Petty Pumpkins

THE OTHERS ARE HERE! THEY SAY THIS HOUSE IS THEIRS!

🖤 Pumpkins, The Others have taken over the channel! From hiding behind curtains to fully claiming this space as theirs, we must give them a moment to shine before they fade away into the shadows. Shhh don't bother mummy, she's gone mad and honestly, so have we. Help us spread the message! 🕯️🕸️

Comment, like, hype, stream, scream—the séance is just beginning! Help us push The Others out because this house is ours! We're not dead! 👻

JOURNEY INTO PAN'S LABYRINTH WITH US!

🌿 The trees are whispering, the mandrakes are burning, Ofelia is the Princess for which the Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! 👑 We finally watched PAN’S LABYRINTH for the first time and oh my… we were NOT prepared for the drama and trauma this forest holds just behind its little gate 🗝️🩸 Our reaction to PAN'S LABYRINTH was available exclusively on Patreon, but we've decided it's finally time to un-vault the pale man and unleash him onto the channel 👀 2026-01-13 20:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post

WHITE CHICKS (2004) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We traveled back to the early 2000's with our nose prosthetics, wigs and tiddies glued down tight in this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST TIME WATCH) of WHITE CHICKS where the chicks are white (kinda), the gags are plentiful and we were so fricking pissed when it was over, BUT now we get to share this incredibly (dated) but funny movie with you! So click play... or don't... but be prepared for us to totally throw a B.F!

MEET US ON VACATION!

Hey Pumpkins, we hope your bags are packed because we're about to travel the world with a couple of hopeless romantic hotties! This was such a fun, fresh romcom that had us in our feels and serves as the perfect starter for all the content coming your way in 2026!

Please help us get this video out there with a comment, like, hype, stream, scream—yes, we're still screaming over Tom Blyth's skinny-dipped, moonlit ass. Let's start 2026 off right—with a vacation (and a hit video)!!! 2026-01-11 15:26:46 +0000 UTC View Post

PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION (2026) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We packed our bags for a first-time watch of PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION and what a magical journey it was! ✈️🌍💛
From summer traditions to years of yearning and unspoken feelings, this story is a love letter to finding your way back to your person—the one who feels like home. If you love slow-burn friends-to-lovers stories that leave you with warm fuzzies and a hopeful heart, this one is for you! 🧳 🏖️

(Also, check out the book by Emily Henry—it's a blast...

HE'D NEVER SEEN 13 GOING ON 30 - SO WE WATCHED IT FOR HIS 30TH BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday, Wes and welcome to the Jenna Rink fan club!

Pumpkins, let's party over on Youtube with this fun little edit of 13 Going on 30! A first time watch for Wes as he turns 30 and a first time rewatch for Chey (who watched it at 13)

This is such a special video to us and we can't wait to hear your thoughts over on YouTube.Please give the video a like, comment, hype, stream, scream—yes, we'd be screaming too if we aged 17 years overnight—let's do this cake day right!...

THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WES!

Our Pumpkin King is celebrating his 30th birthday today—let's show him some love! 💖

His sparkle never fades, and his heart is always full. I'm so happy to know him. I've spent over a decade of birthdays with him, but this one feels different, special, empowering. He's always growing, learning, spreading joy—teaching us how to do so as well. So here's to the boy who shines so bright with a beating heart that's razzle red ❤️✨

13 GOING ON 30 (2004) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (FOR WES' 30th BIRTHDAY!!!)

✨This reaction is extra special to us. Chey first watched ✨13 GOING ON 30✨the year it came out… (the year he turned 13) And today? Wes is turning 30 and watching it for the very first time! 🥹✨
✨A wish, some Razzles, and a whole lot of heart. This reaction is pure nostalgia, birthday magic, and those growing-up feelings all wrapped in an early 2000's bow. If you love rom-coms, coming-of-age moments, and a little spar...

LITTLE WOMEN HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CHANNEL!

❄️📖 Our first-time reaction to LITTLE WOMEN is now live on YouTube. You can expect yearning, tears, dramatic sighs, and the quiet realization that this story has permanently changed us.

