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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 8

Interior, Building Ruins - Day

Smoke fills the air. Tinsel and ribbon lies abandoned amidst the building rubble. Wrapping paper is piled amongst the wreckage. Your ears ring with the aftermath of explosions and somewhere a co-worker is soullessly saying "Yeah, I'll see you NEXT YEAR, AMIRITE"

I loom above you. My face streaked with ash, and holiday glitter.

"Good, you're finally awake. You've made it, soldier. The holidays are over. We can start to rebuild. Take a breath. ...

Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 7

Whoah what the heck you guys! I had Part 7 set to auto post like 5 whole days ago and the freakin robots let me down.

I can't believe my solemn promise to deliver you Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 7, Santa Claus style was broken by treacherous robot ways! Alternatively, maybe I'm bad at tech. Seems unlikely tho, and anyone who's been here a while know I have a perfect track record of sharing the correct links and passwords all the time with never a single fuck up. 🙄🫠

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 6

Well hi friends! Hope you all are doing well. Anyone have any suggestions for what to do with neighbors who keep bumping bass through your shared wall at all hours? I've tried talking to them nicely to no avail, so time to escalate. I'm torn between subwoofer against their wall, equally bassing it up and assassins (for legal reasons this is a joke).

Anywayyyy I got Part 6 for ya!

In this Episode, Kira and Callum put their new system into practice...

Part 6

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 5

Greeeeeeetings and salutations fellow folks on the internet. Thank you very much for meeting me here in this odd side street of the world wide web. I've got the stuff. It's all packaged up and ready to go. Tada! Okay bye, get home safe!

In this Episode, Kira asks Callum why he didn't text her back 👀

Part 5

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The Password is "StudyHard"

Our wonder...

Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 4

Well hi dee hoo, cowpokes! Hope your time on the range has treated you well. Come on in, take off your dusty boots and have a sip of Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 4. I made it specifically for cowboys in mind ( I didn't actually but now I wish I did. Sorry cowboys. Please let me know how I can be more cowboy accessible/friendly in the future).

In this Episode, Callum and Kira argue about Jade and Kira's fashion similarities...

Part 4

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 3

Howdy partners! Hope you all are doing well! Normally I'd have something fun and snappy to write here but uh, somehow I'm sick YET AGAIN and my brain is mush. So uh.. Maybe just take a moment and think back fondly on all the fun or clever stuff I've said in the past. 🥲

Loool anyway hey, here's the third part of Study Buddy Shenanigans!

In this Episode, Callum learns Kira has been talking to Jade...

Part 3

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Study Buddy Shenanigans Part 2

Well well well, look who it is coming round these parts again! Some people might say this town ain't big enough for the two of us, but I think it just means we gotta get up close and personal. 👀

Loool anyway hey, here's the second part of Study Buddy Shenanigans! It's already shaping up to be a fun one, I hope you like it as much as I like writing it!

In this Episode, Callum learns his long time internet crush is in his class... Kira decides to hook them up...

Part 2

Study Buddy Shenanigans

What's up gang!!! Hey hi! How ya'll doing! Hell yeah, dude. Keep rockin and sockin.
Speaking of rocking and socking (said nobody ever) I go a new story for ya'll!
Listen, I've been doing this for a bit now. But can I just say, I'm excited about this one. If the last one was a lil soft-core for you then never fear, this one shall not be... If ya know what I mean.

I hope you all like it!!

In our very first episode of Study Buddy Shenanigans Kira and Callum discuss a misunder...

Marketplace Mischief Part 30

Hey hi hello! Hope your weekend is off to a good start! And your November I guess, since we're officially halfway through. 🥲

Listen, I got an episode of Marketplace Mischief for ya. Maybe it's the last one, maybe it ain't....

I love Avery and Elm, but I think it's time to move on for a bit to another story. Plus that'll give Ren more time to post more stuff (I maybe accidentally burnt through their content wayyyyyy faster than intended so that definitely had an impact on this s...

