Premium Episode 205: Red Pilled Poetry Night feat the E1 Podcast

This is the episode that made me join the patreon. I laughed me ASS OFF. Guys, GOLD level work here, just fantastic. I’ll listen to the team dramatically read and recite ANY far right BS creative writing.

Nicthepoet

I may be answering this a bit late, but I was under the impression his use of sodomy is a bit like some legal definitions of it, like follows: "the crime of oral or anal sexual contact or penetration between persons or of sexual intercourse between a person and an animal."

DukeNukem64x

I think Stasis was based off The Foot Book by Dr Seuss 😂

Sierra Bangs

It’s too silly I can’t handle it. The snapping is OVERWHELMINGLY funny

Running out right now to get a bottle of Poudre Noir vodka.

Jay Miller

This made me laugh so hard, milk came outta my nose.

Jennydiver

this is the funniest thing i’ve heard in weeks plz do a million more. love you

this is called doggerel, he has no sense of pacing or meter, and is focusing entirely on trying to get fancy lines. Professional (or, otherwise, more serious) poets mock this sort of poetry because people who write it are always so confident. I tossed a couple lines in and it feels like he is almost trying to do pentameter but doesn't understand what meter actually means, and probably never tried to understand the mechanics behind poetry (and what makes someone like Shakespeare so genius, that he was able to stay within meter, rhyme, AND iambics, while someone like Poe did his own methods [in trochaic] and had meaningfully split phrases. Such as, it is very unusual to have an odd number of syllables in a line and it usually needs to indicate something important or meaningful to a line (Quoth the raven, "Nevermore", easy examples). That is my poetry rant, thank u

foxy

This makes Volgon poetry look like "Where The Sidewalk Ends."

Brian Sheppard

I haven’t laughed this hard in months. The cum towel, hovering over toilets, & shitty douche bag poetry brought back so many fond memories & blackouts from my 20’s & 30’s. I can’t wait for the next poetry slam boys.

I hated how much I liked these poems.

John Engelbrecht

This episode gave me stage V ear cancer. Thanks!

Ross Billman