Chapter 69: Kill, kill, kill!
Added 2025-09-16 15:08:49 +0000 UTC"This initial map should have been made by Bronya."
There is no verbal prompt at all, but through a series of simple and clever level designs, players can understand some basic or extended operations, and you can vaguely see the shadow of the previous Alahato.
After jumping onto several raised platforms in succession and killing several buzzing bugs with the sword in mid-air, Sirin had an almost unimpeded journey. She even narrowly avoided a small trap set by Bronya - a small bug that suddenly appeared at the point where the little knight jumped.
Sirin almost got furious because of the small monster's health loss, so she turned around and chopped the small bug down with two swords.
"Just like this, you still want to sneak attack my lady Sirin?!"
An extremely smug expression appeared on her face and she began to utter sarcasm. It was obvious that she was a little inflated.
Soon, a patch of spikes on the ground blocked Sirin's way. After trying several times, Sirin found that she couldn't reach the other side by jumping alone. Everyone opened their eyes wide and put their hands on the keyboard to watch the joke of the pufferfish. Unexpectedly, Sirin glanced at the barrage with disdain and said confidently: "Ha, don't underestimate my dozens of times of research on the promotional video!!!"
Having said that, Sirin jumped again without hesitation, and then slashed down quickly when the knight was about to land on the spikes.
There was only a crisp sound of ding.
The little knight's body flew up directly due to the reaction force of the bone nails and spikes. Then, a series of ding ding ding sounds were heard, and Sirin controlled the little knight to reach the other side very smoothly.
"This is technology, understand?"
The corners of his mouth were raised, showing the demeanor of a master.
[It's broken, she installed it. 】
[Tsk, how come it’s over? I came here to see this? ]
[Tsk, it's so hard to pass a novice level. ]
......
Without paying any attention to the negative and positive comments in the comments, Sirin was filled with pride and completely inflated.
She controlled the little knight forward and soon split open a stone gate. Bright light shone on the little knight, and she also passed through the gate and came to a declining town called Dirtmouth.
The only insect elder in the town welcomed the little knight and told him the background story of this world just like the village chief of the novice village in every RPG game.
"The prosperous insect dynasty, unknown changes, the disappearance of insect people, the breath of madness, the satisfaction of desires, the tomb, and the seal in the initial CG..."
While watching the plot attentively, Sirin extracted what she thought was the key information. Her meticulous look made the audience feel a little expectant.
Could it be possible that Sirin could really see something in such a short time?
Letting the little knight sit on the amulet chair and ignoring the pop-up interface, Sirin frowned and closed her eyes. She opened them dozens of seconds later and looked at the screen seriously.
Just when everyone thought Sirin would have some brilliant ideas, a somewhat annoyed voice sounded: "What is this Riddler plot? I don't understand it."
[I don't understand why you are pretending to be a bull demon!! ]
[I thought the pufferfish had become smarter, but I was overthinking it. ]
......
“Tsk.”
Smacking her lips in dissatisfaction, Sirin closed the empty amulet interface and ran directly to the right. Soon, she fell from a vertical well into a new map called "Forgotten Crossroads".
"Although I don't know what the plot of this game is about, and what I should do next, but!"
Sirin's face turned serious, she picked up the bone nail and rushed towards the monster that appeared on the map.
"All I know is that I'm going to go on a killing spree!!!"
Kill the little stinging insect!
Kill the little beetle!
Kill the little flying insect!
Unicorn beetle, kill!
Heaven created all things and insects, but insects have nothing and heaven has nothing. Kill kill kill kill kill kill!
Kill the monsters! Kill the obstacles! Kill the small bosses!
Even the sharp spikes that passed by would be hit by two bone nails.
The crisp sound of "ding ding ding" continued, and one "orange juice" after another exploded on the screen.
What Hallownest, what kingdom? As long as I, the little knight, kill everyone here, all the problems will no longer be a problem!
But as the killing went on, Sirin suddenly froze.
She looked at the map in front of her, which seemed to have been walked through before, and asked doubtfully: "Have you walked through this place just now?"
I subconsciously looked to the upper left corner, but found that there was nothing there.
It was at this moment that she realized that this game seemed to have no minimap.
bug?
No, with the level of these two people, there would not be such an obvious mistake, so is it a feature of the game?
Was the minimap deleted to deepen the exploration element?
As she thought about it, Sirin simply gave up thinking.
Why bother with so much? As long as she can chop all the movable objects on the map into orange juice, she will find the way forward sooner or later!
Keep killing!!
Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room praised Miss Puffer for being not only brainless but also having small breasts.
She moved forward very quickly, except for the occasional mistake that would cause Sirin to lose some blood, but this blood would be replenished quickly. It was not until she met the fake knight that Sirin stopped for a while.
The huge size compared to the little knight calmed Sirin's inflated heart a little, but after a few attempts Sirin figured out the fake knight's attack pattern.
Soon, she swung the bone nails and moved forward to fight with the false knight.
This novice boss was basically not difficult, and many people could pass it with one life. Although she was only left with one drop of blood in the end due to her greed, she still managed to live up to her previous boast.
Just when Sirin thought she could keep moving forward, she encountered the second boss.
Brooding Mawlek.
Recalling the difficulty of the first boss, Sirin swung the bone nail forward with confidence, but looking at her health bar that returned to zero within twenty seconds, Sirin fell silent.
No, shouldn't the difficulty between bosses be linear?
Not to mention that one life was passed, but at least it made her evenly matched and gave her some sense of participation, right?
Looking at the orange juice shells scattered all over the sky, Sirin suddenly felt like she couldn't play anymore, and was sent away by Mawlek in a few moves.
Of course, this didn't make Sirin feel too bad. She was just slapped in the face for her boasting. It was okay. She had long been used to it. As long as she played the ostrich and didn't go...
"Um?"
Looking at the screen, when she realized that she would need to run the map again after the knight's death, the doubts that came out of her mouth subconsciously revealed the waves in her heart.
If this was still within the range that she could barely tolerate, when she came here again and again and was sent home by Mawlek again and again, her mentality eventually became a little unbalanced.
Half an hour later, Sirin felt that she was just one step away, but her defense was finally broken when Mawlek leaped up and sat her down on her back.
"No, this game is sick!!!"
At this moment, the smile on Sirin's face finally shifted to the faces of the audience.
[Host, don't be sad. Let me tell you a joke. Just now a pufferfish said that he could clear the level with one life, but now he has become autistic after being beaten. Do you think it's funny? ]