Madison Square Garbage (E300)

It just seemed to be on a lot of seemingly random posts but all Trump related or adjacent. I saw one post where someone asked what it was and they got a reply that said "just a group of friends" 🤷‍♀️ I'm off Twitter now though. I deactivated.

Nikki Woosley

In what way? That's weird. The only thing vaguely that comes to mind was the use of #TCOT when I was using it 8 years ago.

Evan Nelson

GODDAMNIT LIV THATS 500 LOST

Evan Nelson

Liv> That's Hoth.

Nèv

Literally same, if people could hear my earbuds they’d institutionalize me

Leanders

Julian I hope you’re feeling in a better place soon ❤️ am also a newly sober person feeling the full force and anxiety and depression and dayumn. Also love the beautiful friendship between Liv and Jake, it is blossoming and very funny to see them ganging up on you, you’re a tough cookie and their glee at your expense is simply too great to suppress

Leanders

Can confirm, Liv Agar has gay voice. Source: I'm gay and she makes me feel gayer. 10/10 always delighted to hear her on the podcast.

Ember

I'm behind on my listening but I didn't know where else to go for an answer to this question or even if anyone has started to see it yet...I'm still on Twitter for research purposes and I've started seeing the hashtag #H3X6. What is this? Does anyone know???

Nikki Woosley

Thank you! It's such a niche reference

Nolan-Globus

Keep replaying "Meidas Touch: everything they touched turned to news."

Jeff Witter

Jake talks a lot

Ryan Post

Did the guys flee the country or what? Where's my new episode!

Damien R.

Another great episode. How do I determine whether or not I signed up via the iPhone app or via the website? I'm looking at the subscriptions on my iPhone and none of them mention Patreon. Guidance would be terrific!

Jon Adams

There are clones of Vidkun Quisling all over. We're going to see many more crawl out from under shit piles in the coming months..

bigphoton

Funniest part is that in Puerto Rico the pro Trump gubernatorial candidate won.

Xavier

alfie oakes vid????????

wollymight

WE NEED AN EPISODE. WE’RE DYING

F

I know. I kept repeating that comforting thought, along with trying to remember my basic infantry training. Now, if I can only find that FM 3-21.8. Lol

bigphoton

now that trump won there’s no more election fraud 🙂

Tamara Harper

Congrats guys, for what we cricket fans in the antipodes call, the triple-ton.

MTF

So much for “Kamala landslide”

RNG

I’m gonna need you to do daily episodes because I just want to hide in here where I am surrounded by likeminded dingdongs.

Carley Jennings

The ooooonly bright side to the election is the generous content this will give you.

Rachelle

Congrats on 300!

Elizabeth F

I think the only proper commentary on the election results needs to be a ManClan episode. The manosphere cryptobros won.

Irina Krier

Long live Jake!

Tim Mullin

Praying for a real Miami golem

Grease Witherspoon

After yesterday, I hope Liv knows I’m on her side.

Xander

Jake talks.

Ryan Post

Like Nixon or Ronald Reagan, I guess we're damned to hear Trump's name invoked every day for the rest of our lives.

Casper Fox

Q haven't seen anything yet baby! A new era hath begun.... May Moloch have mercy on our tender, hairless souls. 🦉

Schwartz666

Heck yes. And it keeps track of where you started and stopped each episode across devices.

Ian Story

Afyer last night's election....im despondent...I can't even listen to my favorite pod. I'm so sick if everything

Mr.Crispy *

I feel really real dumb asking this, but if we re subscribe on the web, can we still listen to the episodes on the Patreon app? (Re the iPhone thing)

Kendra Gilbertson

🔥

Hedvig Skirgård

Liv Agar

Hedvig Skirgård

$20 says Qers see this as validation that Trump didn't lose in 2020 therefore really has been president all along. Now their set up to take the position "well why switch out leaders? He's just going to win again," welcome to the monarchy everyone. Fml

Xpensive Cardboard

I guess the boys aren't out of a job yet.

batlock666

I know...this is off topic but...this nation is about to hand the nuclear codes to a man who can't legally own a gun. We are well and truly cooked.

bigphoton

Was gonna say the same! I think the poster said they were from NJ so it actually adds up

John Lisowy

Incredible handle btw

Grease Witherspoon

Liv Agar

Kai Haskins

Elon offers cum to his guy friends but only as an aperitif

Stellar manatee

My brain is now trying to come up with alternate lyrics to Ebony and Ivory, except Jeffrey and Diddy.

