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The Most Rambley Fap

Hello Beautiful,

I took in all the ramblefap feedback, and came into this audio with the express purpose to make this as freeflowing and true to concept as possible.

So, to everyone who voted "yes" and shared their requests for this ramblefap, I just want you to know, this is all your fault!

You asked for this! This all over the place, very rambley fap. This is your doing!

I take no responsibility for the 50 minute run time or the crazy desperate noises I made at the end!

I'm innocent your honour, please believe me.

I'm just a simple big headed man trying to do his job.

I am just a man.

Ramble To You Later,

Aa

Comments

You trying to form words about sticky toffee pudding is me right now trying to form words about this post tbh. Why did it take so long for me to join this patreon tier. I was missing out. Jfc. Anyway! Thanks! Cool! Good talk! Bye!

Lillies

Yes, please. More being covered in cum.

Chantal

Had to come back to this. Maybe the best thing I’ve heard in my life. Actually would love a scripted audio sort of based on this specific ramble, but I don’t have the focus right now to explain. So. I’ll wait for a poll lol

LeeDeaux

The absolute absolute best sticky toffee pudding I’ve ever had was at Gordon Ramsey’s restaurant, Steak. And now I am drooling over the memory of that dessert.

LeeDeaux

This is exactly what I’d want to hear in a ramblefap. It’s unscripted, funny, sexy, and a little all over the place. I like that you left in all the bits of you worrying about the clicking sounds from the toy and the parts where you completely lost your train of thought. You letting your guard down in that way gives the listener permission to do the same, so we can fully relax. Now, all of that being said, 40:00 - 44:00 is clearly laced with fent based on the number of times I, and I’m sure others, had to play it back. I will be informing The Authorities™ that you’re out here turning people into fiends. 🤧

kindofquixotic

listening to the recipe in comfy afterglow and then randomly hearing “beat that pussy up” really shook me and cracked me tf up lmfao. Definitely made my day better.

Nana

i'm listening to this for the second time and it's genuinely just so good aaaa, i love everything about this ramblefap !!! it's cozy and you're genuinely so entertaining fhfhdhs, more pLS

anna

as a brit i never ever thought i’d hear the queen being mentioned during a ramblefap 😂

Nova

I have to say this particular audio felt very comfy and relaxed, which was really lovely! Like you said, it felt a bit more intimate in a way that was cozy to me, if that makes sense. Also! You should definitely use that bit about ripping a pair of tights in the future bc it’d be a crime not to 😌

Bel

Aas you adorably, goofy sexy big headed man you! I upgraded specifically to hear this audio and oh my word!! The mix of goofiness which had me cracking up and your moans lord!! 🥵🥵🥵

Ehros

I’m hearing colors, seeing sounds, and after listening to another audio AND this…my knees don’t work… ✨ Perfection! ✨

OddlyAnimated

cumming all over the listener is ✨chefs kiss✨ 1830373/10

skylar_b

The pretty boy moans during the overstim!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 You're too good to us

Risse

I'm in Australia and we call it sticky date pudding here. It makes me pretty horny too. I came so hard I completely lost the ability to hear for a minute. Gg.

Ell

ayoooo im baaaackkkkk!! this shit was lit, perfect in every way, not too ramble-y or weird at all, more of the joi stuff in 2023 please i beg

piscesgremlin

Please more cumming on spread pussy, face, tits, in audios. & yessss to ripping leggings just enough to get your cock inside me🤭

lace

You could never make any kind of embarrassing noises when cumming… so hot when you came at the end and natural.

lace

I was already in big trouble when you said “just listen to me moan” in the beginning… 🤤🤤🥵🥵

lace

1. This was absolutely amazing. 2. Yesss please make more audios where you cum all over the listener. It’s very hot sir. 3. Also not supposed to more mutual masturbation content.

Sapphire

I think this is my favorite ramblefap you’ve made thus far. Authenticity is hot!! And funny 😂 this is amazing.

カップケーキ

“this is my cock and im gonna do what i want” period king 🫡

kenna

good. game. coach.

cerisesetchocolat

Long time listener first time commenter - very intimate and hot and kinda fun. Thank you.