Please like, comment, hype, stream, scream—it can be agonizingly beautiful at (all) times. Help us spread a little merriment this new year ✨

WHICH PATREON-EXCLUSIVE SHOULD WE EDIT FOR YOUTUBE NEXT POLL!!!

Hi Pumpkins!

We're running a poll on YouTube to determine which Patreon-exclusive reaction from the vault we should edit and release for YouTube! Let us know what you think!

(3 of these options in the poll are in the $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier and will be lowered into the $5 Party Pumpkin tier if they win!) Make your voice heard!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

JANUARY 2026 UPCOMING CONTENT!

Happy New Year Pumpkins!! We're so excited to kick off another year of fun with y'all 🤗 here's what we have up our sleeve for the first month of 2026!

Shows:

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (first-time watch): premieres 1/18. Not quite sure what to make of this show but we're still excited!! 🗡️

Fallout season 2 (reaction): Going to get the first half to y'all after episode 4 drops and then the rest after the finale...

NOSFERATU (2024) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

They say nothing good happens after midnight…unless it’s rewatching an incredible horror movie in the middle of the night with your besties!! 🕯️👀 we’re settled in for a first-time rewatch of NOSFERATU (2024), where sexy vampires are OUT and sexy top hats are IN! The vibes may be terrible but that won’t stop us from moving in to Count Orlock’s guest room (at least momentarily) After all—if the shadows can linger…why can’t we? 🕯️ 🖤🩸👀

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PETTY PUMPKINS! 🎃☕️

We're officially making our love for PEANUTS public as we release Happy New Year, Charlie Brown to YouTube—40 years to the day it was released—because we all deserve a little bit of goofy nostalgia to get us going in the new year! 🥳

Please give this video a like, comment, hype, stream—let's remind the casual viewers how to party at midnight with Peppermint Patty and her musical chairs! 🪑🪑🪑

DOCTOR SLEEP (2019) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING THE DIRECTOR'S CUT!

We’re checking back in to The Shining franchise with a first-time watch of DOCTOR SLEEP: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT, a Mike Flanagan masterpiece that left us truly haunted. We’re discussing iconic Flowers with Hats™, which performance deserves a retroactive Oscar nomination, and—most importantly—did Crow Daddy name himself? All this and more in this reaction to a film that that left us truly, utterly, genuinely gobsmacked 🪓❄️🩸

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN! (1985) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Nothing says “fresh start” like Charlie Brown spiraling before the confetti even hits the ground 🥂😌 We're saying goodbye to 2025 by celebrating the 40th Anniversary of HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN, which is serving tender moments, humbling truths, and a very troubling crisis for anyone trying to meet their end of the year reading goal.

Happy New Year, Petty Pumpkins!✨

THE OTHERS (2001) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🖤 THE OTHERS is a film that saturates you in haunted imagery and tricks you while hiding deep in the darkest shadows of your mind. A first-time watch for Wes and a return to the story that terrified and shaped the mind of Chey at just 9 years old, this gothic tale of ghosts and grief unfolds like a whispered confession... quiet, patient, and devastating once the truth steps into the light. Nicole Kidman mothers so hard in this one, so obey and click play... 👻 🕯️ 👁️ 2025-12-31 05:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post

OUR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 HOT TAKE!

🎶🏀 Hey Pumpkins, we've finally dropped our long awaited YouTube edit of High School Musical 3: SENIOR YEAR! Although our takes were controversial—we had fun with the wildcats as they donned their gowns and tossed their caps!!!

Please give this video a boost, with a like, comment, hype, stream, scream—yes ,the iconic Zac Efron ballad—Let's send this franchise off with a bang! 🎓

JANUARY 2026 $15 PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER ANNOUNCEMENT!

Hi cuties! Wes here 🥰 as y'all know we typically let y'all vote for what we're going to watch in this tier BUT since it's my birthday month I'm being a bit of a diva and picking what I want us to watch!

I have chosen The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) for the $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier Patreon exclusive commentary--a movie extremely near and dear to me that I really want to share with you all. Incredibly excited to revisi...

