Anthony ‘The Angel’ Crowley owns and runs Heaven’s Gate, the most popular strip club in London.

The richest of the rich and Geopolitical figureheads make a point to visit his establishment to enjoy the view of his otherworldly beauties. Women, men, and others. Each dancer mesmerizing and ethereal. All forms of delight are available for those with the cash and influence to enjoy what’s on the menu.

But all is not what it seems. The Angel is a demon who runs a tight ship in his den of inequity. Collecting souls of his oblivious clientele, who are lost to sin and doomed to the fiery pits. Heaven lost the war and Hell now runs the show. Demons have enslaved what angels survived, with a few left in official roles to help manage the new influx of souls pouring into Hell and Purgatory. The ‘rehomed’ angels are made to suffer horribly at the hands of their masters, maimed and tormented at the whim of their owners.

Except for the angel dancers at Heaven’s Gate.

Crowley keeps his dancers safe and sound, as long as they keep their end of the deal. Some even enjoy their new life, far away from the stinging whips and bloodied blades. There’s drinking, dancing, debauchery in abundance and everyone knows their place. Everyone has a purpose again. It really is a tightly run ship.

Until an unruly principality from the offices of the souls department is thrown into Crowley’s lap. One who has discorporated five other masters before one ever laid a finger upon them. One who was smuggling human souls back to the doors of a closed heaven. One who figured out how to pick the gate’s lock. Crafty and unpredictable, suddenly Anthony ‘The Angel” Crowley’s smooth sailing ship is about to face a category 5 hurricane named Aziraphale!

Take THAT Danielle Steel!

Any of our darling writers interested? PLEASE?? There’s a ton of possibility of adding new OCs in the dancers, fun in figuring out how Aziraphale merked his masters, because you KNOW it was Sherlock level mysterious killings that baffled hell to the point of throwing him at Crowley and perhaps they’d hoped Aziraphale would also kill Crowley but instead…they fall hard for each other.

Ok! I’ll stop!