Santa Help-out Part 5 (Kazuma Slime/Lava golem Tg)

Jalira: Hello again, genie Jalira coming in from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, welcome to the show. As you all probably know, Santa himself has recently reached out to Nagisa Fulkami, our friendly neighborhood goddess of darkness, and asked her for her very special kind of support. And that definitely means that we will see a lot more sexy monster girls around Santa's workshop in the near future.

Today I have a very special guest with me to interview who had been chosen by Nagisa’s whims to help out Santa this Christmas. Please, introduce yourself~

Kazuma: Yes… I am… Kazuma.

Jalira:…

Kazuma:…

Jalira: You… uhm… you don't seem like a very talkative one.

Kazuma: Speaking… is difficult. My body… as a slime… as a golem… making the right sounds… is hard. Apologies. It is… embarrassing…

Jalira: Aha! I actually have the perfect solution for that. As it happens I have a trick to make thoughts hearable, so if you really are struggling to speak out loud i could use this trick to make your thoughts hearable instead. Whatcha say?

Kazuma: Yes. I have… no secrets… anyways.

Jalira: Alright, should work now. Just think the answer out loud. Back to the interview again: Please introduce yourself~

Kazuma’s thoughts: Yes, yes. I am Kazuma, a proud lava slime golem of the Santa estate, primary energizer of the workers and passionate hikikomori to boot. It’s a pleasure to meet all of you.

Jalira: That worked better than expected. Good to know. I honestly wasn't sure if you were at all excited about the interview or not from your words alone.

Kazuma’s thoughts: I dont care one way or the other about the interview, since I don’t really feel like I am even worth being interviewed in the first place. I am mostly just here, living my ideal life while developing a passion for the task I was given by that dark goddess. For how she told me that I would be basically a servant to a fairytale character, this is the closest to an ideal life I have ever had. And I don't even need to feel bad for anything, nor do I get laughed at by a random useless goddess.

Truly a blessing beyond blessings. I might just start praying to this Nagisa now with how much she has already done for me.

Jalira: Oh my, now I am beginning to get extra curious about that. Let’s go at this one at a time though. I have prepared a few questions for you that our watchers are certainly eager to hear the answers to. Would you be okay with answering them for me?

Kazuma’s thoughts: I bet every Hikikomory out there will explode of envy by the end of this. Hehehe.

Jalira: Hehe, then maybe this could be a fair warning for them then. That being said, let's start with the first question anyways. You have been chosen to help out Santa this Christmas. What sort of role did you receive, what sort of body did you receive and how does your new body help you with your job?

Kazuma’s thoughts: I got turned into a sort of slime monster combined with a lava golem monster. Very unintuitive combination when you first think of it, but it works astoundingly well, making for a very comfortable body that I even prefer to my previous human one. Even if I gave my masculinity for it. But as a firm believer in gender equality, I really don't care as long as my life is comfortable.

And boy do I live comfortably here. What you have to know is that my body is mainly made out of rocks and very thick slime, and I have almost perfect control over it. Like even my joints are more of a suggestion than anything else. Meaning I can not only control how I move but also the texture of my body. Like between jelly and rock I can take on any level of hardness as well, which is so cool.

Which perfectly segways perfectly into my new job. I work as the relaxation, spa and rejuvenation section of big boss Santa’s workshop. Or in other words, I am everyone's thigh pillow.

I mean, just look at them thighs! They look like they were made for this! Which, now that I think about it, they probably are made just for this. Though I am not complaining.

Jalira: Just a moment. You say being a thigh pillow is an actual job?

Kazuma’s thoughts: I don't know and I don't care. If that dark goddess wants me to sit in a room all day, playing video games until another beautiful girl appears and wants me to give her a relaxing massage while lying on my thighs, then I am more than willing to oblige. Like I said, absolute dream job right here.

Jalira: Does Santa himself also take this service from time to time?

Kazuma’s thoughts: From time to time, yes. I feel like as a man I might have minded that and would have been against it, but as I am right now, I just see him as surprisingly hot. And I am always welcoming to hot guys and girls. I am even sure I already know every single important person around here.

Jalira: That actually sounds really nice. Okay, next question. Why and how did Nagisa recruit you?

Kazuma’s thoughts: Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe my prayers to leave the useless goddess behind and go back to my glory days were finally heard… just kidding. If that were the case, she probably would have told me and not just shoved me through a portal after saying something ridiculous like “You are going to work for Santa from now until Christmas.”

Jalira: Yeah, that seemed to be consistent among all of Nagisa’s chosen ones. What happened after she pushed you through the portal?

Kazuma’s thoughts: My body liquified. Like seriously. It was like I was slowly losing my bone structure from the inside, then my muscles and finally my skin. Everything just became this thick red, pinkish slime.

But that wasn't all, since I noticed that things started to float inside of my body shortly after. Rocks and debris from what it looked like, but even that seemed to be part of my body now. I could freely move it around, even reforming my skin into a hard state with all the rocks. So I really became a lava rock slime golem, which was definitely one of the stranger days I have been through in my life.

Although, Nagisa seemingly wasn't happy with just turning me into that, as thats when she became physical with me. Like I felt up to this point like I was in control of my body, but she just took that away from me and started to mold my body into a completely other shape against my will. She caved in my waist, gave me two wobbly breasts, melted away my dick and more than doubled the thickness of my thighs.

