Guide for BRATWATCH.

The game is rendered and uploading. I'll do it several times, so the process will be LONG. In the meanwhile, I'm making a full guide, so that it's easier

Elmo Dick Vanderbilt III: The main character.

He is Spankytown's major son and heir. You've already known him as his dad. His dad was the first spanked dude in Harley's Sorebum Dice. 

And you also met Elmo Dick in the first game I made, The Quest for Spankytown... He was the guy from The Bullies Gang who made Melvin's life very difficult. Now, he was redesigned as an albino.

Very few things we know about Elmo Dick, except that he's the horniest dude in the Spankingverse, sharing the first place with the little Prince. However, as Elmo's looks are far more attractive than Melvin, he doesn't need to behave like a naughty little perv all the time.

GAME'S MAIN OBJECTIVE

Getting to Lapsaria, the Island of Pleasure, is Elmo's only objective. That's why he goes to Spankytown Bay every time he's not absorbed by his abusive sisters, dreaming to reach the mythical Lapsaria and enjoy everlasting pleasure with a ton of horny girls that inhabit Lapsaria's sanctuary. Legends say that men must reach Lapsaria by swimming to access the sanctuary, or be guided by an extraordinary lady. Elmo is a good athlete, but his skills won't be enough to get to Lapsaria. Therefore, the only way will be through an extraordinary lady.

Spankella Tushlasher, Scarlet Swatstorm and Queen Harl's are the extraordinary ladies who can get Elmo to Lapsaria. But it won't be that easy, as Elmo will have to please each one of their nasty desires.

Scarlett Swatstorm, the Ghost Pirate.

Scary, stern, and with a very strong personality. However, she's the most transparent and the easiest to please. She knows exactly what she wants, and has a meticulous order of how things happen. You won't have any trouble to finish her quests.

Spankella Tushlasher, the Last Siren.

Mysterious and emotional. Pleasing her would be even easier than Scarlett, if you could understand her...

Queen Harl's, the iron mafia lady who rules Spankytown from the shadows.

Inspired in the known anti-heroine from the comics, she will be the hardest by far. Completely crazy, chaotic and brutal, she changes her mind unexpectedly and it would make it difficult to know what she wants.

SYSTEM AND MECHANICS.

 You will have to swim Elmo across the sea to find the 3 ladies, and interact with them to know how they want to be sexually pleased. As Elmo isn't a skilled lover, he would need to get some magical items that will turn him into Don Giovanni. The only way to get those sexual magic items is buying them at the beach's store, that only accepts "rare" coins Elmo can't get from daddy's wallet. Once you get the item and swim towards the lady who asked for it, you instantly please her and finish the quest. No dice, luck tokens or anything else.

HOW TO GET RARE COINS.

1. Finding a treasure in the sea

2. Being spanked by any of the 3 extraordinary ladies

Until now, the game looks like piece of cake. Now, let's go to the big obstacles you will find.

DROWNING

 Elmo has 5 energy states: Tireless, Good, Regular, Feeble and Running Low on battery. The first 3 are safe. There's a very low chance he drowns being Feeble, and a very high chance he drowns when he's Running Low on Battery. Every swim consumes 1 energy point and takes you to the first lower position. It you swim against the current, it takes double. If you swim with the current, it doesn't consume any energy. Interacting with a lady consumes 1 energy. Pleasing a lady or being spanked by her, will consume 2-3 energy points. So, it will be common to drown after interacting with a lady.

Drowning will immediately make you lose the effects of all magical items you bought and can also lead to losing ALL YOUR MONEY, so that's something you wouldn't like to happen! There are 2 ways of avoid drowning.

1. Drinking Spanktorade or eating Magical Algae.

These are items that randomly appear. Spanktorade raise energy 1 to 2 points. Magic Algae raise energy to the top, or drop it one point.

2. Playing Dead

 This one increases your energy from 1 to 2 points. Doing it once is safe. From the second, third and so on, the chances of getting caught by the baywatchers increase dramatically.

THE BAYWATCHERS

 Erika and Alexandra are very concerned about your safety. They will save your life, but at the same time, they will be your main obstacle to reach Lapsaria. No matter if they save you from drowning or catch you Playing Dead, they will take away any magic item you have and can also take away all your money. Let's imagine you bought the item Spankella needs, but you can't find her quickly. You play dead for a third time, but Erika catches you. She will take you to the beach, spank you (which will be lovely), but you will lose Spankella's item and if you're low on money, you will have to get money again, buy the item and pray you don't have to play dead many times once again, and be caught once again without reaching the lovely siren.

LAPSARIA

To get to Lapsaria you will need to get to level 3. Each lady has 1 or 2 quests per level and once you complete them all, you get to next level. The game gets more interesting on level 2 (harder and longer spankings) and pretty wild on level 3. Once you complete each lady's quests on level 3, that lady takes you to Lapsaria where she will reveal her "alter ego", and you will get the best scenes full of pleasure. To finish the game and get the ULTIMATE REWARD, you must go to Lapsaria with all 3 ladies.

THE ONE & ONLY TIP

TAKE YOUR TIME, READ CAREFULY, AND DON'T SKIP TEXTS!

Unlike The Brave Knight, I put a lot of instructions during the game, and reminders that might be very helpful or even critical to finish each quest. The way can be like this. You swim to any lady, interact with her to see what she wants. Always the first interaction will be a failed try to please her. Then a text that will tell you which item you need to buy will be displayed. If you skip this text, you might be lost and will need to repeat again the same failed interaction. The item names are related to the action, and for me, it's very obvious. But maybe it won't be for you, and that's why I added all those tips. There are also other texts with tips to prevent drowning.

So this is it.

The game takes 9 hours to upload, and as I said, I will do this several times, with different passwords each. Siths will be the first batch in this long uploading process...