Super Mario Bros and Sonic the Hedgehog sidekicks, Luigi and Tails, have had enough of their annoyingly self-centered Player Ones. It’s time to take so-called protagonists down — punk rock style!
Ready, Player Two? We’re pressing start NOW!
Once again we collaborated with the fantastic animation team from Mashed!
Huge thanks to amazing 2025-03-30 09:47:42 +0000 UTC View Post
What could be better than Keanu Reeves? Only two Keanu Reeveses.
In this sad and brutal emo anthem, Shadow the Hedgehog from 'Sonic the Hedgehog 3' meets John Wick... both played by, you guessed it, the Breathtaking himself. When these antiheroes meet, no one is safe. Because when their tragic backstories collide, they don’t just brood... they m%rder. 'Till you're d%ad.
Shadow is portrayed by fantastic ...
2024-12-20 23:14:16 +0000 UTC View Post
On November 30th, 5PM UTC, we're going to have a Cheeki Breeki release party!
Join our Discord server so you don't miss it!
2024-11-24 22:02:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Stalkers, we're heading back to the Zone with this one, straight into the Heart of Chornobyl… feeling like these seventeen long winters never happened.
We’ve poured our souls into this ballad, like every post-Soviet kid who’s spent decades wandering through Agroprom.
STALKER 2 is finally out, let’s rejoice in an everlasting chant: “cheeki breeki iv damkee!”
2024-11-22 21:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
For too long, the people have suffered without a huggable Professor Chalk... That ends now! We’ve joined forces with Makeship to bring The Chalkeaters’ mascot to life.
We need 200 pledges by September 30th to make it real!
This is not only a chance to get your own cuddly Professor, but also a great way to support the channel!
Pledge now and reserve your plushie:
They say, Five Nights at Freddy’s is overhyped and not even scary. We say – kiss your fazz goodbye, it’s the Bite of ’24!
This song is for you, kids of the FNAF. Their shiny teeth are not enough.
2024-08-30 19:26:07 +0000 UTC View Post🐻 Just a little bit longer #FNAFKIDS #TheChalkeaters
2024-08-08 18:23:25 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons and Followers!
We’ll be hosting Roll Out the Fallout Special Event on June 15, 3PM UTC on The Chalkeaters Discord Server.
However, as you may have already guessed it, we’re also organising an After Party, specifically for you, our supporters!
It will happen on the same day at 5PM UTC and we would be delighted to see you join! We can hang out, play games, personally answer s...
2024-06-14 18:39:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Who wouldn't want a nuclear Fallout when you can sip Nuka-Cola in your comfy Vault 92?
Good news: forecasts indicate that in today's world, it's a very likely scenario!
Join Professor Chalk, voiced by Black Gryph0n, on his journey to accept the apocalypse. This time, he’s rolling with Vault Boy, brought to life by Benny Benack III, whose voice you might recognize from his works with The 8-Bit Big Band!
☢️ 'ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT!' is OUT NOW! ☢️
Origin...
2024-06-08 16:06:24 +0000 UTC View Post
We want to inform you that we've updated our Patreon page! Now all posts are sorted by songs and topics for your convenience, it's much easier to go through all the exclusive stuff now.
Check it out here: https://patreon.com/thechalkeaters/collections
2024-05-30 14:15:50 +0000 UTC View PostHey Chalksters!
Just a friendly reminder to all current Chalkster Tzar-tier Patrons that from now on we're gathering all cameo references on our official Discord server: LINK.
Even if you've already sent us your characters in DM before, please create a post in the designated channel of the server and attach the reference pictures!
In the future, we'll also be posting p...
2024-05-16 10:10:09 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons and Followers,
We're organising a Patron-only event! It's your chance to hang out with us!
It'll happen this Saturday at 10:00 AM UTC on our Discord server.
However, if this hour is not convienent for you, we're open to your suggestions.
If you're not a Patron yet, you can still subscribe to any tier and participate in the event!
We'll be updating you. See you there~
2024-05-14 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
How many Primogems does it take to find true love? Too many, but- one more pull not gonna hurt.
Professor Chalk and Dr. Paimon in Gacha anthem
ONE MORE PULL
Feat. Black Gryph0n as Prof. Chalk, and guest rap by Rustage!
Soon we'll post more WIP stuff from this project for our Patrons, so stay tuned~
2023-10-20 16:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons and Followers!
If you follow us on other social media, you may be aware that we’re hosting another release party on this Friday (October 20, 3PM UTC) on our Discord server.
We’d like to invite you for an after party that’s gonna happen as soon as the main event ends!
We can hang out, play some games, answer some of your questions and more! It is up to you.