Melissa Humbert

yayyyy julian is out of the beanbag ❤️

alex

Liv Agar

Jack Olson

Liv, we Karens welcome you.

Karen Cox

Liv Agar

MitchyWitchy

Classic QAA. Any episode with a Jake Story is a good ep.

David

I now have an audio recording of Jake saying "Bustin' makes me feel good!" And it's not even my birthday.

Aram J. French

Travis Matlock View

Sleepy Vampire

Liv Agar

Alison Buki

Liv Agar

Meadowlark-Lemonist

Liv Agar

Meb Sichael

I just re enrolled here on patreon (VIA A WEB BROWSER) and FOR A WHOLE YEAR (look at me, moneybags!) purely to support Julian’s quest for mental health. From one mentally ill person to another : WE GOT THIS AND STAY FUNNY!

ilovecrows

Gay voice

Beverly Veatch

BECAUSE I GLOWED UP Glad to hear Julien again

Kranium Kracka

if you log into your Apple account at https://reportaproblem.apple.com you'll get a list of purchases made through Apple. if it's not in there, you didn't subscribe via the App Store

steaknap

Liv Agar

Mary Armstrong

Liv Agar

Sabina Steele

Jake has Xbox bro voice.

Jean

Tbh I can't even figure out how to unsubscribe. This app is beyond stupid.

Jim

Liv agar

Ántonia De Leon

As a fellow Aussie I confirm this statement.

Mac-something

welcome back Julian, great to hear from you 🤍

Sarah

lol can watch Q Into the Storm in the meantime

Sarah

Liv Agar beat the gay voice allegations

Erin Coleman

I’m just grateful neither of them have that really irritating vocal fry voice adopted by some millennials and gen z.

monkey

I see charges on my cc “patron membership”. But it’s Apple Card. 😅 Can anyone who DOES pay through the app confirm if it charges a separate cc or uses the balance in your Apple Cash?

Jesus Ross

I’m here on the webpage. Is there any way to tell if I subscribed through the webpage or the app? Doesn’t seem like you can tell for sure.

Jesus Ross

So on the money…. Claiming oppression then doing something performative to support it, is what they are all about… people are wako lol, Blue Anon included

C’mon

i am 1 of the 45who would join jakes feet OF

Cy Wilson

Just had to check back in to say thanks to Jake, because "everything they touched turned to news" is the hardest I've laughed in a good long while.

Peter Aidan Byrne

I know that and you know that but I'm not convinced he knows that because he only uses it to refer to the Dems

Laura Jacqueline

(That’s what the M. stands for)

No Relation to Henry

Travis Motherfuckin View

No Relation to Henry

There are liv agars everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

ev

Liv Agar

Charles Anderson

I don’t think so. Mainstream Dems are neoliberals, and so their supporters are also neoliberals.

No Relation to Henry

SEE The Revenge of Julian! Watch as he refuses to drink a milky liquid offered to him by a naked man on Mt Shasta! Be amazed as he eludes General Flynn in his pink Cybertruck. Wonder at the sight of Julian defeating attempts by The Lizard People to (inappropriately) probe him. See the shocking, but tender moments between Julian and Jim Caviezel. In The Storm, nobody can hear you bake. (Welcome back Big J)

bigphoton

Julian! All good vibes to you. So good to hear you back on the show!

sheshii

Liv Agar is my hero

BrunchMonster

Lol wtf? Untethered Jake has been great.

KEGGY

Liv Agar

Saoirse Murray

This is the info I came for! Thank you!

Lauren Kunstler

Yeah, he was workshopping the jokes at the Stand in NYC the day before and bombed, then also bombed at the Trump rally. Pod Damn America has an episode about this guy recently, and it’s pretty interesting. Jake Flores knows and hates a lot of the comedians in this world. He speculates that the joke might’ve been written by Luis Gomez since Hitchcliff has other people write at least some of his jokes. Gomez is a Puerto Rican racist guy; minorities in this world succeed by tokenizing themselves real hard, so it makes sense that the Puerto Rico jokes might’ve been written by a racist Puerto Rican guy.

