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Most definitely a dild-A DARNING TOOL I SAY

Yes yes, a darning tool that looks about right, right guys? Right.

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I got bad news… they say in the article the wood probably shrinked a bit after so many years ^^’ But it couldnt habe shrunk THAT MUCH right!?

Naughty Nectar

"Professor, come quick! I've found a- ...well, it appears to be a ... that is to say..." "It's a darning tool." "I mean, it clearly has a glans..." "It's a DARNING TOOL, I say! I'm not going back to the flippin' British Museum and telling them we've just dug up a 2,000-year-old dildo!" Also, if that scale is accurate the usable portion of it is about 10 cm long, which is roughly 4 inches in freedom units. Somebody *made* this specifically for their sexual satisfaction, and the length they chose to make it was 4 inches. So if you're a sad guy sitting at home feeling bad about the size of your equipment, know that somebody out there would consider you ideal. In other words, your dick is fine; it's your everything else you should worry about it.

Zihuatanejo

I think it's some kind of "hard wood" 😏 For real ^^

Naughty Nectar

I never would have known this lmfao, I wonder what it was made out of to last so long.

IceDagger


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