Have some very polite “pinkies up” sex! Which is oddly how I feel the very first time would go.
Added 2025-06-30 23:39:20 +0000 UTCThe second would be insane, balls to the walls, caterwauling at the top of their lungs, hump fest.
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this is ridiculously cute.
Sheena Leversedge Wood
2025-07-02 23:12:34 +0000 UTC"I take vitamins" "I do yoga" Guys... You're immortal. And silly.
Thx4thfsh
2025-07-02 11:26:13 +0000 UTC"Again?" "Absolutely, thank you." And then they have the smuttiest smutty sex there is. It's canon. If you look up 'Innocent Horny', you'll see their picture.
Slytherat
2025-07-02 08:48:55 +0000 UTCWould you lead us to such fics?😍
Gleafer
2025-07-02 04:40:30 +0000 UTCCan we have a look at the second, please? For science?
ViviAlbertoni
2025-07-02 01:11:10 +0000 UTCTheir gazes, they are so damn cute and I bet they don't have a clue about that fact 🥹🥹😍😂 and it fits absolutely perfect to them 😌🔥
Susu Laing
2025-07-01 21:20:50 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, that sounds indeed amazingly hot in all its oddly glory 😳🤭🫣🔥🔥
Susu Laing
2025-07-01 21:19:17 +0000 UTCI've read fanfics that are like this.
Raven333
2025-07-01 17:24:42 +0000 UTCRight before they come... "After you..." "No. I insist. After you..." (Ten intense minutes later) 🌊
LibraEarth
2025-07-01 15:35:16 +0000 UTCAww 🥰 they’re SO cute with each other ‘Do you always speak Latin when you come?’ ‘Oh dear me! I hadn’t realised I did! Do you always mention Alpha Centauri?’ ‘Oh god, did I? Nope that was the first time. Must be the effect you have on me Angel!’ Next episode…. ‘Take me! Bend me in half and f me like the slut I am!’ Ehheee
Nicola Coxon
2025-07-01 13:50:51 +0000 UTCINDEEEEED
Gleafer
2025-07-01 13:42:22 +0000 UTCCuties!!!
Laura267
2025-07-01 13:27:07 +0000 UTC" Achingly sweet, sincere, awkward boning" is definitely my head canon for their first time.
Amelia Blake
2025-07-01 12:58:27 +0000 UTCOh, yes! ra-THER!
Marie Curious
2025-07-01 11:51:02 +0000 UTCAbsolutely agree this is how the first time would go. They're such silly Lil Guy-Shaped Beings.
Andrea N.
2025-07-01 08:28:42 +0000 UTCAwwww they are so silly and cute! 🥺
Bo 🌈
2025-07-01 08:08:41 +0000 UTCI love this!!
DarcyDoesComedy (50_Shades_of_Octarine)
2025-07-01 07:03:49 +0000 UTCGawd, I love this 😁😁😁
lydiablackblade
2025-07-01 06:08:12 +0000 UTCTheir puppy eyes at each other! 😍😍
Tygerlily
2025-07-01 06:00:41 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣 so refreshing though! Might be prim but they're saying what they want! Lol vitamins!
Briskie
2025-07-01 05:50:54 +0000 UTCLmao this is definitely how canon them would do it for the first time
xmusiclover
2025-07-01 05:43:16 +0000 UTCAs a suppository!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 03:49:19 +0000 UTCThank you!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 03:48:09 +0000 UTCAw hahahahaha! In between my Let’s Get Porny post we’ll have Pinkies Up polite railing!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 03:27:54 +0000 UTCBecause you can hear the dialogue in their voices!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 03:27:13 +0000 UTCPlaid leg warmers.
JaadaMae
2025-07-01 03:26:54 +0000 UTCIt’s so polite! So very British and prim and proper! … but now I need to see the multivitamin routine. Does Crowley just snort it off the counter? And does Aziraphale do the traditional Indian yoga or the new white girl stuff? Does he wear leg warmers? I bet he wears leg warmers.
JaadaMae
2025-07-01 03:26:44 +0000 UTCThis feels very book-canonical and I'm enjoying it so much for that
Laura J Shapiro
2025-07-01 03:26:00 +0000 UTCOMG!!! Why did this make me laugh harder than I have at any of the other completely fabulous comics of the past like...month? Perfection!
LaudaddySmitten
2025-07-01 03:18:17 +0000 UTCFive panels of this?
Suzanne Pfonne
2025-07-01 03:15:42 +0000 UTCIt's either this or they don't leave the bedroom for weeks, nothing in between. Probably a combination of both. This is very ace/inhuman beings friendly, though.
Christine Materi
2025-07-01 02:49:54 +0000 UTCHa!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 02:47:52 +0000 UTCHahaha yes, this is 200% accurate
Jayde
2025-07-01 02:45:37 +0000 UTCOmg this is adorbs 😍
Dragonfire42
2025-07-01 02:40:16 +0000 UTCOh, I agree the 2nd round would the loud and rowdy, but they would still be frightfully British the morning after!
Susan Montgomery
2025-07-01 02:34:04 +0000 UTC...Humpfest next time you say. Drawing or it didn't happen. 😏
Sharyn Booth
2025-07-01 02:25:38 +0000 UTCBall gag comes out in the third time to stop Crowley using Aziraphale as a chew toy but he eats the ball gag too.