No Relation to Henry

I look for your comment every time and am never disappointed

No Relation to Henry

Liv agar

Zoidy

Their theory of panda eyes is a bit far out when you can easily get the same results from just binge gaming and/or partying for a couple of days with minimal sleep. If it helps anyone feel better, just imagine them constantly mistaking everyone having fun in their environment for tortured victims cause they merely don't even know *how* to have fun 😇😉

Overzealous Euthanasiast

There's apparently a clip of him work shopping the garbage line at a gig before the rally. It supposedly bombed and he said that the line would crush at the Trump rally.

Subodh Kafle

Jake needs to go to rehab for his Trump voice after the election. I think sometimes he doesn't even realise he's slipping into it.

Subodh Kafle

Liv Agar

MC Laugh

Liv Agar

Lulu Messier

Liv Agar: Gay Voice? More at 11.

Storky

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hedvig Skirgård

jake has gay voice and liv has jewish voice

Mike Solan

The fear of disappointing Travis also keeps me from getting pilled. No man left behind 🪿❤️

kayla davidson

Jake, I feel your pain about not being able to talk to normies about politics anymore. I blame you all.

Brad Plumb

Sending positive vibes to Julian.

Brad Plumb

Happy to hear your gay voice again, Julian!

Nolan-Globus

Holy shit "god forgot to make her conservative before she was born." 🤣 Perfection. Liv, great work. Don't ever change.

Michael B

Jake! You can change your drivers license address online through the DMV website. Easy Peezy.

Eddy Wyn

That’s interesting … thank you 🤘😁

C’mon

Ok this sucks. Is this Days of our Podcast, now? I stop listening for a few episodes (only busy) and I miss everything! Julian left? Jake needs reigning in? ….I am now forced to listen in podcast order. I feel so conformist! 🤣

C’mon

Alright; I'm gonna deleted my membership, and then signup again with browser instead of the app. Exit survey is gonna be a banger.

Jim

Not sure where the person complaining about a line was located but New Yorkers say they stand “on line” instead of “in line”.

Kathryn

Julian ILYSM, ok?

Heather B

Does Liv have Tony voice?

nownotmyrealname

I have been in the trough of a depressive episode as well and just barely got my nose over the rim. That sounded very very strange. Anyway, thanks for keeping me sane these last many years.

Mary Armstrong

Happy you're back Julian

Chickox

Careful, whitey

May

Liv Gaydar

Xandra

JULIAN FUCK YEAH!!! Can't believe it's 300 eps, and that I've listened to all of them multiple times cause I'm a fucking sicko

Jess C

Julian ya mad cunt. Good to have you back. ^^ this is the ultimate compliment in Australian.

Prue

I’m dressing as Liv while voting 50 times

Hyland

I was a happier person not knowing this fact

Smooth Shrek

I'd be down for some tufty hobbit feet. I like em tufty.

SM21

Travis Matais View

Schwartz666

I liked the front end of your reflections on the last six years. Can relate to Jake and can relate to Travis... But really appreciate the work you do! You all are geniuses. I hope Liv goes to grad school she would make for an amazing professor.

Chris

Glad Julian’s ahite! Also I missed the part where Bitchcliffe made jokes about Trump & his MAGAT’s & white people! I guess they didn’t air that part

DJ Grouch

Oh jesus christ, that's what "panda eyes" means? Utterly deranged. 🫠

Schwartz666

Just logged into this dumb fucking app so I could make sure I had subscribed through the website rather than Apple. Welcome back Julian. Y’all sounded so happy in this episode. It made me laugh out loud.

Fredric Martin

Happy 300th to my favourite podcast buddies.

monkey

Julian 🥹

Sarah Stinard-Kiel

Liv Agar

Anita Bonkit

that’s what apple is counting on, i’m sure

nance

had a nightmare that trump won and his first executive order was to mass deport immigrants, including naturalized citizens like my mom. so i’m, like, handling this election very normally! 🙂 anyway, welcome back, julian! your voice and your commentary were sorely missed.

nance

Maybe dont joke about sex crimes

May

Really hope you guys are doing alright

Blake

Justin Cammer

Liv Agar, plus, so happy to hear Julian again.

