Checkered Bikini
Added 2021-06-16 20:39:31 +0000 UTCDespite how happy I seem in this vid, this week has been absolutely kicking my ass. I don’t feel like doing any of the things I usually love to do and I’m finding it hard to feel like I’m good enough. If any of you wanna leave some funny jokes in the comments they are appreciated, could use a laugh :)
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The FBI is interviewing for an agent position, and has narrowed it down to 3 candidates. The hiring manager hands the first candidate a gun and says "Inside of here is your husband, you must shoot him to get the job." The woman refuses to kill her husband so the manager says "The gun was full of blanks, but we need someone who follows orders. Please leave." The next candidate is given the gun with the same instructions. He takes the gun and goes into the room, but comes out a few moments later. "I can't kill my wife." The manager says "The gun was full of blanks, but we need someone who follows orders. Please leave." The third candidate is given the gun, and the manager says "Inside is your husband, go in and kill him and you have the position." She goes in and for a while it is quiet. After a few minutes there is lots of shouting, and banging noises, and finally silence once more. She comes back out and the manager asks how it went. "Well, the gun wouldn't fire so I had to use the chair!"
Crow
2021-06-18 04:22:31 +0000 UTCMs Alien I would love to tell you some jokes. But my jokes are for 18+. And although I know none of the words I said would be new. I'm going to pass.
Michael Ryan
2021-06-17 00:17:29 +0000 UTC