Rayna

I need a team of the nations leading scientists to help me understand why “let me say some shit to you first, ok?” and the “overstim” high pitched moan have such an insane grip on me 😂 ~ I don’t know what it is, but it is what it is 🤷🏾

selena💗

cooked my entire dinner to this, now I have a stunning sticky toffee pudding recipe. Truly the lords work 🫡 Good game Aas!

mxjxllyfish

Yo our Patreon fanbase name should be Aasholes lol

Nikki

This was so fun. It was certainly hot but also, in the best way, this was fucking hilarious. “Forward slash…who gives a fuck” “Have I said anything sexy yet??” “At low speed beat that pussy up in the dry ingredients” At the end of the day I think we just like spending a little time with you. And the more *you* it feels, the better. We don’t care about the clicking or the table bumps or the toy volume. But we do love how adorably paranoid you are over wether or not we will care. Thanks for continuing to try new things and taking us along for the ride.

Victoria is overthinking it

guilty, the council will decide your fate.

mckenna

To add- God fucking bless the overstim noises 🙏

crow_teeth

50 MINUTES? bro finally my good karma is kicking in 💕

Charlize Alvarez

50 minute ramblefap? yeah god is definitely fucking real honestly i love the unfiltered moans and how kind of all over the place this audio was and something about the sudden change in tones kept me on my toes an instant favorite💗

Bel

I’ll bring snacks for us

sagegreendreams

Just listened and literally all I can say is thank you. This permanently altered my brain chemistry and now I don’t know what to do with myself. All the love 🤍

sagegreendreams

happy lunar fucking new year, holy shit! also it's almost my birthday, how did you know? Aas, you lovely thing. Thanks for being so good to us 💕 and spending such a wild and intimate hour with us. I've just been chilling in bed, enjoying the dopamine. Also I'm pretty sure those desperate noises changed my brain chemistry??? I might have overdosed on my favorite part of your ramblefaps?????? About that last jealousy audio, the stark graphic nature and you telling the listener exactly how to pose for you and receive you, fuck!!!!!! Yeah that slapped!!!! it kinda gave me this related concept where big headed bf wants to take erotic photos and occasionally instructs the listener to pose for him while getting down and dirty ... thanks for being so good to us (understatement) 💕

solarpowerduck

This man's probably going to heaven, but see you ladies in hell

taura

just saw the 50 minute audio and almost passed away

piscesgremlin

Oh my god, this is an instant favorite. Thank you so, so much ❤️

A Committee of Vultures

I appreciate you being vulnerable with us. ❤️❤️

Maddy

Did you just say RIP the Queen?! 😂 babeee 😂 also….. I’m from Quebec 😂 i almost woke people up when you said crème fraîche 🫢 you’re my favorite, so fricken CUTE!

Stephanie

Babe. Hun. Darrrrling. The vibration are fine. We literally listen to our own toys for hours on end! You’re fine 💜 Also! “This is MY cock! I’m gonna do what I want” yes that’s the spirit 😍🥵

Stephanie

my god is GOOD!🙏🏽

geniedoll

Did I end my workout early just to listen to this?….Maybe😗. It’s called ✨self care✨ But truly, I LOVE your ramblefaps. Listening to them creates a feeling similar to sitting down and grabbing a coffee or boba with an old friend. It’s intimate yes, but it’s also funny AND I learn new vocabulary along the way. Also please don’t apologize for being yourself or whenever you feel awkward for “talking too much”. I’m sure a lot of us love it when you go on tangents or ramble (I surely do), so do it more. Please🙂 Sending love🦋🌱🫧🧸🎀🤍💕

Propinqxityᥫ᭡

Yay 50 minutes!! I listen your audios while doing homework and this is perfect haha

angel

Bless you for making this but damn it I'm not in a place where I can listen to it till tomorrow 🥲 Thank you for all your hard work don't forget to take care of yourself ❣

ReputedLotus0513

Literally so good. Best sticky toffee pudding recipe I’ve heard by far

Natalie

Okay now that I've listened to it... That was GREAT. Best hot sexy organism I've had in a while 😂 also now I wanna make sticky toffee pudding (it's popular here in Scotland), but it's 1.25am so maybe I'll do it tomorrow and think of you as I do

Nicolle Mary

FIFTY MINUTES?!? Feeling so blessed rn 😭

sagegreendreams

Holy fucking shit we are being spoiled tonight! everyone say thank you 🫡

crow_teeth

And let the church say Amen 🙏

Natasha M

god is good.

lay

I know this about to be a blessing! Thank you big head bestie!

Juno

50 minutes omg aas u spoil us so much 💗💗

orion

FIFTY MINUTES?! you’re too good to us.

Victoria is overthinking it

50 mins 🥰

Amanda

I have not listened yet, but I fucking love ramblefaps and I am incredibly excited for the crazy desperate ending noises

Nicolle Mary


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