do you want?" and we actually give you an answer. 😂 Looking forward to more awesome BTS stories from you, man! 🐉

Brandon Moore

Why buy a watch when you can use a botfly as a sundial? Just a thought. “Oh, hello there. Shadow points at 12N, lunch time!” Too late now, Mike. You killed Little M😮 Too bad no video of the parasites like botfly. But your storytelling talent made up for it. 🤢