Shelly
2025-07-01 02:08:48 +0000 UTCI love those idiots 😂
Hine
2025-07-01 01:56:12 +0000 UTCAgreed!! This is new territory for them after all. Their first time would absolutely be hella awkward and hella sweet. But then all bets are off. This is so cute. ☺️
texacilian
2025-07-01 01:43:30 +0000 UTCAwwwwww 💞🥰💞🥰🥰🥰
Furia
2025-07-01 01:26:59 +0000 UTCThey’re just too cute 🥰
espresso_six_shots
2025-07-01 01:25:32 +0000 UTCWell you can't leave us hanging about that second round!
Comicgeekery
2025-07-01 01:11:53 +0000 UTCBahahaha I love it! It totally reminds me of the perfectly polite 😊 'after you' after Azi's officious 'Foul Fiend' ... come to think of it, the camera DOES zoom in to only their top halves at the end of Azi's foul fiend dialogue 🤔😜😈
Zesty Llama
2025-07-01 01:04:09 +0000 UTCI just spit out my tea. Good form, very canonical of them! 🤣👏
ElysiumLeo
2025-07-01 01:02:29 +0000 UTCI love that the pillowcases match Az's bowtie, among other things.
Dina
2025-07-01 00:57:18 +0000 UTCSo polite 😊
Stacey Hayes
2025-07-01 00:51:59 +0000 UTCLololol!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 00:40:35 +0000 UTCOnly the most proper coitus for these two!
GoodWhovian_14
2025-07-01 00:34:40 +0000 UTCI wonder if they came together or if there was lots of "after you" and "no no, after YOU, I insist" 🤣
Azalia
2025-07-01 00:31:42 +0000 UTCVery polite and gracious!
Gleafer
2025-07-01 00:26:17 +0000 UTC🥰❤️
Gleafer
2025-07-01 00:25:59 +0000 UTCNow I want to know if Aziraphale said brace yourself darling like the old English joke.
SunsetRider85
2025-07-01 00:21:33 +0000 UTCThe perfect politeness…this is hilarious 😆
KaeRaeSketches
2025-07-01 00:20:07 +0000 UTCThis is so delightful, and just the little positivity I needed today. Thank you! Aziraphale would absolutely call it “relations” too 😉👌🏻😂🥰❤️🔥🫖 You’re always so careful with the details too, like how their hair goes from perfectly coiffed to messy 👏🏻
Apidistra 🌿
2025-07-01 00:19:01 +0000 UTCWhat is this? Especially after I opened the Dominatrix Tracy offering this morning in the LINE AT THE POST OFFICE! What was I even thinking? Honestly, I love the cute, cuddly, sweet versions of them as much as the sexy ones. Hell, I love anything you do, Gleafer. It's too late for me now. 💖
Spectral
2025-07-01 00:16:05 +0000 UTCLove them
AssortedChaos
2025-07-01 00:06:43 +0000 UTCI take vitamins 😆 You know there was quite a bit of please, PLEASE, and Thank you’s going on too. ❤️🔥
AMagnificentObsession
2025-07-01 00:04:01 +0000 UTCI love the idea that Aziraphale politely says "Aym Arriving Dear" at the critical moment 🍆💦
Jayne Doe
2025-06-30 23:56:40 +0000 UTCThis is adorable 🥰
artemis (ineffable critter)
2025-06-30 23:55:54 +0000 UTCI can't knock the good communication
Amber Bard
2025-06-30 23:54:15 +0000 UTCThis is spiffing. 💕
Jem
2025-06-30 23:51:05 +0000 UTCCrowley takes vitamins? Yeah you know he takes that Vitamin D! 💊
bluberryfields
2025-06-30 23:51:03 +0000 UTCThey are so adorable! Bet you're right about the second time too 😈😇🎆
Elizabeth
2025-06-30 23:48:31 +0000 UTCThis is canon now
Handy_Ginger
2025-06-30 23:46:24 +0000 UTCPerfectly gentlemanly!
Gleafer
2025-06-30 23:44:22 +0000 UTCBest soundtrack for such tomfoolery!
Gleafer
2025-06-30 23:43:18 +0000 UTC🥹 I love it! 🥰
Ineffable Celestial Empress
2025-06-30 23:43:07 +0000 UTC*falls over giggling*
DulcimerGecko
2025-06-30 23:42:49 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣❤️👌
BlackcatCompanion
2025-06-30 23:42:40 +0000 UTCIt was tickety-boo 👌
Chell
2025-06-30 23:42:23 +0000 UTCLook at them. They’re so cute, I cannot. Love em filthy and love em proper
Kristina Sanchez
2025-06-30 23:42:01 +0000 UTCHumpfest with "Yakety Sax" playing
GothMaudra
2025-06-30 23:41:26 +0000 UTCAzi does yoga? Good for him.
mageofthepeople
2025-06-30 23:41:26 +0000 UTCHow is it possible that I love them more?? 😍 FYI, as a Virgo, this is how sex SHOULD be, tyvm!
Nell
2025-06-30 23:41:22 +0000 UTCI love
Mishter Goose
2025-06-30 23:40:21 +0000 UTC