Laura Walsh

Is the iPhone app why Patreon has been buggy af for weeks? Pods don’t play, always has a ‘oops something went wrong’ message.

Laura Walsh

Okay… canceled my membership on the Patreon iPhone app. Went to Google browser on my iPhone and restarted it. Hope this helps yalls mental health

Bennett Burkholder

JULIAN! Do not suffer alone, if it's any consolation am also spiraling in as low-key a fashion as I can manage it. Though can't imagine doing it sober, lol. This reality is, well, consciousness is a curse. And neurodivergent ADHD social anxieties keeps things just that extra bit edgy and isolated, hah - Uhh, the main point is hey a fellow sufferer! Also commentors can be so snidy for whatever personal reasons, don't believe their bitter slanderous lies towards you 😉👀👩‍🔬 (twitter finally kicked me out on browser so am stuck here cos ain't downloading their app for shit)

Overzealous Euthanasiast

The "Lil Secret" is the friends we made along the way.

Schwartz666

If you're already signed up, you don't need to worry--it only affects new signups going forward. ;)

Melissa Hudson

We LOVE you Julian. Don't let a few dozen people who hate your supposedly "radical politics" annoy you. You're incredibly reasonable and overly kind.

Minnesota_Cold

Tbh, I really enjoy Jake and “Travis” but gotta say we’ve been missing Julian these last few episodes - hope all is well 🙌

wolfgang

Congrats on 300 episodes! And so glad to hear you again Julian, hope you're doing ok. For all the horrors QAA covers, the pod has genuinely helped to keep me grounded in reality over these last few years, and I can't thank you all enough.

Peter Aidan Byrne

Fun fact... undomesticated Rockatanskys shed their foot hair in the Fall in preparation for the heartier, coarser hair growth necessary for winter months (and apocalyptic Elections)

Schwartz666

Please let me order the "I Posted" stickers from the merch store

Brian Lancaster

Liv Gaygar

Marco Polo

Welcome back Julian!

Stephanie

Genuinely so glad I can pay $5 a month for the pod to call me a good girl

Jacqueline Bryk

Sylvester Stallone in Rocky, except it's me and I'm yelling JULIAN.... JULIAN... JULIAN!!! ❤️

Daniel Swindlehurst

liv agar

ev

So happy Julian is back 💕

Erika L

Your voices all beautiful and perfect

Ben Thelen

Gay

Throat Goat Barbara

You guys should do an episode on the podcast Nephilim Death Squad!!! They’re so pilled and insane

Kelley Kloncz

Hey, Shane Gillis is great. Also, Liv Agar…

TatsuMaki

yeh gay voice

Maxim

?

TatsuMaki

She’s Bi. She mentioned fucking with a dude earlier in the year.

TatsuMaki

I feel you, but I’m too lazy for that

TatsuMaki

Funny shit… about the 28 minute mark. New Epstein recordings drop. Guess who he’s talking about?

TatsuMaki

If Books Could Kill did a bit basically explaining the issue in their last premium episode, saying essentially "if you are hearing this right now, that means you are already subscribed and therefore don't need to do anything"

Justin S.

What apple is doing w/ Patreon is evil and I hate it here. All Patreon transactions on the website ONLY moving forward. Got it. 🫡

Brooke

Live laugh love Agar

MCL

Liv agar - dj'know?

ROU Sentient Lichen

Liv gay

Throat Goat Barbara

In New York, and I imagine the surrounding area, waiting "on line" means waiting IN line.

ROU Sentient Lichen

Yet again Jake is using neoliberal incorrectly. Someone help him please

Laura Jacqueline

Love Agar. I mean- Liv- Liv Liv Liv

Sister Motoko

I live in bucks county pa, the site of the fake ballot video and Donnie’s McDonald’s stunt.