...
2023-10-17 13:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a couple of easter eggs from our last video:
1) Ulfric and Tullius as Star Trek and Legend Of Korra memes
2) Dovahkiin Jojo reference
3) "You've been spotted" meme
4) Bucket on the head
5) Todd Howard as a merchant selling Skyrim
There's many more! We'll post the rest soon.
Dragons? Stormcloaks? The Chalkeaters' new song about the Skyrim Guard?
Nah, must have been the wind.
Yes, that's literally the name of the song.
Starring Black Gryph0n as the most carefree NPC ever!
We're also preparing some more WIP and other cool stuff for our Patrons, so stay tuned 👀
No lollygaggin' now, go watch the full video.
2023-08-13 10:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostDear Patrons and Followers!
As you've probably already seen on our other socials, on August 11th at 3PM UTC we're going to host a RELEASE PARTY for our newest song. There'll be live music, Q&A, music video display and more!
But we also have a surprise FOR YOU! We're inviting every Patron to the AFTER PARTY, which will take place after the first event in the Patrons-only voice chat. You'll get the chance to talk with us in the voice c...
We're so excited to finally share with you an amazing thing we've been working on with 23 fantastic animators from our community!
Everyone did such an amazing job on making this animation happen, and I think it turned out fantastic, especially for the first MAP we hosted. Everyone had a lot of fun working on it, and I couldn't be happier with the result. Hoping for many more cool collabs ahead!
2023-04-07 22:43:53 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
Some peeps here seem to have a problem locating the promised high quality instrumental versions of our songs-
So I just wanted to remind you that the best way to find them is to look in this back catalogue folder! I update it every time we release a new song.
The only thing missing there is the original Bowsette: i...
2023-03-31 07:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I believe we never posted this before, so here you go :D
2023-02-03 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Chalksters! It's Alios, lead chalks producer/songwriter/director.
Even though I'm pretty much always available for your reach at the Discord server, I thought maybe it'd be cool if you gather any questions you might have for me and I'd reply with a video of some sorts. I'll try my best to answer all of them.. or at least those that I have an answer to lol
So fire away 👀
2023-01-31 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We're hard at work on the Skyrim song that we announced on Patreon a while ago. It's a song I wrote a looong time ago and I'm so grateful that with your help we're able to draw a full motion comic for it! Take a look at a couple of recent pics our artists had drawn for it, they look so amazing.
We're gonna share some snippets of the song soon as well so stay tuned!
2023-01-26 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Chalksters! Sorry we've been away for a while. New Years have been wild and now we've got a lot of stuff to show you, so hold on tight.
Like you probably already know we organised a community animation collaboration based on our old Bowsette song! Out of 100+ applications, we picked 22 animators to help us create a short animated MV that is gonna be released along with the re-recorded and remastered version of the song.
And oh boi, these animators are doing such an awesome job...
2023-01-24 15:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Chalksters,
Have a very happy and heartwarming holiday season! This year has been full of twists and turns for our team and I'm kinda glad it's almost over. Thank you so much for your amazing support! Here's to the awesome 2023! 🍾
The picture above represents not only four songs we released this year but also contains some hints on what we're up to next. Wanna guess? ;)
2022-12-26 09:50:42 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the coolest things in production is watching your ideas visualise and take form. Take a look at some concept art for Master Chalk, the Gym Leader and the Stadium from our Furrýmon video! Yeah, all of these are the original designs and not taken from any particular game.
The last two guys are our patrons by the way, we included them as cameos in the scene with the cheering audience like we always do with our Chalkster Tzars! You could have seen them in all of our videos since... ...
2022-12-12 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a demo version of Furrýmon song: a longer one than the one we posted with the animatic before.
At early stages of production the song was called "Gotta Yiff 'Em All". I didn't really like how it sounds so Gabe (Black Gryph0n) suggested to change it to "Smash" and I thought it was brilliant. The original line still can be heard as one of the variations Gabe sang in the ending of the released version!
Gotta say I love how my pitched voice works as Vaporeon.
2022-12-08 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A very early version of the Furrýmon video along with the very early demo of the song.
2022-12-05 04:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you wanna have Lopunny try different underwear on? You didn't? Yeah we know you did. Here are some wallpapers for you, all completely censored.
What? The title of this post implies that there's a NSFW version?..
Oh you bastard. Of course there is. But we're sorry- we decided that such a compromising stuff will only be sold separately. So now we have a 2022-11-30 20:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
As usual, added our new song "Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!" to the Patreon audio catalogue!
Songs folder | Instrumentals folder
Also ...
2022-11-26 10:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post