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Episode 249: October 4th 5G Zombie Apocalypse

On October 4th FEMA, in conjunction with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA).

For those of us in the normie world, this is a dull bureaucratic event. But conspiracists, it’s something much more — a potentially catastrophic event. One that will spread illness and disease that may even transform people into zombies.

In this episode, we dive into the conspirituality gurus who started this bonkers rumor, how it borrowed from earlier conspiracy theories, and how it took a life on its own among online conspiracists.

REFERENCES

FEMA and FCC Plan Nationwide Emergency Alert Test for Oct. 4, 2023

https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20230803/fema-and-fcc-plan-nationwide-emergency-alert-test-oct-4-2023

What are the ingredients of Pfizer’s covid-19 vaccine?

https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/12/09/1013538/what-are-the-ingredients-of-pfizers-covid-19-vaccine/

Jim Bakker Is Now Using His End Times Broadcast to Warn About Zombies

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-is-now-using-his-end-times-broadcast-to-warn-about-zombies/

Chromosome 1p36 deletion syndrome

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/medgen/334629

Zombie Apocalypse: Can the Undead Teach the Living How to Survive an Emergency?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4612174/

Pfizer vaccine does not contain graphene oxide

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-430816913228

If It Sounds Like a Quack...: A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling

Comments

The outro made me think, it would be fun to do a retro with people like that >after< one of the dates they suggest. "So, why didn't the world end?" Kinda thing

Cormac

To the tune of that O'Reillys commercial Oh oh oh Oh-Biiiiideeennnn

Brandi Ray

It’s kicking off in Israel again - that’ll get heaps of them frothing

hugo de bugré

So great. That outro was so sad and hilarious at the same time.

Riley Bloomer-Ludwig

So, funny story: got up quite early on the 4th, listened to this as I got ready for work. There was a knock at the door. It was our next door neighbor in an absolute panic, letting us know that there would be some (unspecified) apocalypse when the signal went off. She was pulling her daughter out of school, and urged us to do the same with ours. At the very least, we needed to wrap our phones in two layers of foil, and each wear a lil sticker that she had charged up with good vibes (my word, not hers).

Patrick Orlob

Julian's, "...I heard it was pig cum..." almost made me crash the car through laughing. Damn it!

Nèv

I hope you all survived the sleeper cells awakening from our dirty Covid jabs LOL

Jake's spin off podcast: "This is Not That", Travis' spin off podcast: "Here's What's Real"

Becky Rose

QAA Baldurs Gate 3 campaign incoming

Todd calendar is so popular its impossible to get a date

E

Eas? You mean analog horror lore?

E

Man! I missed the zombie apocalypse!!! :(

Moloch's Personal Adrenochrome Peddler

On my lunch walk today I saw a family of 5 with aluminum 2 of the adults fully and 2 of the kids had pigtails with foil. Never thought I would run into an espiode directly after listening to an episode.

John Engelbrecht

Assembling my team of experts: Stupider Calendar Tarp!

ALL GOOD ALL GOOD

Checking in from the afterlife. It sucked when all of my blood clotted at once, but it's not so bad on this side of things.

I love that conspiracy theorists believe that the "tin" foil industry is so pure that no government/deep state entity has been able to get to them to compromise its integrity. Oh wait, tin foil was replaced by aluminum foil in early 20th century. Let the conspiracy theorists "bake" on that for a while! :-)


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