Jennifer at the Olympics

This piece was posted during the Olympics (can't remember if was 2004 or 2008 though lol). Considering this is an Olympics year, the timing is right!

The text in picture says:
(This where the discus hit)
(The muscle girl gets no score for her discus throw)

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Jennifer decided to participate in the Olympics on a whim. Despite being a consummate amateur in terms of throwing technique, with her monstrous, human-crushing strength, she managed to easily hurl her discus with such force that it crashed into the faraway Olympic torch, denting the metal frame.

The discus was thrown so far that it was unable to be scored at all. Jennifer, thinking to herself that maybe it would have been better if she held back a little, sneaked out of the stadium in embarrassment amidst the shock and confusion of the surrounding athletes and spectators….Or so Jennifer dreamed. (laughs)

In reality, nothing like this has ever happened. Because this is a drawing, naturally! (^_^;)

However, I couldn’t help but wonder to myself “what if these girls actually DID enter the Olympics?”, and so my imagination started to run wild. Their heights and weights are all as they’ve been written in their bios, but every one of them is even more powerful than they would appear…

Swimming…None of the girls have a chance against the world’s top swimmers, most likely. You might be tricked into thinking that the particularly giant girls would have an advantage, but they can’t even compete in the first place if they’re too big for their lane! (^_^;)

Judo…almost all of the girls would be placed in the highest possible weight class. The giant ones would be overwhelmingly victorious, no matter the opponent; the difference in reach and weigh, among other things, is far too great. (^_^;) Although, assuming there were a Judoka with a similar weight, the girls would most likely lose due to the difference in skill.

Throwing-based competitions (such as the hammer, shotput, discus, and javelin)…Aside from just a few of the girls, they would undoubtedly win. (^_^;) Even considering their lack of skill, with sheer strength alone they would more than likely easily lob the object of choice much further than even the best athletes in the world could ever dream of. The javelin might be give them a bit of trouble, though. (^_^;)

Weightlifting…obviously, aside from just a few of the girls, almost all of them would win here too. It’s not hard to imagine them smashing world records while lifting absurdly heavy barbells with a single hand as if it were some sort of circus performance, having lots of fun as they win with ease.

Gymnastics…They would put up an unexpectedly good fight here! (laughs) However, they’re just too heavy, so they wouldn’t quite be able to pull off the win against the best in the world. (^_^;)

The reality is though, that they wouldn’t be allowed to compete in the first place. (laughs) They would most likely be disqualified for doping (^_^;) I haven’t concretely decided what kinds of drugs they might be on, but I also haven’t set in stone that they don’t use them, either. (^_^;)

This is Jennifer in her “good girl” mode. Jennifer in her usual disposition would be more likely to brush off the accident with her feminine charms as she leaves the stadium (^_^;) But actually, her wild side is more of a recently-learned behavior; her base nature is actually more shy and reserved, resulting in things playing out more along these lines.