July 2020 Monthly Poll
Added 2020-07-05 04:12:08 +0000 UTCWell, it's July 5th, so you know what that means!
July 4th is over and maybe, just maybe, my shitty fucking neighbors will stop setting off fireworks and freaking out my dog. With all the fireworks going off my dog wouldn't go outside to use the bathroom and ended up taking a piss inside the house. Guess how I found that out. If you guessed "walked through a puddle of dog piss" you'd be right. I might've ruined my Spider-Man slippers and I am livid. This holiday fucking sucks.
Anyway...
It also means this month's poll is up. Only two options this month, but both are very good. As always, you've got until the 10th to cast your vote. May the sexiest option win.