JANUARY 2026 $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER POLL!

Happy almost New Year pumpkins! We're so excited to kick off another year at the Patch watching something fun with y'all 🥰🤗 This poll is for the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier Patreon-exclusive reaction.

Happy voting and thanks as always for being here ❤️

The polls close on January 3, 2026 at 11:59pm CST.

🚨 BINGE HEATED RIVALRY WITH US! 🚨

🏒🔥 Our HEATED RIVALRY YouTube edit is LIVE and we need you on the ice with us, Pumpkin!

If this reaction made you gasp, scream, clutch your invisible pearls, or lose your mind even a little bit, please help us boost it where it counts (the algayrithm!) Nothing helps a video take off like our Premium Petty Pumpkins showing up loud, proud, and a little feral 😌💦

Please like, comment, hype, stream, scream and yes... cream res...

An update from The Patch 🧡

Hey Petty Pumpkins

We wanted to share a little behind-the-scenes update with y'all.

When we first launched Patreon, we started doing monthly shout-outs for new and current patrons because it felt personal and fun, and honestly, we never imagined the Patch would grow the way it has. Watching this space flourish has meant the world to us, and we are endlessly grateful for every single one of you who chooses to support what we do here.

That said (we're being super transparent...

HEATED RIVALRY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x6) "THE COTTAGE"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦

Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥

Christmas at The Patch!

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! We're so happy we have you here at the patch this holiday season. We always push ourselves really hard to get content to you and sometimes it does feel like Santa trying to make it to every house in the world in one night. We hope you've enjoyed all the holiday movies we've dropped this month, but we dropped it all off already and there's nothing to post today! So we're dropping A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER into th...

LITTLE WOMEN (1994) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We fear LITTLE WOMEN (1994) has fundamentally altered our personalities—you can refer to us as "The Petty March's" from now on 📖❄️
This film had us fully bewitched by the March sisters, the love, the longing, the heartbreak, the reinvention. Join us for this tear-soaked first-time reaction to a timeless classic that mothers and mourns and marches onward in our hearts 💔✨

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS (1965) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Good grief… it’s Christmas at the Patch 🎄🥜
We’re cozying up with A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS! It's the ultimate reminder that the holidays can be overwhelming, commercialized, but still so quietly beautiful. Between Charlie Brown’s existential xmas spiral, Lucy’s five-cent advice, and the tiny, frail, little tree that still manages to shine, this one hits us right in the feels every single year.

Come sit with us, exhale, and remember what actually matters this...

HANNIBAL SEASON 2 FINALE WAS KILLER!

Well… we’ve reached the final course. HANNIBAL Season 2’s finale, plated with devotion and betrayal... beautiful, brutal, and carved straight through the heart 🔪🍷💔

Please help us boost this video with a comment, like, hype, stream, scream. We need to gather the Fannibals into formation before Season 3 edits start dropping!🩸

HOME ALONE - DOUBLE FEATURE! 🎄

We’re making the final stretch to Christmas extra chaotic and cozy with A HOME ALONE DOUBLE FEATURE! 🎄❤️ From suburban booby trap brilliance to Plaza Hotel pandemonium, we’re revisiting both HOME ALONE and HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK as we fondly remember that oftentimes the pettiest holidays really are the perfect holidays! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals and welcome to the marathon! 🎁🗽

(Both of these commentaries are available separately in the $5 Party P...

EYES WIDE SHUT HAS BEEN UNVAULTED!

Our EYES WIDE SHUT reaction has officially slipped out of the $10 shadows and into the $5 tier! No secret password required.

We’d love if you’d help us by also giving the YouTube edit a stream, a like, hype and a comment. That extra love keeps the lights on in the Petty Patch and helps more curious souls find us behind all the crushed velvet! 👀

HEATED RIVALRY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x5) "I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING"

We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦

Baby, let the gaymes BEGIN 🏒🔥

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x8) "THE QUEEN WHO EVER WAS"

🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥

In “The Queen Who Ever Was,” The war hasn’t fully begun (even though we wish it had to be quite frank) but everyone has chosen their side and now... we wait o...