Government Surrogate - TG Caption

Good Morning! And how are we feeling today?

Wh..whats..happening? That’s not…my...my voice? Wait, what!? What’s wrong with my stomach? It’s huge!! Are those tits!!!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO M-

Right then, back to sleep you go, dear. Someone needs more time in the re-educator.

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Good Morning! And how are we feeling today?

Umm..good morning? I feel…alright, a little strange. What am I doing here? And am, am I…pregnant?

You certainly are sweetie! With triplets! Isn’t that wonderful? You're now a proud member of the Completely Voluntary Government Surrogate Program!

Oh...Ok? I’m sorry. I know this sounds stupid, but aren't I a man?

Hmm. Well, let’s look at this logically. Ask yourself, would a man have that massive pregnant belly? Would a man’s breasts be that large and heavy, filling with milk even as we speak?

Noo.. I guess not. Fine but what about everything else? My arms, my legs? Was I in an accident or something? I look half robot. And why...why do they feel like this? Just what is happening to me?

As a member of the CVGSP you are automatically volunteered for any and all experimental procedures designed to make you a happier, healthier, more productive surrogate!

How is any of this supposed to make me happy!?

Ahh well, your upgrades are all designed with a special 'Pleasure Feedback' subsystem. We find it helps patien- err volunteers to accept their new enhanced selves. Would you like me to demonstrate?

Sure, I guesSSSOHH WOWOWowwowo 'Pant' Feels like 'Pant' like erogenous zone. 'Pant' All over...

Yes, yes. I see you quite enjoy it. A more than fair trade for your upcoming years of service, wouldn't you say?

Years!! What the hell? There's no way I-eeeeNNMMMMMM WWhattt youuu doo? Tooo goood. Too too..

Oh, I turned the juice up a bit, that's all. We want you nice and docile. In fact, I think we're going to need to order more 'upgrades' for you, dear. Don't worry, when we're done you'll feel even better! Nighty night!

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Good Morning! And how are we feeling today?

Great! I'm [SELF-STATUS:FULLY FUNCTIONAL] mmMMmm oh damn...wha-what was that?

Excellent, excellent. And your little passengers?

My.. you mean the babies? How should I [FETAL-STATUS: HEALTHY] HOOLY SHI.. THA.. That feels like..

Like an orgasm? Yes dear, the more you allow your programming to dictate your behavior, the better results you'll receive from your PF system. Now would you like to discuss further upgrades?

I..uhh... [QUERY: AVAILABLE UPGRADES?] MMMMMMmmmmmmhmmmmyessss...

Quite a few, but for these we'll need actual consent from you. All will increase your efficiency, of course. This will change your status from volunteer to permanent property and you will lose the ability to communicate normally, but you'll also receive an upgraded Pleasure Feedback system! As a Permanent Surrogate, you'll 'live' a very long, and very, very happy life. All for the sake of government efficiency! What do you say?

That sounds- [TERMS ACCEPTABLE: PROCEED WITH UPGRADES] NNMMNNMFFFuuu-WAIITWaitwait What did I 'Pant'  did I say? I-

Shhh. You accepted. That's all that matters. Now, Command:Override Set System Status to Hibernate.... You poor thing, I'm almost jealous.

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Good Morning! And how are we feeling today? And how are the babies?

[SELF-STATUS:FULLY FUNCTIONAL] BEEP [FETAL-STATUS: HEALTHY] BEEP

Good, good. And the beeping? What's that about?

[UPGRADED PLEASURE FEEDBACK SUBSYSTEM SET TO AUDIO: ON] BEEP [AUDIO FEEDBACK INDICATES PEAK THRESHOLD REACHED] BEEP BEEP

...Seriously? The beeps are orgasms? Bunch of f-ing mad scientists. I seriously need to find another job. Anyway, good work surrogate! Now return to your charging station and keep those babies healthy!

[CONFIRMED] BEEP [ENTERING MODE:MAMA-HEN MODE] [WAITING] BEEP [WAITING] BEEP [WAITING] BEEP

F-ing mad scientists.