Marketplace Mischief: Part 29

HI! GUESS WHO IT IS. I know I know. It's been so long 🥲. Ya'll are so sweet and have been so kind. Thank you for being patience while I get my life together. I hope the wait was worth it!! I have part 29 of Marketplace Mischief!!! Please enjoyyy

In this episode, Avery and Elm finally get to make out at a concert.

Marketplace Mischief Part 29
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What the heck is going on even? 🥲

Hi friends, sorry for the radio silence! I know I've been MIA and it's because shit has been nuts. In no particular order, my laptop died (again?? I might be cursed), I've been sick, work has been nuts AND I'm writing like 3 different essays for school lmao 🥲

All that to say, you have my sincerest apologies. I'm working on wrapping up Marketplace Mischief, I've got a new story I'm real excited about in the works (something a little more in the vein of Tabletop Temptations) and it all...

Marketplace Mischief Part 28

Whoah hey guys. Sorry it's been so long! I've been swamped tbh. Keeping my head above water mostly though, which is good cause the swamp water looks like it tastes gnarly. If only I could give up work and school and just write smut for ya'll. 🥲

Anywayyyy!

In this episode, as their concert date 2.0 gets ever closer, Elm and Avery discuss a guy...

Marketplace Mischief Part 28
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Marketplace Mischief Part 27

Hey hey hey! Hope everyone is doing great! I'm doing pretty good! Just juggling 1 million balls, firesticks and chainsaws. Good thing I come from a long line of jugglers who have only rarely experienced setting themselves on fire or chainsaw decapitations. 🥲

Gang! We're in the closing stretch of Marketplace Mischief! Say it ain't so 💔.

I'm not entirely sure how many episodes we have left? But it ain't many! (Don't worry, I have a new story already in the works!) As ...

Marketplace Mischief Part 26

Well howdy!! Got a new episode for ya today! It's a bit on the short side, but that's just because I'm prepping for the, ahem, CLIMAX of Marketplace Mischief. We probably got a solid couple episodes still, but it's definitely getting closer!

In this episode, Elm and Avery discuss Sephie's proposition...

Marketplace Mischief Part 26
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The Password is "En...

Marketplace Mischief Part 25

Hello! Hi! Good morrow! (That last one is for all you medieval peasants out there. How's the internet, peasants? Pretty crazy amirite?)

I have a newwwww episode for you!

In this Episode, we find out if Elm and Avery finally manage to hook up 👀👀👀

Marketplace Mischief Part 25
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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around ...

Marketplace Mischief Part 24

Good freakin golly, gang. How the heck is it thursday already? 🥲 I'm gobsmacked, I'm gobbledygooked, I'm other G words! Good lord. Be good to yourselves, gang! Somebody's gotta.

In this Episode, Elm continues their campaign to get Avery to ditch and come party

Marketplace Mischief Part 24

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time ...

Marketplace Mischief Part 23

Guten Tag Mein FRUENDS. Hope you're doing SEHR GUT or whatever, idk I don't speak German. Regardless tho I've got you Marketplace Mischief Part 23! Hope you enjoyyyy

In this Episode, Elm tries to convince Avery to ditch a party.

Marketplace Mischief Part 23

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a...

Marketplace Mischief Part 22

Omggg hi! How's everyone dooooooing? Good I hope! I'm good too, you know all things considered. Have you all looked at a tree lately? They're pretty good. I recommend.

In this Episode, Elm holds a one sided convo

Marketplace Mischief Part 22

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a ...

Marketplace Mischief Part 21

Hellooooooooooooooo world! I have arisen! From the ashes my computer has been fixed! Huzzah. Praise be to the gods of tech and all that jazz. In offering, to them and you, I present Marketplace Mischief Part 21! Please enjoyy

In this Episode, Elm talks about their favorite card game...

Marketplace Mischief Part 21

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The Password is "Enby"

Our won...

Don't think I've forgotten about ya'll!

Hey crew! It's been a minute! Sad to say I've had a ill fated tech event (my computer has given up the ghost apparently), which means the next installment of Marketplace Mischief is going to be a touch late.

