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I watched Dear Evan Hansen.....

Thoughts:

the singing kinda ate if you just allow it to.

Ben Platt going to hell

why the plot kinda unserious but good hmmm

not nearly as bad as people with no personality but want to be funny say it is

still very bad

watch a bad movie and I BET Amy Adams shows up

Amandla Stenberg deserved an Academy Award hmmmm

the scene where Evan Hassan admits his bullshit at the people house TERRIBLE

why is SZA singing on the soundtrack hmmmm

why did Amandla eat SZA up though with the Anonymous Ones Song hmmm

Colton Ryan ate his song (Sincerely, me)

Amy Adams acting is terrible in this

Julliane Moore proved she is the mother Amy Adams can't be

Evan Hansen was such villain he was about steal money from family with dead child

"its not my fault other people care" Evan Hansen says to his mom after she doesn't take the money from the parents with a dead child who k worded himself hmmmm

the movie fails for many reason but why the fuck would the viewer care about Connor? he's nasty bully until movie eventually tells us he was good person

Ben Platt terrible performance distracts from Kaitlyn Dever terrible performance

this movie coulda been little fun. but Ben Platt is 50 and there's tone issue and the singing is awkward. and Connor's family has no heart (read Amy Adams and Kaitlyn Dever suck in this) so Evan Hansen lying to them seems very low stakes

4/10 

Comments

Ben Platt was playing college student in Pitch Perfect when I was in high school, mind you I'm 26

Jaleel Chandler

I saw it on Broadway with Andrew Barth Feldman as Evan and he was perfect! I remember being grateful I didn’t have to see Ben Platt play a teenager.

carly gill


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