To the Moon! - Tulip Mania #3 - EXTRA HISTORY
Added 2022-05-20 17:31:00 +0000 UTCHaarlem 1636! It's time to go to the Tulip College and INVEST! We'll be buying up tulip contracts to sell to the next highest bidder! And then they sell the contract... and it gets sold again, and everyone gets rich in the process? I'm sure nothing could go wrong with this.
Did we get something wrong in our video? Then why not submit YOUR question for our "Tulip Mania" Lies episode HERE
Missed an Episode?
Part 1 - NFTs (Non-Fungible Tulips) | Part 2 - Farming Gold I Part 3 - To The Moon I Part 4 - Release Date: 5/28/2022 I Part 5 - Release Date: 6/4/2022 I Lies - Release Date: 6/18 /2022 I Music - Release Date: 6/18 /2022
Like the art? Download the 4k Wallpapers you see below!
Comments
At last ~ the EH crew acknowkledge the superior intellect of them who moo! 1362 In the of England, the First Hopped Beer in England is Imported from Amsterdam into Great Yarmouth. 1400 In the Kingdom of England, Geoffrey Chaucer Writes “The Canterbury Tales” in a Tavern, a Space where a Knight can Rub Shoulders with a Miller, Nuns, a Pardoner, and a Wife of Bath, he is Reflecting the Reality of his Time: Taverns are a Secular Space where, by Tradition, Class Distinctions are set aside and People can Speak Freely. This not only makes it a Congregation Space to Rival that of Churches ~ and Clerics Frequently Complain about People Spending more Time on a Bench in a Tavern than on their Knees Praying in a Chapel ~ it is also a Political Centre, One that can be used to Criticise the Crown and Engage in Sedition. 1428 In the Kingdom of France, King Philip V of France Outlaws Duke Charles of Bar, Effectively Annexing the Duchy, and Invades Lorraine. The Holy Roman Empire is neither United enough nor Peaceful enough to Drive the French out Completely. In the Kingdom of England, by this Date, Hops are being Planted, and Grown, in England. The English, at First, are Distrustful of Hopped Beer, which they Consider Repulsive, Unhealthy, and a Drink for Foreigners, while Unhopped, Fermented Ale is best for them. 1431 In the Khmer Empire, the Kingdom of Siam Invades the Khmer Empire. 1612 In the , a Nationally Funded Fleet comes to Assert Control over the Presumably Spanish ~ Loyalist City of San Augustin. Instead, the People of Discover something much more Pitiful. City of San Augustin is in an Awful of Disrepair due to Years of Neglect. Sight of Impoverished Spaniards and their Failed City Moves the at an Emotional Level and they Promise to Rebuild as One of the and Intellectual of the New World. 1637 10th February In the United Kingdoms of The Netherlands, for the First Time, nobody Turns up to a Routine Tulip Auction in Haarlem, North Holland, which is Experiencing a Bout of Bubonic Plague at the Time. The Existence of the Plague may have helped Create a Culture of Fatalistic Risk ~ taking which may have Allowed the Speculation to Skyrocket in the First Place. Over the next Two Weeks, the Downturn Spreads, and Prices across the UKN, and not just the very Fine and Rare Individual Varieties, like the Viceroy and Semper Augustus, which are out of Reach for the vast Majority of People, but also the more Ordinary Varieties, even though Sold by the Pound. In the United Kingdoms of The Netherlands, Artist Hendrik Gerritsz Pot Paints Wagon of Fools, Depicting the Greco ~ Roman Goddess of Flowers and the Season of Spring, Flora, her Arms Laden with Tulips, Riding a Wagon Flying a Flag Emblazened with a Tulip, Followed by Money changers, Tipplers, and the Two ~ Faced Goddess Fortuna, into the Sea, where they all Drown. The Image of Flora will often be used in Images of the Tulip Mania, Depicting her as both Bewitching and Enticing, but also Greedy and Fickle, leaving her Worshippers with nothing. 1640 In the Duchy of Burgundy, a Succession of Armies from Aquitaine and almost fully Funded by a now Heavily Indebted Aragon Invade the Duchy of Burgundy to Break the “Savoy Road” while France Struggles to hold both England and Luxembourg Back from Approaching Paris. In the United Kingdoms of The Netherlands, Luxembourgise Artist Jan Brueghel the Younger Paints A Satire of Tulip Mania, Depicting Speculators as Brainless Monkeys in Contemporary Upper Class Dress as a Metaphor for Foolishness, with Hordes of the Animals Pooing on Tulip Traders and Weeing all over their Bulbs.
Martin Verran
2022-06-24 16:00:34 +0000 UTCHoly Cow! ;)
Extra History
2022-05-23 22:15:59 +0000 UTCWe were looking at our cow cam [yes, we put CCTV in the cow shed!] on Sunday and someone noticed something that hadn't been there last week...when we went to find out what it was, it turned out we had gone from two cows to four ~ two bull calves, born between Sunday and Mooooonday night respectively.
Martin Verran
2022-05-20 17:40:15 +0000 UTC
![NovelAI_FUN[AI]](https://xaiju.com/istorage/56472.jpg)
