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Special Patreon Unlisted New Content - Episode 1

Look - there's no other way to say this - Geshcast is back. Phill bought some more shite and we look at that shite in this exclusive video.

This video is secret and unlisted for two weeks, as a TIMED exclusive for our Patrons. So don't be a wee dick.

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Supernatural Entertainment System - 2020 Christmas/Halloween Special

Look,  this is going up on Youtube as a video thing - and it's fancy - but the audio is also here for those with strange cares. 

THE VIDEO: https://youtu.be/LJA6HckR1F8

Thanks for supporting Geshcast this year when it has been the actual worst.

Please remember to Fright some Beefs.



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Which X-Mens are we? part 2

Of course, eagle-eared Readers will know that last episode, we found out which X-Mens Gavin was - but which X-Mans is Phillipses?


Listen to this, or simply don't!

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Which X-Man are we? - Part 1

We were bored so made something very quick and fun - with the best ones Gavin and Phill.

PLEASE enjoy it. Please man. 

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Supernatural Entertainment System Nightmare Nuptuals TIMED Exclusive Extra Episode

Look, LOOK! We're back and WRINGIN' for you to listen to this one. 

Phill brings a new game - and we answer your Questions!

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN LESS CARE PUT INTO THE EDITING ON THIS ONE.

Thanks for all the support, folks!

The Quadratic Brotherhood.

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Geshcast Reviews: Sonic the Hedgehog TIMED Exclusive Patreon show.

If you can believe it, we're moving into the world of CINEMA for a *chuckle* sideways glance at the film called Sonic is a Hedgehog. 

Thank you for your continued support!

SNES is back soon! 

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SNES: Beggin' for Inches - TIMED Exclusive Patreon Show

A genuine Festive Miracle (FM) has occurred! The Quadratic Brotherhood managed to get their SHIT together ONE MORE TIME and produce a FESTIVE FUNFEST mere moments before the deadline.

We want to say thanks to everyone who supports Geshcast Podcasts and please look forward to MORE in the new year. 

And remember - Without Geshcast, you're nothin'

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Supernatural Entertainment System TIMED Exclusive Patreon Episode 4 - Monks In The Mist

Can you imagine it? We're back with some (timed) exclusive content.

Marvel at the game we play! Thrill as we discuss all sorts of crap! 

Thank you for your continued support! It kinda means something to us almost.

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SNES S4E2 TIMED Exclusive Patreon Show: Home on the Strange

YEE-HAW! It's time to go literally insane at our latest TIMED exclusive Patreon show. 

Bumper Patreon Content (BPC)

Lots of very fun segments, YOUR questions and of course - the most important part - SUPERNATURAL THEATRE written by KRISTOFFER JOHN GEORGE CHALMERS.

Follow us on twitter www.twitter.com/geshcast

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SNES: GRAVEBOY ADVANCE EP1

We're back! We're RAUNCHIER than ever and we have TWENTY FIVE MINUTES of your QUESTIONS and TWO NEW SEGMENTS.

PHILL'S FUCKING COINCIDENCES

and

GAV'S SCARY IDEA.

Drink it up, folks.

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Cult of Geshcast: What WE leave behind - Timed Patreon Exclusive Episode

This is very exciting eh? Don't you think?

Just as Geshcast is evolving - it's time for our Initiates to similarly move to a higher plane of existence. I'd recommend listening to the full episode first before this one. 

I'm not here to tell you your business or how to absorb content because GOD KNOWS we're not that kinda podcast anymore.

Thanks for everything and all your support!

Please stay tuned for a NEW SHOW in the next coupla weeks - or don't. 

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Magnandos Timed Exclusive Episode

Hey everyone! Have a good time listening to this extra special Podcast!

How did we come up with a name like Magnandos? Listen and find out. Or don't bother. We couldn't care less.

Thanks,

GESHCAST

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Look - LISTEN! It's time for FILMS

So aye, the Live Show pretty much kicked our arse. Geshcast is in disarray right now. 

MORE TO COME but if we're being honest, we needed a short break.

Patreon is good fun but let me tell you, sometimes I just think...


...ah never mind.


Enjoy FILMS.

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BioHackers Patreon Exclusive TIMED Episode

This is pretty exciting, eh? One final message to you all before the LIVE show. 

ALL Patrons/Cult Members should listen to our instructions on this one - and make sure they're followed to the letter.

