To Survive in Space 2 - TG Caption

Part 1 

Part 2

No, no, NO! Absolutely not! I'm already in this ridiculous suit! For what possible reason would I need your so-called upgrades?

Your suit already protects you from radiation. With these upgrades, you'll be able to perform long spacewalks without the use of external oxygen or even a helmet! All the air you'll need is stored in a liquid form in the..uhh..collection receptacles.

The tits. You meant to say the tits.

Sigh We don't call them that. This is all entirely professional.

[Bzzbzzbzz] MMMMGgghhghfuck fuck fuck me. Can we really not shut that off?

About that, I checked with the technicians and they got very...technical, but basically, no.

...I better get such a raise for this. I did not hire on to do big-boobed-bimbo spacewalks!

Oh you are! Probably. Getting a raise, I mean. Not the other thing. So does that mean you'll take the upgrades?

...Yeah, fine.

(Some time later)

Now you need to be careful with those things and treat them gently. But don't worry, they have an operant conditioning system built in to help you learn proper maintenance.

A what now? What the hell is an operant conditioning system?

Oh, it's a system that uses punishments and rewards to affect desired bio-mechanical interaction.

[Bzzbzzbzz] NNNNnnmmmmmm I swear that thing goes off whenever I start to get pissed, like I am at you, right now. Get these stupid things off of me!

No! Don't abuse them!

Owowowow! that feels like getting kicked in the balls! This is bullshit!

Massage them!

What!? For fuc...Come on man, please stop thinking with your dick for five seconds! I'm in real pain over here!

It's punishment and reward. Massage them already, dammit!

Fine, I'll..(squeeze, squeeze) I'll..(squeeze, squeeze) Oh...(squeeze, squeeze) Ohhhhh-k. That's...that's just fine then.

Doing better? You can probably stop now.

MmmmHmmm...All good, I'm [Bzzbzzbzz] NNggghmmm. Oh wow, that's a hell of a  combinationnnaaAAHHH.[BzzbzzbzzBZZZZZZZ] (squeeze, squeeze) mmmmeeeheheh hehemMMMM AHHHH!!! (squeeze, squeeze) [BzzbzzbzzBZZZZZZZ] 

Huh...Might have to postpone that spacewalk.