I mean, technically speaking golems don't really have a gender, but she made sure I was female through and through.

Jalira: I can see that your thighs are definitely… pronounced. Erhem… on to the next question. How does a typical day of yours look like?

Kazuma’s thoughts: My day is really simple. I wake up, I play some games, a girl comes along, she lies on my lap and I’ll do a bit of massaging and make the girl happy. Then I’ll go back to gaming. And that's my day.

Jalira: Anyone who stands out in particular among the girls that visit you?

Kazuma’s thoughts: As you would expect, some come around more often than others. I would say that Shark girl is the one who comes the most regularly, appearing every day just after I finish breakfast. She definitely loves my thighs for the wrong reasons, but I really don't mind as long as she is happy.

The maid also comes around quite often, mostly to kill some time when she is finished with all of her duties and waiting for Santa to return. She enjoys my massages and we often play a bit together. It's fun.

What else… Oh! This overly cocky Yeti… or centaur girl also visits a lot. She might act high and mighty, but with the right touch that girl just melts in your hands. I am very glad this room is very sound proof, because her moans would otherwise probably be heard to another continent. Hehehe~

Ah! And that nice goat girl. Krampus girl,  I think. She also comes over everyday after her work is over. And her neck is always stiff from all the letter reading, which is why I usually focus on that when she comes.

Jalira: You sound like you are a pro at knowing what to do to bring back the strength of your coworkers.

Kazuma’s thoughts: Maybe, but honestly it's not really that hard. I just go with the flow of my slime and it usually works out.

Jalira: Alright, and do you think you are an effective helper for Santa this Christmas?

Kazuma’s thoughts: Pffff! Not in the slightest. Are you kidding me? Didn't you hear what I said? I am spending my entire day in this room, playing video games and touching girls so that they feel good. I am like the definition of a useless shut in and I am all for it. Bless your goddess for this dreamlike position, but you can't tell me that what I am doing is productive in any sense of the word.

Jalira: Oh? That's interesting. Good to know. Well, with that the interview is coming to a close. Is there anything you would want to say before we wrap things up?

Kazuma’s thoughts: Eat, sleep, watch movies and touch girls. A true Hikikomori needs nothing else~

Jalira: Thank you very much for the interview today, Kazuma! Even if you didn't speak a whole lot, it was still an honor meeting you today. This was Jalira, from the from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, thank you for tuning in and I’ll see you all… in the second part of this interview~

Kazuma: I hope… this was… helpful…

Jalira: See you all in a bit~

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Jalira: Welcome back to the second part of this interview, streaming live from the heart of Christmas itself with a very special guest. Everyone please welcome the man, the myth, the legend: Santa Claus!

Santa: Ho ho ho, everyone. Thank you for letting me be part of this show. I heard you had some questions for me again, and I will be happy to answer all of them as far as my secrecy allows it.

Jalira: That's good to hear. This year, a certain dark goddess named Nagisa has provided you with some exceptional girls to support you. One of them is a girl named Kazuma. For my first question: What do you think of her?

Santa: Ah, Kazuma. I don't think anyone, not even Kazuma herself, took Nagisa’s suggestion seriously when she told us that she got us all a thigh pillow. But having tried out her services myself, I must say that I would quite miss her were she to suddenly get a different job.

She is a quiet one, usually not speaking much and even id speaking very slowly. She mostly talks through her actions, seemingly feeling where people feel stiff and just melting their troubles away with her magic liquid fingers. And if that doesn't work, she often just pulls people into her lap and forces them to relax.

And astoundingly no one has been able to resist her yet and her treatment has also always worked so far. Although that being said, it's also always kinda hard to tell what she is thinking, as sometimes she makes naughty expressions, only to then do another massage on someone.

Although she does noticeably blush every time she touches someone, so I have a feelings that she can’t handle people nearly as well as she lets on…

Jalira: Okay. So do you think having her help out is something that made your life easier?

Santa: Ho ho ho~ Absolutely. I can't even begin to comprehend her diligence. Without exception, she is always in her room and ready to rejuvenate anyone, be it day or night, it doesn't matter. I don't think that girl even needs sleep as a slime golem.

There is no other worker, no person I have ever seen so committed to their job as Kazuma. The only times she ever even leaves her working space is at gatherings where I announce things for everyone and organize feasts. At any other time, it's working time for her apparently.

And no one has ever had anything negative to say about her. You can just go to her when you really need it, let yourself be pampered, and then go back to work with renewed energy. Kazuma is a working machine and honestly I am kinda worried she might overwork herself if she keeps it up like that. Maybe I should tell her that she should consider taking a break from time to time…

Jalira: …that's interesting…

Santa: Anything wrong?

Jalira: No, dont worry about it. It was just not an answer I was expecting. Let's go to the final question of the day: Would you say that Kazuma is a nice or a naughty girl?

Santa: Yeah, she is just a very nice girl who feels like she is attempting to be a naughty girl sometimes, only to immediately fall back into being nice like two seconds later. A truly pleasant person to be around.

Jalira: Haha~ I am sure Kazuma would be quite surprised by your sentiment! Anyways thank you so much for your time Mr. Claus and I’ll see you again in the next interview of your new employees. This has been genie Jalira from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, thank you so much for tuning in and I’ll see you all… next time~