Arms Race (Asura Tg) Draft

This is utterly impossible. How should I ever be able to do that?!?

Very funny, Pete! I get it, there is a sports event coming up and our class is forced to participate. My question is how the heck the oh so smart people of our class came to the glorious decision of appointing me, an 120kg otaku that had never worked out in his life, for two different of these sport events? That's what I want to know!

There is no way that you can sugarcoat it, Pete. I know you guys were still searching for available team members, but I am just straight up the wrong choice. What do you even expect me to do at that competition, Pete? Die of exhaustion in the first 5 minutes?

Gah! I don’t want to hear it anymore. This entire thing is giving me a headache. I don’t think I’ll stay in the call much longer, kinda have like 5 episodes to catch up to. Anything you would want to say before I hang up?

What? What is that supposed to be? A questionnaire? Are you joking?

“What kind of anime girl of dreams would you be?” You have got to be kidding me. This looks like a random 15 year old reddit user put this together in one of his lunch breaks. Feels like he is making fun of anime watchers… are you sure this is worth anyone's time?

Alright, alright. I’ll go through it. If you speak of it soooo highly it must be something great, Pete. And what was that you said in the end? I shouldn’t be honest? Why?

Err… sure. I’ll write what I would like my dream girl to be, not what I think I would be. Though I still don’t get… are you planning on commissioning an artist again to draw my dream girl? You know you could have just asked me for references, you know.

Alright, then let's just do it. Question 1: Would you have long or short hair?

Would it have hurt them to make this question a multiple choice one? Why the heck do I need to type an essay for a yes or no question?

Because I could add details? Alright sure, let’s go with that. I am sure that is the reason and not the fact that the 15 year old pressed a wrong button while making this. Anyway, What to write… Yeah, I remember. Write what my dream girl would look like, not what I think I would look like. I haven’t forgotten.

I would have long, smooth hair that goes until the middle of my back that I often wear in a ponytail because I think it just looks better on me.

There! Are you happy no… ACK!

I don’t know, dude! It just felt like something was yanking on my hair. It still feels like it's being pulled. Did my ponytail get caught in the chair again? I don’t care how good it looks, it getting caught on stuff is just literally the worst.

Okay, maybe I do care a little bit about how it looks. But I promise you, if I would have my hair open it would get caught on so many more things. Feel free to grow out your hair as long as mine and keep it open if you don’t believe me, Pete.

Oh right, the questionnaire. Question 2: What eye color would you have? What sort of impression would they give people that see you?

Interesting question, I must say. Never really thought much about it. But I bet I could have a bit of fun with that~

My eyes are a very deep green, almost poisonous to look at. And combined with my cute face, I can both be a cutie that is eye candy as well as having a devastating gaze that makes even the cockiest guys think twice about approaching me.

Of course I have… thought through this… a lot. Sorry, my eyes itch. After all, what could be better than being a beautiful girl that is also a hard to get intimidating rose at times? God damn it, this itch is driving me nuts.

Hey, Pete, can you look at me for a sec? I don’t know if my camera has a high enough resolution for this, but is there something in my face that shouldn’t be there? It itched like crazy just a second ago.

Haha. I know my face is pretty. I was asking you if there is something in my face.

“Two emeralds”? God you are the worst flirter in the world, you know that? Though I am… err… Anyway, next question.

Question 3: Would you be on the thin, the muscular or plush side?

Oh, thin 100%. Like I don’t even want to discuss that, I can just write things down here! I have lived a life of overweightness already, I have no need for a second.

I would be super thin. Like curving inwards levels of thin to the point where other girls would be jealous of me. A really nice hourglass figure waist, so to speak.

There! And with that I’ll… uff… Ack… My belt feels… so tight… Y-yeah, I am okay… uff… just peachy. Just got a little bit… thigh… all of a sudden…

Huh…? If I want to be musclu… uff… Ah… yes, that would probably be a good idea too… Yes, I am fine, let me show you! Ah…

I would be super athletic and muscular, training everyday to keep my ideal body and to drive others mad with envy. Very few boys and girls my age can even compete with my level of strength. A true queen of sports!

