Share the Load

Babe, this is incredible. The baby's kicking!

What did I tell you? Isn’t it the most amazing feeling?

Yes! Oh my god, look! I think that was a foot!

Foot, elbow, entire head… Anything is possible with our little girl. She doesn't believe in sitting still. 

Yeah, I’m noticing…

And you really don’t mind doing this for me? I know you agreed, but it’s a lot to take on, even for an afternoon. If you want to switch back right now…

Hey, you’ve been carrying her for the last seven months. If I can give you even one night to rest then I-ooohff… sorry, that was a big one...then I want to do this for you.

Thank you, love. I promise to take care of your skinny, manly body for as long as we're swapped. 

You’d better, mister. 

…You know, you really do look incredible. I know you told me again and again that I was radiant while pregnant, but it was hard to believe until just now. You look like some kind of fertility goddess.

Ss..stop that. You’re gonna make blush. 

…so beautiful. My pregnant little wifey… all round and sexy. 

'Phew' Ok, you really should stop. I don’t know if it’s the pregnancy hormones or what but I’m starting to feel pretty warm here. 

…big round belly, swollen with our baby. Big round breasts, swelling with milk.  

Big round butt, packing on the weight. I know what you were complaining about now. I feel like a blimp.

A very sexy blimp…

I’m almost positive that’s not a compliment. 

Sorry, I’m feeling a little lightheaded myself. All the blood seems to be rushing to…other places. 

'Giggle' Oh really? Guess I’m not the only one ‘swelling’. Maybe...maybe I can take care of that problem for you. 

Seriously!?

Yeah I…can’t believe how much I want to...how much I want you. It's all I can think about. Please?

That's just...wow. I love you. 

I love you too. Now take me home and I'll show you just how much.