-I can't believe I'm actually hiding under my desk being stalked by an alien ....
Oh crap it's coming closer. What if it can smell me??!! I'm so terrified and turned on I must be pumping out gallons of pheromones.
Why couldn't it look horrifying? Then I could just be scared shitless.
Faceless, shiny black, tentacles ... it's like my deepest darkest fantasies made real.
And made out of Kristen, the shameless gorgeous nympho I might be just be a little bit in love with ...-
*thump*
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