See? I can write… just… fine… Ack! Ahhh! What is… this…? I felt like… Haaa… I feel like… Haaa… I have just run… Haaaa… a marathon… Why do I feel so… exhausted… Haaa… Oh god… I am dizzy…

Haaa… haaa… haaa…

It’s getting better… haaa… yeah, that glass of water was a good idea…

Huh? The competition tomorrow? Of course I am going to take part, why do you even ask? Heck, without me you guys would probably be so lost, so it was a good idea to put me into multiple teams at once. Though I do feel like… you asked me that question already today… hmm…

Oh well, next question. Question 4: How big would your assets be, if you could freely choose their size?

Aha! I knew this question was going to come sooner or later. Hey Pete, should I just write ‘everything is ginormous.’ and call it a day? Hahaha!

Hmm? Would I actually want to meet a girl who’s boobs filled an entire room? Probably not. And especially not my dream girl. It also doesn't quite fit with the rest that I wrote down… I think… I can’t really remember. Hey, is there a way to go back to see what I wrote for the previous questions?

No? Well that's a bummer. Anyway, let’s go with something realistic I guess…

I would have a large chest, probably in the C-D cup range, a perky, nice to watch ass and some defined but still distinctly thick thighs. All of that should come together in a sporty but sexy figure.

Yeah, that sounds about right. And with her muscles she would then also be easily able to… to… hnnnya~

Ah, sorry about that. I just felt like stretching all of a sudden. You know that my shoulders can get stiff with the weight of my boobs going… hey. I saw that. No need to hide it, Mr pervert Pete! I saw exactly that you were staring at my bounciness, no need to get shy about it~ Hehehe~

Wha… I didn’t press them into the camera~ I would never do that. I would never do some sexy movements like standing up and turning around and picking up a pen I dropped just because I want to show off my ass. I would never do that~

That being said, did you like the bounciness of my ass too?

Great. Let's move on.

Question 5 and Final Question: What would be the most unique traits you possess?

Oh, I know something that is really rare that I would definitely possess.

I would be a popular girl who is into sports and likes to watch anime in her free time.

Bet there is no other girl like that in the whole school. Hehe~

Hmm…? Oh, right. I should write what my dream girl would look like, not what I would look like. But honestly, does it really matter at this point? It’s just a dumb questionnaire on the internet, right?

Pete, you are getting ridiculous. Listen, it won't matter at all what I write inside this questionnaire as long as I just tell you the truth, right? Let me prove it to you. How about we make ‘me’ a little bit more to your specific tastes, Pete~

I have six arms like an asura and am super skilled with using them, like for example for a back massage of my best friend. And I have a crush on my best friend Pete, just waiting for him to ask me out~

Hehe~ Wouldn’t you wish that this was true. After all… Ah… AAhhh! My back… hurts… it feels like… something… is busting out…

Not good… I feel so dizzy… it hurts… please help… Pete… Ah…

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Oh yeah, Pete. About yesterday. Thank you for rushing to my house when I collapsed. I don’t remember much about what happened after I got home yesterday, but I am really glad I was in a call with you at that time, so that you immediately knew to run over. I don’t know what I would have done without you, so thank you very much. I mean it.

Yeah, I have been to the doctors. He said it was most likely a bad case of tertiary muscle cramps, a thing Asura’s catch every now and then if they over rely on a single pair of arms and don’t use the others enough. You probably have never even heard of that, huh?

It’s nothing bad. I did have to do some exercises and then take a hot bath for it to go away afterwards. Funnily enough the doctor said that he had never heard of a case where the person fainted from that cramps, so we both just guess that I just got a little bit overwhelmed by school life recently.

Oh, the competition? Do you think something like minor tertiary muscle cramps would be enough to slow me down? Do you really think these super strong arms would ever lose? Of course I won the prelims~

Now it's time to celebrate~ Do you have any place in mind we could go?

Huh…? W-w-wait! A Date?!? Are you kidding me?!?

Ah! No, I just wasn't ready for that. W-what would even be the difference between a normal meeting and d-d-date. I am not sure if I am ready for…

!!!

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Okay, I’ll follow you wherever you want to go. Just take the lead…

…your hand is so soft and warm…

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Sometimes it's hard to tell if your best friend tricks you or not. But whatever happens, just make sure it doesn't get out of hand.