The Clinic - TG Caption

Ahh, Mr...Finch is it? Welcome, welcome! I am Dr. Blake, and I will be overseeing your case while you are with us. I understand this is a trying time, but we here at the Blake Clinic will endeavor to make your stay as painless and even, dare I say, pleasurable as possible. Now, for a brief review, you have been diagnosed with a rather rare condition that causes spontaneous genetic mutation along a, thankfully, rather narrow band of possibilities. It has a long and complicated name which...you likely do not care about at the moment. Here is what matters.

Over the next week and a half or so you are going to transform. You may change race. You may change gender. These changes will be physical. They may also be mental. At the end of this transfiguration, you will still be you, but you will also be an entirely different person...if that makes sense. Regardless, we will be here to help you every step of the way. In addition, we will assist in making some essential adjustments to your life post-care, should they prove necessary. More on that later!

Now, part of this process will, of course, include documentation to establish a direct link from the current you to... whoever you are at the end. We also find it helps patients tremendously if they jot down a few notes to go along with a daily photograph. When complete, you will be able to look back over these entries and better track both your physical and possible mental metamorphosis. It's a good way to get to know the 'new you'. Ahh, here we are. Now, you settle in, and we'll be by bright and early tomorrow morning to begin. Rest well, Mr. Finch.

Day 1) I have no idea what this quack wants me to write in his little book. He says I have some kind of rare disease that's gonna transform me? What a bunch of bullshit. Whatever, I'll take the sponsored vacation. This place is nicer than my apartment, and the food isn't terrible either.

Day 2) What the hell!? Someone shaved me while I was asleep! What kind of sick place is this? I asked the doctor and he claimed not to know about any 'night-shavers' and laughed, the creepy bastard. He said it was expected and all part of the process. It’s not just my face, neither. There’s less hair everywhere. I need to get out of here.

Day 3) I’m starting to think I might actually be sick. Not with whatever crazy thing they say I have, but definitely something. All of my body hair is gone except for my eyebrows and the hair on top of my head, which actually feels thicker for some reason. My skin color is different too, kind of pale and yellow. And it’s crazy sensitive, like I have a sunburn all over. I complained about it and Dr. Blake gave me all new clothes. They're softer, which helped. Maybe he’s not so bad?

Day 4) I’ve changed. I don’t know who that is in the picture. I’d think they were lying, that it was some kind of trick camera, but they actually let me have a mirror for a minute to confirm it for myself. That’s not me, it’s some Asian dude. I guess it means they’ve been telling the truth. They might really be trying to help here, even Dr. Blake. He’s the one that checked me in, and I never even said thank you before today. I can’t believe I’ve been so rude to him!

Day 5) I feel different. Even more, I mean. Do Asian people have softer skin or something? Because my skin is definitely softer, especially in the chest area. And my face... I look, I don't know, younger? I asked Dr. Blake what he thought, and he said I was making stupendous progress, which made me happy when I realized he wasn’t actually calling me stupid. This is all a little scary, but I’m glad he’s here. I know I can trust him. I feel better every time he’s around!

Day 6) I must be having an allergic reaction. My lips are swollen. My chest is swollen. Even my butt is swollen.  I’m fattening up all over and my skin's gotten even more unbelievably sensitive. I'd probably have to walk around naked if it weren’t for the special clothes Dr. Blake gives me. If it keeps getting worse, I might have to anyway. Mmm… I wonder if he would mind. I would have to ask his permission first. This is his domain after all. I'm so lucky to be here!

Day 7) Dr. Blake came by again today and I presented myself, as is proper. He paid special attention to my body's new additions and brought some kind of special cream to ‘help with the sensitivity.’ He spent a long time thoroughly massaging it in. While he worked, the doctor told me I was going to change more, that I wasn’t quite finished. I found it hard to concentrate. Dr. Blake has very skilled hands. He had to leave right after. I hope he comes back soon!

Day 8) My butt got a lot bigger! And I’m getting a sexy tan all over! I think Dr. Blake likes it a lot. He called me his Latina booty beauty and we laughed. I like it when he laughs. Dr. Blake makes me feel happy. I want to make him feel happy too. I asked if I could massage him back this time and he said yes! Then he told me some people use their whole body instead of just their hands so I rubbed him all over with my big brown boobies. It was soo much fun! Dr. Blake is the smartest man ever! And he’s so handsome!!

Day 9) Oh wow! Is that really me? I love it so much! Dr. Blake says I have the prettiest dark skin he’s ever seen! He called me his Nubian princess. Am I a princess now!? That’s so cool! But then he told me I was all done, and I got really sad. I don’t want to leave! What will I do without Dr. Blake! Then he said the most amazing thing, I don’t have to go! He wants me to stay on as his Very-Personal Assistant. It's a super important job! And best of all, it’s not just while he’s at work. He says I can come live with him and assist him at night too! I'm so happy!! Dr. Blake is the best!!!