Pool Party - TG Caption

This is a really bad idea.

No, it’s brilliant. You’ll see.

Why do you even want to spy on a bunch of girls at a pool party?

A sorority pool party. Come on man, you’ve seen them. Every single one of those girls is a 10 and they never let men into their parties. I’m on the pool cleaning crew. I’ll get you in and we'll hide in the maintenance shed. Who knows what those girls get up to in there? Can you honestly tell me you’re not interested?

Such a bad idea. 

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See!!? What did I tell you. We have the perfect view from here! 

Fine, just keep it down!  I don’t want to get caught and have an entire sorority pissed-

I thought I heard voices in there! Hey ladies, looks like we have a couple of spies. Someone want to call the cops on these guys?

Oh, I don’t know Lacey. They don’t look like spies or guys to me, more like naughty little boys…

Naa, you know what they look like to me? New Pledges!

Oh fantastic. Well, which is it? Are you boys here to spy? Or are you girls here to pledge?

…pledge please.

An excellent choice girls. Your first assignment is to get changed. This is a pool party! I’m sure we can find a couple extra bikinis for you.

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I don’t care who these bitches think they are. There’s no way I’m prancing around for their entertainment wearing one of these stupid things. I'm leaving and if you’re smart you’ll come with me. 

Whatever man, stay and be a little fairy. I'm out.

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Pledge, I could use a refill!

Oh pledge, there's some trash over here for you!

Hey pledge, clean out the pool filter!

Pledge, I could use your help over here. You will put this lotion on my back and %only on my back, no trying to cop a feel. 

I’ve already done one monumentally stupid thing today Lacey, I don’t want to add to it and piss you ladies off more than I already have.

Hmm, you might actually be salvageable. Now back to it girl, you missed a spot! 

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Aww, do someone’s feet hurt? I guess making you wear high heels for the last couple of hours might’ve been a little much. 

Are these things meant to be torture devices?

Probably, I’m pretty sure they were designed by men. Now come on, you’ve worked hard all day. Come over the hot tub and you can relax your sore feet for a while. 

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So what do you think of your first sorority pool party? Is it as exciting and lewd as you hoped?

Heh, no it was entirely normal. You all seem much more relaxed and…free without a bunch of guys around besides me I guess.  I’m sorry if my being here messed that up. 

It is nice to get away from all the immature boys, but don’t worry. I don’t see a boy sitting here with me, I see a pledge. In fact, you did such a good job today, we’ve decided to accept you into the sorority!

Uhh… thank you? But, since when do you accept guys in your sorority?

We don’t. Like I said, I don’t see a boy sitting here. I see a pledge, and soon to be little sister. If that something you want?

...This is a joke right? Another punishment for spying on you, get me to admit to something embarrassing?

I promise you it’s not. It’s an honest question. If it were possible would you want to join?

...You know what? Maybe. You've all been nicer in your 'punishment' than my jackass friends on any given day.

Ahh yes, your 'friend'. I'm afraid he got picked up by the police as soon as he left the property. They'll let him go soon enough, but it should be a nice scare for him. It really was good of you to accept your punishment like a grown woman. 

He is such an idiot. I doubt it.... But, fine. I accept your offer, however that works.

Then I have a gift for you little sister, your sorority necklace. Here, I'll help you put it on. 

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Reality shifts, bends and splits, Two possibilities occupy the same space. A young man in a bikini sits in a hot tub with a sorority girl smiling at him. / A young woman sits in a hot tub with her sorority 'big sister' smiling at her. / He looks down and sees his flat chest with subtle tan-lines beginning to form from the ill fitting bikini. / She looks down and sees her bulging chest, barely contained by a struggling bikini. / He presses his legs together, feeling the not so subtle bulge trapped between. She presses her legs together, feeling a far more subtle mound of unfamiliar folds between. / He panics, rising quickly from the hot tub before scrambling away. / She squeals in joy, rising quickly from the hot tub before wrapping her big sister in a tight hug. / He leaves the pool party, bails his idiot friend out of jail, and goes back to his normal boring life. / She helps clean up with her sisters and joins the other girls inside for dinner before climbing the stairs with her big sister to their shared room. 

One bed? Really?

That's right little sister! I hope you're a cuddler! Because this is an order from your big sister. Get over here and be my teddy bear!

Yes Ma'am!