Wish for Fastest Travel (Centaur Postgirl Tg) Draft

Jalira: Hello again, genie Jalira coming in from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, welcome to the show. As you all know the highest of high priests of the goddess Nagisa recently had gotten the opportunity to climb what was essentially japanese mount olympus to meet up with their goddess in person to ask her a wish to change the world they are living in for the better in exchange for their humanity… and also their manliness from what I can tell.

Today I have a very special guest with me to interview who had an opportunity to make a wish like that. Please, introduce yourself~

Melody: Oh hi~ Glad to be here today too. It's an honor to be invited today, even if I am in a bit of a hurry at the moment.

Jalira: Oh? Why is that? Also your name would be great if we could catch that on camera.

Melody: Ah! Right! My name is Melody, I am a Mail-horse lady working for the imperial post office. I am glad you found it interesting enough to question me, even if my wish didn't pan out the greatest.

As you guys probably know, as long as people like to talk, a post-horse’s job is never done.

Jalira: Ah, that means that I have probably caught you on duty. But no problem, I promise we will get through this interview quickly. I have already prepared a few questions for you that our watchers are certainly eager to hear the answers to. Would you be okay with answering them for me before you have to go?

Melody: Oh man… I hope that my answers are interesting enough for the people though…

Jalira: It’ll be fine~ Alright, so the first question would be: To gain your wish from the goddess you had to reach the top world temple, which required a hike up to a pretty tall mountain. How did you do that and was it hard?

Melody: I will be honest and say that I can't even believe it myself that I made it up that hill in the first place. That just wasn't something that one can do in one go. At least I couldn’t.

Jalira: Do you mind being a bit more specific?

Melody: Well… I don’t know what else to say. I hopped in with a hiker group that was planning to go up the mountain to the top world temple anyway. They naturally didn’t go up there for Nagisa’s wish opportunity, but you know… I tagged along out of convenience.

To be honest it was not easy, but very structured. Took the group almost a week to go up, but it was good enough guided and enough breaks that even a beginner like me could finish the climb. Though it was a bit embarrassing that it took me almost an entire day finding the place where I was supposed to meet up with Nagisa afterwards.

Also, might have just been my imagination, but I think another priest took the same hiking group up with me. Though I don’t remember his name…

Jalira: Why did it take so long to find the one temple up on top of the mountain? I thought there was only like one building up there.

Melody: Well, yes. Like I said, I just didn’t handle the situation all that well. There was the camp where we all rested as well, and I didnt want to go while everyone was looking. So I thought that Nagisa would have hidden a temple inside the temple… or something. I just didn’t go into the front entrance for the longest time because I am stupid and overthinking things. I bet that other priest must have laughed his ass off watching me…

Jalira: Err… I guess we all have days like that, don’t we. Anyway, now to the main event why most people have turned in: What was your wish and what changed?

Melody: Ah! Yes! My Wish! Definitely!

Err… how did I word it again…

Ah, okay, so my wish. On my way up the mountain I have learned a few things that really stuck with me, even now. And that is while humans can theoretically reach almost any location by foot, their bodies really aren’t built for long ranged travel like that. So I aimed to change that.

I don't remember my exact words, but I told Nagisa something like: “I wish for humans to be able to travel much faster and more effortlessly, even if they might need to become monsters for that.”

I know Nagisa. She would have turned us all into monster girls regardless of what we wished for, so there was no point trying to be smart with her.

Jalira: So you knew in what way she was going to screw you over, so you just accepted that and have her grant a wish that very closely reflects what you actually want? Not a bad idea. And what are some of the major changes that happen to you because of that?

Melody: Well, I kinda should have seen it coming, but my lower half really expanded and grew right after I finished making my wish. My feet turned into hooves, my legs thickened a lot while also increasing in so much muscle mass that it was unreal. That is also when I realized that I had turned into a woman. And had four legs now. Yeah, a lot happened in that short amount of time.

Also, my stamina returned to me almost immediately. I knew I was still tired from the week long hike, but the moment I was a centauress, that fatigue just vanished. In fact, I felt ready to take that trip again without a break right afterwards, which was honestly an amazing feeling.

Jalira: Interesting. And how did your wish affect the world around you?

Melody: I have heard that a lot of priests had made themselves into the most important people of their world, which makes me kinda stand out as just being painfully ordinary still. Yes, even as a centauress. That is just the new normal in this world I live in.

Every human's lower half is now replaced with that of an animal. Some are mammals, some fish. Some have four legs, some have only two, and some have a mermaid tail. But there is one thing everyone has in common, and that is that a well trained lower body is seen as very desirable and… uhm… sexy… to a certain extent.

We are all also a lot more powerful than before, especially when it comes to running, throwing or sports in general. The technology level has dropped a little bit, but that's fine with me. I really like my job is a post-horse, bringing mail and newspaper to everyone in town before lunch~

Jalira: You might say that your wish is not as extravagant, but I have to say as an accomplished genie myself, that if you are happy with your result, then it was a good wish you made. But with that, our interview is coming to an end. Is there anything you would like to say to the audience before we conclude this interview?

Melody: As long as people love to talk, a post-horse’s job is never done. And anyone can learn to love running, if their lower half turns into that of a sports horse. Hihihi~

Jalira: Thank you very much for the interview today, Melody! It was an honor meeting you today. This was Jalira, from the from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, thank you for tuning in and I’ll see you all… next time~

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If you could gain a wish from the dark goddess, but only if it is big enough to drastically affect the entire world, what would you wish for?