Manclan Episode 2: Elliott Hulse Breathes Into His Balls

I had to go back and make sure this episode was about the same person because *wow*

Corey

vagina tricked me by whispering riddles

skim

The vagina is out here monologuing, it's unnatural

I love the Hulse rant on the 'nature of the vagina' because I'm a porn writer and I can tell you that you'll see the exact opposite in femdom porn, where it's like "The vagina crushes and weakens the penis and can continue as long as it wants, while the penis becomes limp and useless" Like it's almost as if vaginas and penises are just... You know... Sex organs. That men and women have. And that any claims about strength and essential natures tell you more about the agenda of the speaker than the sex organs do. Of course, something tells me his agenda isn't trying to get people to masturbate to his maledom porn...

Matthew Steele

Amazing and sad trajectory on Hulse, wow. One minor correction, “Osho” was the new name of the infamous India/Oregon guru, he was Baghwan Shree Rajneesh until around the end of the Oregon debacle. Instant rebrand for his books and “Osho Zen Tarot” oracle deck.

Daniel Reed Miller

The real male archetypes: Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker

orc

Annie's "dju know?" is as Iconic as every TF host's "That's right"

I love when Annie says 'dju know?'

alex.station

Omfg going from laughing and joking to the phrase "Hulse became a proponent of semen retention" very matter of factly made me laugh so hard.

Eliza Orlando

Got em!

Sam Cannariato

It’s Anthony Dream Johnson, not Andrew. And I sincerely hope he and his convention will be the subject of an upcoming episode. He’s pure drama.

Just in case you weren't aware, the secret to opening a jar is to turn it upside down and tap on the bottom a couple of times, then turn it right side up and open it.

DukeNukem64x

Deeply concerned about the decreased grip strength in men. Opening jars is the only thing they bring to the table, their only contribution to this world. If that goes, then what?

Samantha Miller

The disturbing rant where he starts shouting about how he "doesn't want to fuck his wife" in the middle of it feels like it tells you almost everything you need to know about this guy. Sending strong vibes that he has an undiagnosed mental disorder he's trying to treat/self medicate with all this crazy right wing ideology (that he's now trying to pollute other people with, its like a plague that has to be spread apparently). Except it clearly isn't working, it isn't making this guy happy, he's just downspiraling further and like the they said in the episode, he's turning into a husk.

Buckle

i hit 37:20 and went 'wait fuck it's the muscle emotion guy?!'

kiahl

Omg I just logged in and this title has me cracking up

Sara Judge