New Dewey Decimal System
Added 2023-01-28 02:42:09 +0000 UTCThis concept had been sitting on my hard drive for over two months.
I've always wondered what would happen to the books on the lower shelves if the librarian continued to grow bigger and bigger. Now I know. You have to admit that librarians have a certain allure.
In the library, books on shelf
Lived a librarian, proud of herself
She loved to read and loved to eat
Her ass grew each day bit by bit.
As her hips spread, so did her fame
For patrons came, to see her name
And when they whispered, "She's so huge! No mistake."
She smiled, and inhaled another slice of cake.
For in her heart, she knew the way
That books and food, were her fate to sway.
And so she'll grow big and fat
Forever the librarian, in her beloved land.