PREPARE THYSELF.


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Supernatural Entertainment System TIMED Exclusive Episode

We're back to fill your ears with scares! Some fun games and some heartfelt rubbish. Enjoy and have a good festive season, everyone - we love you to an extent.

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Supernatural Entertainment System (timed) PATREON EXCLUSIVE Episode

GET READY.

OR DON'T.

The Quadratic Brotherhood answer YOUR questions and discuss the nature/future of the show as a whole.

ENJOY!

OR DON'T.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE (TIMED) SPECIAL - Freemasonry DEEP DIVE

Here it is - your (timed) exclusive Patreon Special. You have a scant FORTNITE (very big right now) to absorb all the tasty morsels before this episode is placed on the main feed for PIs.

Hope you're good! 

Your pals,

Cult Of Geshcast

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Patreon EXCLUSIVE Episode 13 GUFF

KNEEL YOU DIRT CLODS!

Here is the extra show, listen or don't.

SOON you'll get ANOTHER episode with QUESTIONS and whatnot I guess? Maybe? Maybe it'll be a normal episode. Anyway.


Look anyway.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE EP: 12 - Christ Alive

 

This extra episode - lemme tell you. ILL CONCEIVED.

HELP THE CULT by submitting HOT TOP-X you’d like to see is discuss next episode.

Or don’t man, I don’t know what to tell you.

All the best for when it comes.

CoG

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COG Patreon Databurst 11: Jonestown

Okay look - not every show is going to have amazing backup features - but we DO answer YOUR questions and PROMISE some pretty...some pretty fuckin' wild things.


Enjoy it or don't.

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Patreon Exclusive Episode 10: Raëlianism

You lucky initiates! We're back!

What did we do in our longer-than-usual absence? That's literally none of your business but remember how incredibly generous we can be with our personal information - so get ready.


REMEMBER that we love all our initiates unless they remove their pledge.

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CoG Episode 9 PATREON EXCLUSIVE FUN

KNEEL!

Your dollop of additional audio gruel is here! This time we're reading romantic poetry submissions from our Initiates and Pre-Initiates for Valentines Day.

Did YOU submit a poem? Was yours deemed THE BEST? Listen and fun oot.

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CoG 8: Matamoros Extras

Well, look - 


These are the extras for our Matamoros special. We look at ANOTHER criminal organisation that employs SORCERY and we also talk frankly about your attitude.


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YULE LOVE THIS CONTENT

Sorry about the typo above, we're working on a new system.

In this special episode we call an old friend, discuss Christmas family traditions and ramble for a while, so I don't know what to tell ya.

Have a good one, folks! 

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MS - 13, extra bits and bobs

Hey did you like the episode, well here's a little more just being such a good patreon subscriber. 

There's so many secrets in this one that we were both like that, "whewweeee man".

Anyway enjoy.

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The Downer Episode

TICKLE ME!

It's your founders here, ready to deliver some juicy EXCLUSIVE content deemed TOO RAUNCHY for public consumption. We:

Learn some secret Cult Sex Techniques

Discuss really esoteric radio ads from West Central Scotland

Go over our current Cult Status in a segment we call Cult Status.

Get ready for our LIVE SHOW.

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We boldly went, now we're spent.

Haha remember when we said we'd have loads of good content on the Patreon show?

Well we absolutely do! Lots to discuss. 

Look. 

Okay so enjoy this or don't.

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Episode 3.5 Extras -

Things get hot-and-heavy at the compound, as your beloved founders discuss their most desired crew members from Star Trek history.

Look forward to even MORE exclusive content once the true EPISODE 4 hits in the near future.

Or don't. 

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New Exclusive Podcast for you!

Listen hey there,

We've created some more exclusive behind the scenes, too hot for TV, too cool for skool, too tight to be right content for you our most loyal listeners.

Remember to perform your duties and use the hashtag COGLOVE

Find out what subject we're tackling next

New ideas are born

Best friends become even closer

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COMMUNITY GRUT BOARD


We will soon break our silence and bestow EPISODE THREE upon PIs and Is alike. As a reward for your initiation, we'll be performing a new section called ROLL CALL where we will thank each of you. If you do not wish to be mentioned (once we have more influence, WE will dictate societal norms) please say so here. We will tolerate no other discussion or messaging in this post. 

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