The veil is thinning, the candles are lit, and The Petty Pumpkin Patch is officially entering its most haunted era yet. October’s Patreon Exclusives are brewing up possession, bloodlust, and a touch of witchcraft, with some pumpkin spice-scented nostalgia on the side. The tricks are wicked… but the treats? The treats are even better. 🎃🕯️🩸
🆓 FREE TIER —
HUGE HALLOWEEN HAUL + PATREON MAIL UNBOXING + IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN (1966)
It’s a triple treat this month, Pumpkins! The Great Pumpkin has risen, and so have our online shopping receipts & PO BOX notifications! 🎁🎃💌
🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN (2014)
Possession? Dementia? Found footage? Whatever it is… Deborah’s taking us through it 😵💫📹💀 (Live NOW!) 🚨
☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — BLADE (1998)
We're so excited to be hosting more Vampires on the channel! This is one of our most recommended first time reactions!🩸🕶️🗡️
👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998)
There’s a little witch in all of us… and this month, we’re stirring up sisterhood, spells, and sapphic subtext 💋✨🔮
🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #27: Spooky Season Chaos Report
Behind the scenes at Petty Pumpkins HQ as we juggle ghosts, goblins, and glitter, because October is our Super Bowl 🏈👻💅
Thank you, Pumpkins, for helping our little coven grow. Every sprouting vine, every like, every laugh... you're the real magic keeping this cauldron bubbling! 🖤🎃
MedusaOblongata
2025-10-12 15:02:26 +0000 UTCJoshua Scott
2025-10-11 20:08:55 +0000 UTCMorgan Sanders
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