In the meantime though, I've got a little treat for you. Check out something I've had on the back burner for a bit! Its two, short lil snap stories, featuring Beth and Iris of Tabletop Temptations!

Hope you enjoyyy!

The Password for both story is "Snaps"

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Marketplace Mischief Part 20

Greetings and salutations, crew! Today we're boldly going where nobody has gone before! To read Marketplace Mischief Part 20! Huzzah!

In this Episode, Elm gets their tease on

Marketplace Mischief Part 20

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely delightful human, happily agreed to be a pa...

Marketplace Mischief Part 19

Whoah hi! How's it going? You busy?? That's cool. Don't forget to take some breaks every now and then. Breaks are important. Why not take a break and check out PART 19!

In this Episode, Elm has gone thrift shopping

Marketplace Mischief Part 19

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely del...

Marketplace Mischief Part 18

Hi friends! Hope you all are doing well! It's hot, hot, hot where I am rn. I'm off to cool down but before I do here! Marketplace Mischief Part 18!

In this Episode, Elm has another shower

Marketplace Mischief Part 18

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely delightful human, happi...

Marketplace Mischief Part 17

Whoah hey hi!!! Been a minute! So sorry. And so sorry to leave you hanging with that cliffhanger, gang (Jk I'm not sorry, I love cliffhangers).

Anyway here it is!! Part 17!

In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss what went so freakin wrong on concert night...

Marketplace Mischief Part 17

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The Password is "Enby"

(Also I'm realizing that i...

Marketplace Mischief Part 16

Hey hi hello! Don't tell anyone, but I'm actually posting this from the woods. That's the sort of dedication I have to all of you. No hikes, no camping, no Dionysian orgiastic bacchanal is going to stop me from bringing you Part 16 of Marketplace Mischief!!!

Here it is!!

In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss appropriate concert wear.

Marketplace Mischief Part 16

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Marketplace Mischief Part 15

Oh hey hi! How's it happening? Good? Bad? Somewhere in between? That makes sense. It's a topsy turvy world out there. Here! Have some Marketplace Mischief...

In this Episode, Elm walks home from work...

Marketplace Mischief Part 15

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely d...

Marketplace Mischief Part 14

Whoah hey hi there! Bad news, I've been reading some HP Lovecraft. Hope you like a, sexy, smutty story about a towering, ominous, obsidian obelisk that you see whenever you close your eyes because I'm work shopping it. Jk. Unless?

Anyway, for the time being, please enjoy Marketplace Mischief Part 14!

In this Episode, Elm commits wage theft, but the cool kind where you sext someone from the bathroom on company time. Man, CEOs should get on that shit instead of whateve...

Marketplace Mischief Part 13

Oh hello, didn't see you there. Probably because I had my eyes closed. This keeps happening, people keep sneaking up on me but I'm just soooo tired. I'm a bad security guard.

Anyway, I got you Marketplace Mischief Part 13. Hope you like ittttt!

In this Episode, Elm is a model employee

Marketplace Mischief Part 13

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The Password is "Enby"

Our won...

Marketplace Mischief Part 12

Well hi there, folks! Hope you're hanging in there!! Lord knows that I sure am. The end is in sight, I see the sweet release of death coming ever nearer (jk just the tail end of a crazy workload, I'm fine I promise).

And never fear, no obscene workload is gonna stop me from getting you MARKETPLACE MISCHIEF PART 12! Hope you enjoyyyy!

In this Episode, Elm and Avery discuss how brunch went.

Marketplace Mischief Part 12

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Marketplace Mischief Part 11

Whoah hey hi. Hope you're vibing and also maybe getting some downtime to chill! I'm not but you shouldn't follow my example.

In this Episode, Elm and Avery chat post party

Marketplace Mischief Part 11

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The Password is "Enby"

Our wonderful model this time around is YoursTrulyxRen. They're a genuinely delightful human, happily agreed to be a part of this an...