Michael Vader

A true anon

Kelley

Omg Julians back! That was like when your dad goes on a business trip, and at first you're like "whoo!" But by the time he's home you're just desperate for someone to end the fascist regime installed by your sister.

Heretic

It was a Jewish comedian.

K Money

Liv is not only a plant, she's a whole shrub.

Xpensive Cardboard

So good to hear Julian again 🫶

Crook E Crisp

Welcome back, Julian

Andrew

Happy #300 Ep lads

Shivvy

Julian! 🥰🤩 liv agar x 50 🗳️

Shivvy

I second that!

ROU Sentient Lichen

The Forgiveness of Jon Arbuckle

ROU Sentient Lichen

Thanks for normalizing mental health struggles, Julian!

ROU Sentient Lichen

jones is clearly unhinged but her initial claims that FL Dept of Health (under that maniac Ladapo, no less) tweaked the covid figures *were* awfully credible

boo

Julian, feeling a lot of admiration and affection for you. I hope that you are getting, and giving yourself, many varieties of support and affirmation. You and the other hosts have been my “companions” during my own dark days and I am very grateful to you. Here’s to 300 more✨✨✨

S G

liv agar

Frontlinecaster

"Rational male podcast" has got to be made up. Actually,.. no. Course not.

hhhhhm

So happy you’re back Julian!

Taylor F

Minimal deaths. I can agree with that.

John Brandkamp

What's particularly interesting about this topic, is that it suggests a psychological component. You see, I also find that I tend to code certain voices or accents. I've been right on occasion but I've also been wrong at times, and I've never kept track, so I can't say . . . is it something in the vocal chords of a "type" of person? or is it entirely in our heads? I'm inclined to say the latter but I don't have the data to know for sure. (Well, not yet. 😁)

Carl Olson

So glad Julian's back. I hope he's feeling a bit better. 🥰

AutumnFacts

Celebrating at least 300 times we have found a way to connect to the internet ❤️

LUCI WATAHA

I’m glad Julian is back, I missed his laugh

Kelley

I work for a very large company with an app-based product. We pay Apple upwards of $10mil just for that 30% app fee. And on top of that, Apple doesn’t tell you which transactions they are paying you for (they pay in a lump sum 33 days after last day of payment period), they only give you a summary. That means that they can routinely pay us less than we were expecting them to pay us…. I’m talking $2mil of sales sometimes. And there’s basically nothing we can do about it because Apple is so huge.

Kelley

Liv Agar.

Regular Sized Horse (Small)

Wild ginger cat will eat lasagne

Regular Sized Horse (Small)

Sometimes I forget Jake bits 10 minutes after he tells them. Those are the best Jake bits.

Anita Bonkit

I signed up for the Patreon a long time ago.. Is there a way to look up if I did it the right way (on browser) vs the wrong way (patreon app)???

Michael Vader

I think Liv just has Gen Z voice

alli moulton

Congrats on 300, gang! Thanks being a bizarre little comfort in hell for me. Julian, so good to have ya back <3

Orlando

As I go steadily more insane, I’m glad I get to do it while listening to the likes of these knuckleheads, and Liv

Brent

Liv agar

Andrick Neo

We missed you Julian ❤️

M J

Yeah, last time he was just gone and they didn't even acknowledge it and I get why they'd do that because maybe they don't want people to bother him if he's not feeling well cause even if they mean well it can be overwhelming and you feel pressured and claustrophobic cause you just wanna be left alone but paradoxically if they don't say anything you know it's because he's sad and you're like NOOO! MY BOY!

Ronin Fredricson

I think the pod might have finally broken them

Max Beer

JULIAN JULIAN JULIAN!

Laura Woodford

I'm not an American and this was not in America but the election before last in ny country I went with a friend who's not a citizen who THOUGHT he was allowed to vote but turns out he wasn't. When it was my turn I'd forgotten my ID at home and I was like "Shit, I'll go home and get it. It's only 10 minutes." but the poll worker was like "Can your buddy confirm your identity?" and my friend was like "Yeah." and the poll worker was like "Alright. Go ahead and vote, you don't have to get your ID." and while I knew that in this case it was fine because I am me, I did think it was a bit odd/concerning that they just took my friend for his word. So I sorta get feeling a bit concerned EVEN THOUGH in her case and mine it was correct, it COULD have been someone else impersonating me or her.

