NEW POLL! "Jenny from the Block" vs. "Glamorous"
Added 2023-03-25 01:15:32 +0000 UTCPop divas in the '00s want you to know that they're still real! They keep it real! But who keeps it realer, Jennifer Lopez's "Jenny from the Block" or Fergie's "Glamorous"?
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It actually sounds nice and supportive, like if she's broke, she can crash on her parent's couch
Lazurit
2023-04-12 14:38:21 +0000 UTCI think KRS-One would have let Brooklyn have Jenny from the Block. It's pretty lame. Glamourous is kitschy, and kinda fun. Also, it has Ludacris, shout out to Ludacris. Shows up, does the job, and seems like a good dude, thanks Luda!
Yurple
2023-04-10 09:01:42 +0000 UTCI always like that it sounded like Fergie was telling us that the knowledge passed down to her by her dad was “If you ain’t got no money, take your broke ass home.”
Andrew Gaug
2023-04-09 20:29:23 +0000 UTC"Jenny from the Block" sounds much much better than Fergie spelling through a coke haze and Ludacris ending lines by speaking into a PVC pipe. Besides, there's something endearing in Jennifer Lopez's repeated and futile attempts at convincing people she's just a normal person. "C'mon you guys! My beginnings are so humble! I danced behind sooo many Wayanses!". Say what you will about her singing or her acting, but she's truly trying her darnedest at mentioning she's from the Bronx
Gal Hazor
2023-03-29 22:23:16 +0000 UTCI don't think either of these songs actually do a good job making the case that their singers are 'real'. To be honest I'm not even sure 'Glamorous' is trying to, it's seems it's more selling the fantasy of being rich without letting it change you, which means it's way more fun than the overly defensive 'Jenny from the Block'
randomguy
2023-03-29 11:12:00 +0000 UTCDoes anyone remember Weebl and Bob because that's forever replaced the lyrics in my mind as "don't be fooled by the pies that we got, I'm still I'm still Weebl, this is Bob"
giascle
2023-03-25 10:10:32 +0000 UTC
