To Survive in Space - TG Caption

You've got to be kidding me!

No, seriously, this is the last suit.

I'm not wearing that!

That's fine. You can sit here until the radiation makes its way through the walls then. I'm sure as your body liquefies your inhibitions will keep you nice and safe

...The suit will really protect me?

Yes! Like I said, the living skin-suit has protection from this area of space coded into it's very DNA. That's why we have them ready for unexpected detours.

Look at me. How will I ever fit into that…her?

It will stretch and mold, trust me. Look we don’t have a lot of time left.

Just…fine. Give me a minute.

(Several minutes later.. A much higher pitched voice calls out.)

This is… This is amazing. It all feels natural.

[Bzzbzzbzz] Whoa!! What is…nnnggaaahhh. [Bzzbzzbzz] 'Pant, pant…' What the hell is that???

Oh... whoops... I guess the suit's main function must still be active. You know, happiness is very important to survival.

What!?

We’ll, there’s a reason we had that extra suit. It’s for the ship's designated pleasure girl. Lucky for you she didn’t show up, so its unoccupied. That suit is equipped with certain enhancements to help the wearer in their duties.

[BzzbzzbzzbzzbzzBZZZZZZZ] Mmmmmmm ohhh god!! Why does this have to feel so damn good? When..'pant, pant…' when can I take it off?

Oh we should be through this section of space in a month, two at the most. Unless we run into more trouble, then it could take considerably longer. OH HEY LOOK! We do have another regular suit, but uhh you seem to be enjoying that one. Do you want to keep wearing it?

[BzzbzzbzzBZZZZZZZ] God, I can't think!That sounds… all right. I can-nnngghh I can- [BzzbzzbzzBZZZZZZZ] Mmmmm AHHHH YESYESYYYYYEEESSSSSYESS!!!! Yessss, please moremoreMORE!

Oh good, pleasure suit it is then.