Ronin Fredricson

God dammit not Lansing Michigan again 😞. My city just can't catch a break

BigNovaKane

So happy to hear Julian back on the podcast.

12 o Clock in the Midnight

Phew. Came in here to see what I should I do!!

Heather Luna

I think you’re right now that I give it a little thought. I thought I might have zoned out when they made some kind of separation announcement lol.

Cory Waring

Think it's just cuz he's been gone for several weeks. Jake banished him to the Bean Bag zone for awhile, is my theory.

Schwartz666

😂 that makes sense and is a relief. I haven’t listened yet either but I didn’t remember anyone mentioning his departure or whatever. I guess we’ll see. Maybe Jake killed him in self defense and it’s AI Julian?

Cory Waring

Pretty sure it's just a joke. That being said, I haven't actually listened to the ep yet.

Schwartz666

I was wondering where Julian’s been but didn’t realize he’s not part of the podcast anymore, the special guest thing made me say WTF?

Cory Waring

I copied this from the Patreon news bulletin cause I noticed a few channels missing this line: “Apple’s fee will not impact your existing members. It will only affect new memberships purchased in the iOS app from November onward.” Just wanted to let y’all know so you aren’t losing income telling members to unsubscribe and re-subscribe.

Cold Material Handler

Julian 🥹

Bryony Shipston

Not my intent to classify or categorize! Just one person's impression of their VOICES, which I thought I made fairly clear in my first comment. That is to say, the sound of a voice isn't ever going to give a comprehensive understanding of the person it comes from. So to your assertion, I mean, no way? She's a person, not a disembodied voice? Thanks so much for clearing that up. You know it is confusing when you hear something you can't sees? 🥺🤧

Austin

liv agar

Alex Anderson

I'm so happy that Julian is home 💛

Jimmie Hammel

liv agar

Colleen G.

I always thought Liv Agar sounds like she's always ironic (maybe it is due to canadian accent idk)

Zoran Basic

People on the right do not think anymore, they just bake

Zoran Basic

I think there is a pretty easy explanation for Kamala releasing her plan for Puerto Rico a day before the Kill Tony guy shit on it and that is Kill Tony ad libbed the hit on Puerto Rico _because_ she released the plan. Not like a big conspiracy or he was deep in the research but just he was making Latino / Hispanic jokes and Kamala put Puerto Rico into the zeitgeist and that’s it. He probably just saw a tweet or something before he went on and that’s all it took.

someoneyouusedtoknow

Unfortunately, I've been horrorfied enough for one day. Gotta save some horrorification for tomorrow. Can't wait!

Schwartz666

This is 'Merica!!! .... *kicks minority into socio-economic pit*

Schwartz666

Liv Agar cannot, nay, will not be defined by such petty & dare I say, dubious classifications. Good day. 😁

Schwartz666

Anyone want more in-depth analysis of bad standup comedy, listen to the latest Knowledge Fight episode.

Snickerdoodle

I could argue that recreational/superfluous(?) speaking is inherently feminine/gay behavior. But that would be dumb, so I won't...

Austin

Liv agar? it's a lovely voice. idk about gay maybe bi? The rest of yall give me goofy dad/unc voice most of the time, except when Julian's enraged, that righteous indignation reminds me of me when my family has the news on Tv in front of me 🫠

Austin

Julian's back I'm not even gonna save this for work tomorrow!

Sebastian Pickett

Glad to hear your voice again Julian! <3

PWMaarten

Madness? This... Is... Auto Q!!

'Mech Bae

Julian is back baybeeee! Happy 300, all 👏👏

TerrorBillyJean

Congratulations!

jay cee

Congrats on the 300th fellas and thanks so much for bringing me countless hours to get hellishly bent to!! Pity about the special guest but you can’t win them all haha nah we love his cackle and we miss him when he’s gone! Peace and love to y’all and here’s to another 3 hundjie

hugo de bugré

Happy 300th! Here’s to 579 more until the sun explodes!

Garrett Cady

💯 💯 💯

ploob